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<HABSHI> Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
<Taj^Mahal> 'AansoO Ko BUhuT SamjhaYaa Tanhai May Aaya Karo...!! Mehfil May HamaRa MazaK Na UraYa KarO...!!! Iss Per Aansoo TaraP Kar bole....!!!.Itne Logon mein Aap Ko Tanha PaataY HaiN Iss Liye Chale Aate Hain'
<Taj^Mahal> ping
<Tinko> Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
<qwp> There are 4 seconds of lag between taj^mahal and I
<Taj^Mahal> 'AansoO Ko BUhuT SamjhaYaa Tanhai May Aaya Karo...!! Mehfil May HamaRa MazaK Na UraYa KarO...!!! Iss Per Aansoo TaraP Kar bole....!!!.Itne Logon mein Aap Ko Tanha PaataY HaiN Iss Liye Chale Aate Hain'
<^RuThELEsS^GuY^> yar
<^RuThELEsS^GuY^> kue copy paste kerta hai
<HABSHI> iiin Barashoo Say Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz........................Kacha Teraa Makaan hae Kuch Tooo Khiyal Kar
<kashifali^> lolzzzzzzzzzz
<kashifali^> Taj^Mahal
<Taj^Mahal> koi baat karay
<Taj^Mahal> tu likhoon ga
<GuRiA> Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~
<HABSHI> :)
<Taj^Mahal> sab KUNNAY ban kay bathay howay hoo tu batt
<Taj^Mahal> kis say karoon
<Taj^Mahal> !stat
<Guest00370> Taj^Mahal: 2919 words, 17244 letters, 10 smilies, time wasted: 7 hours 54 minutes .
<Taj^Mahal> ping
<kashifali^> !stat Taj^Mahal
<qwp> There are 5 seconds of lag between taj^mahal and I
<Taj^Mahal> !place
<Guest00370> Taj^Mahal: 2920 words, 17248 letters, 10 smilies, time wasted: 7 hours 55 minutes .
<Guest00370> Taj^Mahal is on place #23 out of 1374.
<^RuThELEsS^GuY^> !PLACE
<Guest00370> ^RuThELEsS^GuY^ is on place #24 out of 1374.
<Taj^Mahal> !place
<Guest00370> Taj^Mahal is on place #23 out of 1374.
<^RuThELEsS^GuY^> shahbashhh
<Tinko> Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
<HABSHI> Ksii Nazar Ko Teraa Intazaar Aaaj Be hae....
<GuRiA> jaisa karo gey, waisa bharo gey.. kya!
<jerrymcguire> hi gang
<Tinko> jerrymcguire hey whats up
<Tinko> Hit any user to continue.
<GuRiA> jerrymcguire hello, nice to see yea!
<Tinko> My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
<Tinko> All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
<GuRiA> Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
<Tinko> An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
<GuRiA> For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
<Tinko> CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
<GuRiA> My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
<Ali_Raza_lhr_sey> Koi-Hai koi larki hai jo phone *** or real *** karna chahti ho
<HABSHI> :)
<Tinko> E Pluribus Modem
<khtrg> wb = wohi bakwas
<GuRiA> Give respect, get respect
<Tinko> If you do not say your ASAR prayers: The strength of their body is taken away.
<HABSHI> Ksii Nazar Ko Teraa Intazaar Aaaj Be hae....
<GuRiA> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
<khtrg> chup, rona band karo
<khtrg> ja kay sehri karo our so jao
<Tinko> I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
<GuRiA> There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
<HABSHI> Dil Ki tanhai ko awaz bana lety hain.......Darad jab had say guzarta hae too gaa lety hain
<HABSHI> Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
<HABSHI> iiin Barashoo Say Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz........................Kacha Teraa Makaan hae Kuch Tooo Khiyal Kar
<HABSHI> :)
<Tinko> Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
<GuRiA> Department of Redundancy Department
<HABSHI> Dil tery bin kahi lagtaa nahi waqat Guzartaaa nahi ........ kyaa yeah hi piyar hae ???
<Tinko> Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
<HABSHI> hahahahhaTimer 0 3353 /msg #kcw Father :- A banker provided by nature.
<GuRiA> Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
<Tinko> Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
<khtrg> !stat
<Guest00370> khtrg: 25 words, 118 letters, 0 smilies, time wasted: 23 minutes .
<khtrg> !top ten
<khtrg> !top 10
<khtrg> !top10
<Guest00370> Top10(words): 1. ^^^ROMEO^^^(22325) 2. PaaJee(22308) 3. black___cat[A](18358) 4. GuRiA(14788) 5. KhaRgOosH(14392) 6. GeNie^In^a^BoTtLe(13969) 7. ^`BuTtErFlY`^(10858) 8. proem(9222) 9. my`voilon`weeps`sadly`N`slowly(8296) 10. dr_teeka(7809)
<khtrg> !top20
<Guest00370> Top20(words): 11. `shrartii(7188) 12. kashifali^(6871) 13. `Par|(6722) 14. FakeHeart(5104) 15. HABSHI(4993) 16. why`m`e`|OFFF(4514) 17. Zoha(4138) 18. Bad`Guy(4071) 19. mshnns(4017) 20. UnJaLi(3687)
<GuRiA> DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
<Tinko> Do witches run spell checkers?
<GuRiA> Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
<Tinko> Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
<GuRiA> Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
<Tinko> The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
<GuRiA> Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
<GuRiA> If you do not say your ISHA prayers: The peace of their sleep is taken away.
<GuRiA> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
<GuRiA> Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
<GuRiA> A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
<GuRiA> Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
<Tinko> If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
<Tinko> Do witches run spell checkers?
<GuRiA> Windows: Just another pain in the gl***.
<Tinko> Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
<GuRiA> Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
<Tinko> Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
<GuRiA> Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
<Tinko> Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
<GuRiA> Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
<GuRiA> I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
<GuRiA> Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
<GuRiA> I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
<Tinko> 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
<GuRiA> I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
<Tinko> Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
<GuRiA> What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
<Tinko> Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~
<GuRiA> Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
<Tinko> Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
<GuRiA> I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
<Tinko> If you do not say your MAGHRIB prayers: They are not benefited by their children.
<GuRiA> C: Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
<Tinko> Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
<GuRiA> Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
<Tinko> It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
<}_S_O_H_N_I_{> salam aleikum
<GuRiA> }_S_O_H_N_I_{ ws
<GuRiA> All computers wait at the same speed.
<Tinko> Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
<GuRiA> All computers wait at the same speed.
<Tinko> If you do not say your FAJAR prayers: The glow of their face is taken away.
<GuRiA> The name is Baud......, James Baud.
<Tinko> The beatings will continue until morale improves.
<GuRiA> Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
<Tinko> E Pluribus Modem
<GuRiA> I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
<Tinko> A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
<GuRiA> As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
<Tinko> A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
<GuRiA> Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
<Tinko> Real programmers don't document. 'If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.'
<GuRiA> The name is Baud......, James Baud.
<Tinko> DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
<GuRiA> Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
<Tinko> Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~
<GuRiA> 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
<Tinko> Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
<proem> slaam all.
<GuRiA> Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
<proem> hye Attitude^Guy
<Tinko> Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
<GuRiA> Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
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