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<|Phreak|> yea, laptop hard drivesk **** ***
<|Phreak|> I wish windows task manager could actually show the total process vm size, instead of claiming it does but really only showing the heap size
<Genia4> hmm..
<Yunited> can someone help me on this question, which i cant seem to answer
<Genia4> I wonder if signing up for rentacoder again is worth it
<Yunited> 5.What type of value must the main function return?
<|Phreak|> Yunited: an int
<roopjm> jesus read a book Yunited..
<Yunited> i am readin it
<roopjm> and it didn't say that?
<Yunited> nope its a chapter test
<Yunited> chapter #1
<roopjm> welll....
<|Phreak|> read chapter 1 then
<roopjm> its a chapter test... it only questions things IN THE CHAPTER
<Yunited> oh
<Yunited> so the answers all in chaptr?
<roopjm> yesssssss
<Yunited> k ty :) im going to read chapter this time, not skip and just look at examples.
<|Phreak|> nobody can be that dumb
<Jasonmay> This is IRC.
<james-_> Never underestimate nature's ability to create a better idiot.
<Genia4> lol
<Yunited> Im trying to write a console program which will translate A-Z characters into blind text (.... .. ...) so the blind people can translate it in their language and read
<OlaRune> cool
<|Phreak|> define 'blind text'
<roopjm> braile?
<OlaRune> the thing blind people read
<OlaRune> yes
<|Phreak|> they read braille... there is nothing to translate, you just print it on a braile printer
<roopjm> do you have a braile terminal for them to use?
<Yunited-b> nope they can use their monitor
<|Phreak|> Ummm... not if they are BLIND they can't
<roopjm> blind people read with their FINGERS
<Yunited-b> oh hmh then ill have to try make sometihng else :/
<roopjm> you could translate it for fun, but it won't be useful..
<roopjm> you could do a morse code translation program
<roopjm> but jesus
<m4l|> anybody here have a job in the computer science field?
<Yunited-b> true that
<|Phreak|> ... -- ...
<OlaRune> pencil?
<roopjm> sure that'll work
<OlaRune> i've got one ;)
<OlaRune> but I don't think I want to stab myself
<Yunited-b> im getting smarter every second i idle here im going now to eat bbl
<OlaRune> bye bye
<james-_> calc anyone
<CalcMe> anyone = 90% of the first questions asked in this channel _annoyingly_ start with "Does anyone/anybody..." Why not ask your next question (the real one) and YOU decide? <hint>
<daxxar> Does anyone feel like stabbing themself after this session?
<roopjm> i do
<james-_> No, but I'm willing to help anyone who feels the need to be stabbed.
<roopjm> stabbity
<OlaRune> I'm in but only leg-stabbin'
<OlaRune> not the lung/heart-stabbin'
<|Phreak|> stabinya
<Yunited-b> Please dont be so violent :/
<ZorbaTHut> hey, I've got a great idea! let's go brutally murder some baby seals!
<ZorbaTHut> I call pickaxe!
<OlaRune> I call headset with spikes
<OlaRune> or laserpencils
<OlaRune> that would be awesome
<|Phreak|> I call the terra-amp pulse generator
<OlaRune> laser pencils
<ZorbaTHut> daxxar, that's not very nice! it'll all get in my hair. :(
<james-_> I feel vaguely dirty using a Java GUI to look at C++ profiling data.
<daxxar> ZorbaTHut, we can take a hot, relaxing shower when we're done.
<daxxar> :o
<james-_> Baby seals? I like clubbing, let's do it.
<OlaRune> not clubbing ffs
<OlaRune> laser penciling
<james-_> Where's the joy in that?
<|Phreak|> anyone see that article on /. a few weeks back about the aliminum rod they somehow crammed like a billion amps through?
<OlaRune> but still baby seals ^^
<|Phreak|> BOOM
<|Phreak|> hehe
<roopjm> a baby seal walks into a club
<roopjm> how do you get a goth kid out of a tree?
