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<Chris--> sup cheez
<SufferAll> dam nice to be home
<SufferAll> dont have to be back in the office till Monday
<SufferAll> jeebus that job is boring as ****
<saneisjus> blech
<NsOmNiAc> lived by the sea
<saneisjus> sup
<NsOmNiAc> not much
<NsOmNiAc> kicking back
<saneisjus> I've got an Xbox here, and I'm thinking of installing linux on it...
<NsOmNiAc> go for it
<saneisjus> or maybe I'll just go play halo...
<NsOmNiAc> you won't ever be able to play xbox online though
<saneisjus> I don't use xbox online anyways
<saneisjus> I only play it when I have friends over for a lan party
<saneisjus> I borrowed it froma friend who doesnt use it anymore
<NsOmNiAc> I think I'm going to watch The Devils Rejects again
<TheTalent> is that on par with House?
<TheTalent> rejects just came in the mail
<NsOmNiAc> House ?
<NsOmNiAc> never saw it heard it was kinda lame
<NsOmNiAc> The Devils Rejects is pretty graphic though
<TheTalent> cool
<pinata> if i met jeezis...
<pinata> i would shoot dope with him.
<pinata> and take him to a tittybar.
<pinata> i would be ***ured a place in heaven.
<pinata> that would be cool.
<pinata> i bet they would put me in the bible.
<pinata> st. dave, patron saint of the u100 insulin syringe.
<pinata> that would be so cool, being canonized...
<saneisjus> and dave said unto the people of texas, shoot dope, find thyself at a titty bar, and all is good.
<TheTalent> right next to Rufus
<haiku> what is your talent?
<scr1be> i dont have myspace
<scr1be> someone dcc
<haiku> do you have a browser?
<pinata> jesus **** scribe....
<scr1be> dont have dont want
<pinata> pretend its the new millenium, and get some myspace.
<scr1be> comeon just dcc
<TheTalent> i am a man of many talents
<haiku> nope
<scr1be> www.vainspace.com
<TheTalent> scr1be's talent is getting girls on the rag to make booty calls
<haiku> eh
<haiku> hotness is over rated
<pinata> scribe goits his red wings.
<pinata> redwings are evidently the conversation killer of the day.
<scr1be> thetalent stfu
<TheTalent> http://myspace-798.vo.llnwd.net/00317/89/78/317968798_l.jpg here ya go scribe
<scr1be> whos that
<TheTalent> supposedly haiku
<bougyman> hellcreep: wha happened/
<haiku> lol
<haiku> don't ask for pics if you're not going to believe they are mine
<Al-Qadim> sigh
<TheTalent> i mean, it is the internet so you have to be leary about any claims
<bougyman> haiku looks like an ***
<haiku> ty :)
<SufferAll> its nice
<haiku> hey bougy wendy isn't home yet?
<TheTalent> that doesn't look like a "white girl" ***
<bougyman> i have no idea
<bougyman> i wont be home for a few hours
<haiku> ****ty
<TheTalent> but haiku looks to not be completely aryan
<TheTalent> don't get me wrong, haiku, i aint complaining
<SufferAll> id eat her ***
<TheTalent> what if she was on the rag, sufferall
<hellcreep> what happened when?
<haiku> hon i don't really care what ppl think :)
<SufferAll> what aryan mean
<haiku> believe it or not..just keep in mind come january i'll be in arlington
<TheTalent> i'm more of a Hun than a hon
<SufferAll> mhmm
<SufferAll> tasty
<TheTalent> sorry to hear that haiku
<SufferAll> well as long as you dont go disc golding im okay
<TheTalent> arlington ****s
<haiku> i've heard different
<haiku> i think i'll take the chance and see for myself
<TheTalent> lies, all lies
<SufferAll> just keep the buffe closed
<SufferAll> err buffet
<hellcreep> there are some good drinkin' holes in arlington
<haiku> is it like corpus christi?
<cheez> arlington is like tulsa
<hellcreep> haha
<TheTalent> arlington isn't asbad as CC
<cheez> college kids but very repressed
<hellcreep> i hate tulsa
<haiku> well then it's good
<haiku> i hated corpus when i lived there
<cheez> no, good would be without the repression
<TheTalent> arlington has an abundance of white trash and asians
<cheez> ****ing bible beaters
<haiku> white trash is every where
<darker> put trash in it's place!
<TheTalent> south arlington isn't that bad
<pinata> the bible rocks.
<pinata> its excellent for rolling joints...
<cheez> the bible makes a good tool for bludgeoning
<pinata> and having a good wank to.
<cheez> I've done that
<cheez> that's how I know I'm going to hell
<cheez> I rolled a joint in a page from a gideon bible in a hotel room
<cheez> <-- condemned
<TheTalent> another good use for thebible is as a doorstop
<TheTalent> and its goo reading while in jail
<pinata> here is no good reading in jail.
<TheTalent> if you can't get the latest cosmo
<pinata> youre in jhail for gods sake.
<pinata> it ****s universally.
<pinata> you can m,eet some ok ppl in there tho.
<pinata> as long as they arent wearing badges, they are prolly ok.
<TheTalent> people in jail always seem to want cigs
<hellcreep> i've burned bibles in black m***es..... many times....... if rolling a joint with a page is condemning........ i'm in a wh0le lotta trouble
<El_Talent> you're a closet christian and you know it, hellcreep
<hellcreep> ohh.. you busted me..
<hellcreep> i've been outted
<SufferAll> mhmm
<hellcreep> this pipe tobacco just nicotine-overloaded me
<hellcreep> jesus ****
<hellcreep> i'm tinglin
<scr1be> #### pipe tobacco
<scr1be> if you must smoke bowls of tobacco
<scr1be> get a hookah
<hellcreep> i have one
<SufferAll> hookahs leave to evil
<hellcreep> some pipe tobaccos are too complex for hookahs
<hellcreep> hookahs are good for flavored goopy crap
<SufferAll> EVIL
<hellcreep> if you smoke a good balkan brand of pipe tobacco, 75% of the flavor will be usurped by the water
<hellcreep> hookahs let you inhale too
<SufferAll> todays lesson in smoking brought to by the hookah
<SufferAll> try our wide selection of hookahs
<El_Talent> i need a hooker
<hellcreep> i gotta get to a ghosthunting dinner meet
<hellcreep> later
<osiriss> 75% of the carcinogens as well
<saneisjus> everythign causes cancer nowadays
<El_Talent> as long as *********ion doesn't, i'm ok
<NsOmNiAc> El_Talent, your ****ed cause it does
<El_Talent> damn
<floz> I need to go to the world market and get a hookah.
<floz> and a couple tins of shisha
<NsOmNiAc> http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
<NsOmNiAc> ROFL


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