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<darker> maybe you should buy a plug in, Jacklyn
<JaXafk> you have the plug in version, SweetCake?
<SweetCake> I have a m***ager
<JaXafk> nah, darker...my needs are filled.
<SweetCake> so, yeah
<JaXafk> 'personal m***ager'
<JaXafk> lol
<SweetCake> yeah, I have a lot of tension in my 'shoulders'
<JaXafk> lol
<sinorev> one of my good friends is on wellbutrin
<sinorev> imo it makes her seem a bit manic
<SweetCake> I gotta be careful what I take cuz of the stupid seizures
<wendymomo> "chatter i talk to in michigan"!=good friend, sinorev
<SweetCake> one ER doc gave me a med that can cause seizures, dumb***
<sinorev> wendymomo: lol NO...she's one of my friends here in big dee.
<JaXafk> hrm, I'm not so sure it makes me manic
<JaXafk> I've lost 15 lbs since I started it
<wendymomo> damn, sister
<SweetCake> that's cool, Effexor made me lose 30
<JaXafk> I shoulda been all depressed earlier!
<SweetCake> lol
<SweetCake> hubby's trying to quit smoking
<SweetCake> I did good on the Wellbutrin, well, till I seized at work, it was embarr***ing
<JaXafk> I cried at work
<JaXafk> I felt like a *****
<JaXafk> stupid cory!
<darker> oh no..mood swings
<JaXafk> naw
<JaXafk> he pissed me off.
<darker> karma will catch up to him soon enough
<SweetCake> I did one of those days where you wear a long dress and knee highs
<SweetCake> plus, everyone was staring at me
<JiggV> what did he do that was so bad you cried at work
<JaXafk> it already did
<SweetCake> what happened hon???
<JaXafk> he was attacking my knowledge of my job because he thought since he had been there a year he was automatically right.
<SweetCake> bah
<SweetCake> I hate that ****
<JiggV> the uniden job?
<SweetCake> we're just as smart as they are
<JiggV> no your not
<SweetCake> **** off jay
<JiggV> but thats not important
<wendymomo> we're as smart as who are?
<SweetCake> men
<wendymomo> she said he thought he was right because he'd been there a year, not because he had a penis.
<SweetCake> that's how my toe got broken some more, I disagreed with a man and he got in my face
<wendymomo> i'm smarter than most men i know.
<JiggV> no yer not
<darker> Jacklyn did you kick his ***?
<JiggV> we just let you think that
<SweetCake> ok, I'm projecting my own situation, sorry
<wendymomo> and you kicked him in the face?
<SweetCake> no, wendy is really witty and quick on her feet from what I'e seen
<wendymomo> also: mean
<darker> wendy uses *** as a weapon!
<SweetCake> we're still as smart as they are tho
<JiggV> lets not forget wendy also forgets to shower from time to time
<wendymomo> i don't think i'm as smart as a man. i'm smarter than most of them and more evil, too.
<SweetCake> ok, so how can she use *** as a weapon if she's all dirty and ****??? she must have something going on then
<wendymomo> some men like dirty cooter
<wendymomo> you'd be surprised.
<SweetCake> lol
<wendymomo> i may not shower but goddamn can i **** a cock.
<JiggV> ok...shes got me there
<JaXafk> I dont' work at Uniden anymore.
<SweetCake> ok, we can be smarter than them
<darker> wow
<JiggV> anywoman that can **** a cock...
<JiggV> well that trumps all
<SweetCake> hehe, to men
<SweetCake> LOL
<wendymomo> well i find my girlfriends aren't too interested in my cock****ing abilities
<JiggV> and since men rule the planet
<JiggV> i find cock****ing skills should be included on all female job applications
<JaXafk> momo, muh doggie is getting way big.
<darker> Cory doesn't work with you now, does he?
<wendymomo> pix, jax
<JiggV> its just too important to be left off the ticket
<JaXafk> yes, cory works with me now
<wendymomo> i agree, j
<JaXafk> at wamu
<darker> I'm sure before he married her, TJ had all of her qualifications spelled out
<SweetCake> not for a job, a date would be more appropriate to me
<wendymomo> dude i would never fill out an application for a date
<wendymomo> i interview THEM, not the other way around.
<JiggV> for a job, a date......any aspect of female life
<SweetCake> lol
<SweetCake> I"m not giving ANY head on ANY job
<darker> "Are you expecting me to play your balls as I perform fellatio?"
<JiggV> you wouldnt last long working for me then
<SweetCake> did I ask to work for you?
<wendymomo> did she?
<wendymomo> well?
<JiggV> i mean....one week then Blammo
<SweetCake> I worked my *** off to get my ****ing degree, job is on job ability
<JaXafk> jobs are who you know.
<SweetCake> LOL, in your dreams jay
<wendymomo> it's blowJOB not blowFUN
<JiggV> women only go to school to find husbands
<SweetCake> OMG
<wendymomo> they want to get their MRS degree
<SweetCake> you aren't for real are you???
<wendymomo> s
<JiggV> of course i am...im sitting here arent i
<JiggV> i must be real
<wendymomo> what degree do you have, sweetcakes?
<SweetCake> Accounting
<SweetCake> from UTA
<JiggV> i bet she got her 'im lookin for a man' degree
<wendymomo> her MRS, j
<SweetCake> uhm, I had a man, sorta
<JiggV> did you find him at college?
<SweetCake> and 2 kids, and 2 jobs
<SweetCake> nope
<SweetCake> I found him at ***hole school
<JiggV> so you DID find him at school
<wendymomo> do they teach fellatio 101 there too
<JiggV> i knew it
<SweetCake> no, not schol
<SweetCake> that was a joke
<wendymomo> j, don't you know a joke when you see one?
<JiggV> all women really need is a man to tell them how to act
<SweetCake> I was with him years before school
<wendymomo> all i really need is 3 men. one to wash my car, one to rest my feet on and one to bring home the money.
<SweetCake> no, we were separated for a while and I did fine on my own, thank you
<cheez> if j knew a joke when he saw one looking in the mirror would be an amusing activity for him
<wendymomo> OOOO
<wendymomo> BURN.
<SweetCake> hehe, that's right wendy
<JiggV> i laff when i look at pics of cheez all the time
<JiggV> now THATS funny
<wendymomo> one down, two to go.
<wendymomo> Volunteers? Anyone?
<cheez> http://www.dissociative.net/wiki/index.php/Cheez
<cheez> laugh away
<darker> TJ brings home the bacon, so I'd either be washing the car or being a footrest?
<wendymomo> both positions are open.
<SweetCake> I could use a footrest for my foot :)
<JiggV> see....i was always shown women should be seen and not heard
<SweetCake> well, you were shown WRONG
<cheez> we should start an intermarital commune
<wendymomo> gross.
<cheez> all the men can bring home the bacon and sleep with whichever woman they want that night
<JiggV> but unfortunately...some women....just havent clued into that cuz you can hear them like all the way to elpaso and back
<JiggV> cheez has it right
<cheez> and the women don't have to deal with the same man every day
<cheez> which I'm sure is a bonus
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