<|Phreak|> he's coming right for us!
<roopjm> cut the rope
<OlaRune> haha
<ZorbaTHut> http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=269 <-- read this and the following series. (the really funny stuff starts three comics after this one, but you need these three for context)
<james-_> Not sure how much I trust this magical Sun profiler. I'll see if Quantify's results are more consistent.
<|Phreak|> lol
<moralcode> who's the baby deer on the lawn
<roopjm> oh dude that's great Zorba
<daxxar> ZorbaTHut, hahaha ;P
<daxxar> "JESUS! Did I tell you to stop ****ing?"
<|Phreak|> roflmfao
<|Phreak|> omg, this kid is on fire! I'll put him out with this retard... it's ok, they don't feel pain like we do... hahahaha
<ZorbaTHut> the guy who does that comic is hilarious :)
<daxxar> "We didn't have enough characters to fill four panels, so here's a cute little mushroom. Lookit him dance." "..." "DON'T YOU WANT TO **** HIM??"
<daxxar> I mean, WTF.
<daxxar> :P
<WhiteWolf> If I'm overloading operator+ on a cl***, for example... given overload in cl***A, multiplied by constant c... how can I overload it such that c*cl***A is valid as well as cl***A*c?
<james-_> WhiteWolf: you write it as a non-member function. (Ignoring the mixed operator+/operator* thing in your message.)
<Alipha> WhiteWolf: make operator* a free-standing function not a member function
<WhiteWolf> james-_, Alipha: yeah, I meant operator*, not operator+ in my question... and thanks to both for quick answers
<Alipha> as a rule of thumb, all non-***ignment binary operators should be non-member functions
<james-_> Apart from anything else, interactions with conversions are symmetric that way.
<smtp> hey
<smtp> why would a destructor be declared virtual?
<jamesd-> smtp: to allow safe polymorphic deletion.
<jamesd-> smtp: or to shut up a dumb gcc warning about a non-virtual protected destructor.
<jamesd-> smtp: or, very rarely, just to ensure that a cl*** is polymorphic for RTTI purposes or similar.
<smtp> what exactly is polymorphic deletion?
<|Phreak|> deleting the object via a base pointer
<smtp> ah okay..thanks
<kawfee> |Phreak|: !
<kawfee> hi
<kawfee> calc boobies
<CalcMe> boobies = ( o Y o ) got milk?
<WhiteWolf> (.Y.) is so much better.
<|Phreak|> wooot!
<|Phreak|> I've allways used (.)(.)
<|Phreak|> or sometimes (o)(o)
<WhiteWolf> those are some big titties... that's a big woman
<OlaRune> what kind of ****ing conversation is this
<OlaRune> ?
<WhiteWolf> bored programmers.
<OlaRune> yeah, I guess
<|Phreak|> lol
<|Phreak|> http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=286
<|Phreak|> that is SO true
<moralcode> it doesnt matter if the guy beats the girl either...they stay...
<OlaRune> 'sup everyone?
<WhiteWolf> http://www.epidauros.be/raid.jpg <--- Hah, SFW
<OlaRune> hehe
<OlaRune> nice
<OlaRune> :)
<|Phreak|> rofl...
<|Phreak|> bananas in my ears! bananas in my ears!
<OlaRune> eh..
<moralcode> i want raptor raid :(
<Drad> I was wondering if it's possible to do something like this
<Drad> #define printfPB(a,...) printf(PSTR(a),...)
<Drad> a macro with a variable number of args
<jamesd-> Drad: it will be #define printfPB(a,...) printf(STR(a),__VA_ARGS__) when it is standard... it's in C since 1999, and some C++ compilers support it though it's not standard yet.
<Drad> hm
<Drad> ok thanks
<jamesd-> In C++98, macros always have a fixed number of arguments.
<Drad> you are most knowledgable
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