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<Nick_E> I kept hitting this girls nose when I was tit ****ing her cuz my **** is so big
<Nick_E> and it started bleeding
<markovich> Nick_E: too much info
<Nick_E> I'm kidding foo
<markovich> I get sensitive when people talk about how big their ****s are
<Nick_E> u got a pinner ?
<markovich> mine is good
<Nick_E> just wrap some cotton on the end
<markovich> I usually stuff my condom
<Nick_E> hahaha
<markovich> anyways, let's go back to C++
<markovich> enough with the titty talk
<rza> tits?
<rza> where?
<markovich> behind you!
<markovich> great big mantits#
<markovich> no more tits
<markovich> back to bits
<markovich> anyways, gotta go now
<markovich> a digital circuit simulator is waiting for me
<MachinShi> ppl who try to brag about the size of their ****, especially on irc, usually feel less than well-endowed and try to make up for it
<binrapt> My **** is small!
<binrapt> Hahahah
<binrapt> Uhm.
<NKD> uhhh
<MachinShi> binrapt: lol
<MachinShi> einride: you drive a porsche? ;)
<einride> uhh not at all
<einride> hmm actually
<einride> i need to get something to compensate with
<MachinShi> lol
<MachinShi> ok see. this is another way to compensate. claim you need to compensate for having a little one.
<einride> hehe
<einride> i don't have a good car or an expensive flat or a top-notch box...
<einride> i really need to find something :P
<MachinShi> sigh. pr0n's ****ed us all up in this way. too many guys think they're small cause the guys in pr0n are ****ing huge. and they don't have an accurate perception of women or *** from it either
<einride> yeah well most guys will discover that porn is far from *** first time they get laid. not much of a problem really
<Sine2UNI> MachinShi: women are ****ed up because of porn, they like it rough as
<Sine2UNI> which is good i guess :P
<Sine2UNI> i guess *** is like c++, you get the wrong perception just looking at other people doing it - experience is the way to go :P haha
<Meritt> its kinda weird hooking up with some really forward (***ually) somewhat kinky girl.
<Meritt> and then the next girl you are with is hesittant about letting you remove her bra.
<MachinShi> sigh. i need one of those
<MachinShi> course. there's a lotta things i need in that dept
<Sine2UNI> Meritt: it makes me think how many else she's forward with
<Meritt> Sine2UNI: There's a reason why she's past tense :)
<Sine2UNI> which is a big turn off :P
<Sine2UNI> *****s = *****s
<Sine2UNI> :P
<Meritt> Okay I never really used past tense to describe her, but yeah agreed.
<Meritt> It was a one..two.. okay it was a handful of times
<Meritt> But, yeah, meh. Got better now :)
<Sine2UNI> lol, dont wanna know about ppls inadequacy (sp?) in bed :P
<MachinShi> Meritt: wait. she cheated on you?
<Meritt> MachinShi: The kinky girl? We weren't really dating ever. I did say "hooked up" and that was pretty much all it was :)
<Meritt> So, if she did, I couldn't care less.
<MachinShi> Meritt: oh. ok
<Meritt> The girl I'm with now is actually really cool and I'd trust her and all and actually consider her my 'girlfriend'
<MachinShi> does she thought? :)
<MachinShi> er. though
<Meritt> But I was just comparing the very different ***ual stuff with one to the other. You get used to one thing and then all of a sudden you're "moving too fast"
<MachinShi> lol. oh
<NKD> Liars. no one in here has been with a female
<NKD> except me, of course.
<Meritt> of course.
<NKD> There are two kinds of people on the internet, virgins, and liars
<NKD> Its like that one joke, On IRC the men are men, the women are men, and the kids are FBI agents
<NKD> male FBI agents at that
<NKD> DENIED
<Meritt> Didnt realize nick length was so restricted.
<MachinShi> yah. efnet ****s in taht way
<einride> once upon a time memory was scarce and noone needed more than 9 char nicks
<einride> and we can hardly restart all of efnet at the same time, that'd be chaotic :P
<Meritt> At least it keeps the sloppy indian coders out. (</endracialcomment>)
<MachinShi> i'm not sloppy!
<berty> heh
<MachinShi> am lazy though :)
<Meritt> I didn't say all indian coders were sloppy.
<Meritt> I said it keeps the sloppy ones out :P
<MachinShi> but hey. that's what makes a good developer
<berty> i think irc makes me a good developer
<berty> I have out in #winprog and all my projects complete themselves
<berty> s/have/hang
<KimmoA> IRC is full of power-abusing psychos.
<NKD> Hey Kimmo, the @'s have to be important SOMEWHERE
<NKD> Dont judge em
<NKD> ;)
<einride> KimmoA: how so? :P
<MachinShi> berty: lol
<berty> ;p
<MachinShi> KimmoA: damn straight. we have to be somewhere :)
<NKD> Certain ops here who shall remain nameless seem to not contribute except to make fun of people and kick them :P
<einride> a common misconception of irc includes the idea that channels somehow are democratic. they're not. a channel is dictated by the ops.
<KimmoA> einride: Without even knowing you, I am pretty sure that you do whatever the hell you feel like doing, not caring about official "policies". :/
<einride> ahh but i don't break the *very few* policies that are around
<NKD> Ops here arent toooo bad. If you can tell one he wears jackboots and needs to be less anal, and not get perm banned
<NKD> Then they are at least not taking IRC too seriously
<KpFRE> matja: is dirnet.h included in Visual C++ 6 ? (they have that in my office, and i want to build something with it) if there isn't, is there any other header that does it?
<KimmoA> I got banned from #C++ on my 16th birthday for 70+ days for making a joke about MS.
<KimmoA> And that was the best ban I've got. One with an actual reason.
<MachinShi> KimmoA: what 'policies'? :) rules are meant to be broken,a fter all :)
<NKD> But there are a lot of channels out there that exist purely for the ops to pick on the folks who come ot the channnel
<einride> NKD: which is silly, but not "abusive", since it is within the ops' rights to do so
<NKD> They'll say "Its my channel i can do what I want", of course they dont like it when you tell them to make the channel invite only
<NKD> then they wouldnt have anyone to knock around
<tact.h> :]
<KimmoA> And then, when you get banned by somebody you have never seen before, without any apparent reason, you PM him, get completely ignored, PM somebody else, and he tells you that it's "not his problem" and that I should "fix it myself".
<MachinShi> pcalc whine
<Kniht> whine = Whining in #c++ about the rules (or any other thing) will get your *** booted out promptly. Let this serve as your last warning.
<einride> KimmoA: again, it's stupid and rude, but not "abusive"
<KimmoA> Not to EFnet rules, maybe...
<KimmoA> As if there are any rules...
<NKD> there are no rules on efnet..
<berty> irc is life!
<einride> exactly :P
<KpFRE> anyone who knows: is dirnet.h included in Visual C++ 6 ? if it isn't, is there any other header that handles folder search?
<KimmoA> Freenode is the most stupid network ever.
<berty> KpFRE : search puppy is your friend
<kawfee> what is a half op?
<MachinShi> KpFRE: mfc has CFileFind. there's a directory search api in windows of course
<MachinShi> FindFirstFile iirc
<MachinShi> and FindNextFile etc.
<berty> c# has a dir.find :O
<einride> kawfee: someone that can ban/kick/whatever everyone excluding the *full* ops, iirc
<kawfee> hrm
<NKD> efnet doesnt support half-op
<NKD> its really backwards as far as IRC features goes
<NKD> small names, very few channel modes/user modes
<berty> i would think it would be a botnet feature
<MachinShi> efnet's ancient..
<KpFRE> MachinShi: is "FindFirstFile" a header file? (i a bit newb)
<MachinShi> KpFRE: no. it's the name of the function
<KimmoA> FEW channel modes?!
<KimmoA> All interesting channels are locked...
<kawfee> KimmoA: what channels would that be?
<MachinShi> KpFRE: you only need to #include <windows.h> for all win32 api functions.
<MachinShi> #visualbasic! ;)
<kawfee> hah
<KimmoA> Everything you try...
<kawfee> #*** ?
<upb> like.... #ownage ?
<upb> or #free0day
<kawfee> you just need the key
<KimmoA> Which you get how? Impossible.
<job> i also use #define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN and #include <windowsx.h>
<kawfee> like #c, you can get the key here
<KimmoA> And most you have to be INVITED to...
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