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<cheez> blah
<cheez> two birdies and I still finished 10 over
<[A]sh> I'll trade nudies for leet hacking skills.
<cheez> I have leet hacking skills
<hellcreep> hmm
<cheez> are you giving up nudies?
<cheez> or were you the one with the leet hacking skills
<[A]sh> I have no leet skills ;(
<darker> heya Ashley
<[A]sh> I do however have breasts.. and a grudge
<cheez> oooh fun
<[A]sh> and Im willing to use one to satisfy the other
<[A]sh> hi darker
<darker> a grudge against whom?
<[A]sh> someone from another channel
<darker> ah
<cheez> what are you looking to accomplish?
<[A]sh> whome I don't mind admitting bothers me enough to prostitute myself in payment of having her computer melted somehow
<Haess|ich> woah, its Ash
<NsOmNiAc> I just can't get over this ****
<NsOmNiAc> it's ****ing hilarious
<[A]sh> it's me =)
<NsOmNiAc> http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
<Haess|ich> havent seen you for a little while
<NsOmNiAc> Nolan showed me that ****
<[A]sh> yeah I took a brief haitus from IRC, and now I am remembering why
<Haess|ich> :/
<[A]sh> well not you!@!
<[A]sh> youre the shining star in the ****heap that is efnet
<Haess|ich> lol, well thanks
<[A]sh> well this channel really, is that star
<darker> heh
<[A]sh> I always forget about it and then Im like..oh yah those DFW people are cool, im not sure why but I always think that you wont be and then you are awesome and I cant figure out why I thought you wouldnt be
<darker> why not just put the chickie on /ignore?
<cheez> it's the great big shining brownstar in the lower gastrointestinal tract that is EFNet
<[A]sh> that accomplishes nothing
<Haess|ich> heheh
<[A]sh> I want revenge..
<[A]sh> hehe cheez
<Haess|ich> revenge is good.. and fun
<hellcreep> i want leet hacking skills
<[A]sh> right, except I have no leet skills to speak oif..only breasts
<darker> the best revenge is to lead a happy life
<hellcreep> i am technically challenged
<[A]sh> yes but how is she to know of that?
<darker> breasts are fun
<hellcreep> i'll take the breasts in a to-go carton
<[A]sh> im doing that revenge stunt on my mother
<Haess|ich> ...breasts are good too..
<darker> you could brag about your happy life to her
<[A]sh> that would be too obvious
<hellcreep> i needta have an extramarital affair soon
<[A]sh> id really rather just have someone melt her computer for a bit
<darker> well, where does she live?
<[A]sh> seattle
<darker> oh
<darker> I was going to volunteer and leave a bag full of dog**** lit on fire on her doorstep
<[A]sh> erm yah I dont know anyone in your town except ..well you guys
<_Jule> Why would one need an extramarital affair?
<Haess|ich> I guess Im the closest...
<Haess|ich> Ill get it..
<Haess|ich> :p
<darker> well if you know her email address, you can sign her up for all kinds of weird ****
<[A]sh> true, but I don't know it
<[A]sh> one of you should befriend her for me, and then get all sorts of info,.,id like to send lots of subscriptions and stuff to her souse
<darker> all for breasts!
<[A]sh> house*
<Haess|ich> I like breasts...
<Haess|ich> lol
<[A]sh> shes a giant slutbag so if you claim to have a penis im sure shell respond
<[A]sh> ;P
<Al-Qadim> lick my ballsack
<Haess|ich> I could use someone new to har*** on MSN or AIM..hm
<_Jule> Who do ya want revenge on?
<darker> unfortunately, my penis can't reach to Seattle
<[A]sh> juli, just some **** in another chan
<_Jule> Your penis does not even reach me... and I am near ya!
<_Jule> Ah... ok.
<[A]sh> jule even*
<Chris--> sup dres
<Chris--> drew
<[A]sh> hehehe
<Al-Qadim> hi chris!
<Al-Qadim> Guess what?
<Chris--> what?
<Al-Qadim> we are moving !
<Al-Qadim> final walk thru is on monday and we move on wednesday@
<_Jule> Didn't you just move, Al-Qadim?
<Chris--> well ****IN A!!!
<Chris--> congrats dude, they FINALLY finished it
<Chris--> im probably no more than 15 minutes away dude, i totally wanna see yer new pad
<Haess|ich> hrm..I should actually start up the messengers..see if anyones around
<NsOmNiAc> SWEET!
<NsOmNiAc> now we can have gay *** more often !
<NsOmNiAc> cause you will be RIGHT down the street from me
<darker> Shane can be your nanny ;)
<NsOmNiAc> hell yeahh I could
<NsOmNiAc> I'm damn good with kids
<Chris--> what, you live out toward east ft worth now shane?
<NsOmNiAc> I live at 30 and Eastchase
<Chris--> oh ****
<Chris--> i didnt know ya moved
<NsOmNiAc> I moved in with my boyfriend
<Chris--> right on
<Chris--> you will be damned close to Al-Qadim then
<NsOmNiAc> yeahh less then 3 miles
<NsOmNiAc> heh
<NsOmNiAc> errr 5
<NsOmNiAc> I'm looking forward to it
<NsOmNiAc> I don't have any friends that live over here
<NsOmNiAc> I can cook for him and Lisa
<NsOmNiAc> not sure if they are going to be able to handle my cooking though
<NsOmNiAc> I only cook .. Greek .. Spanish and Italian dishes
<NsOmNiAc> hehe
<Chris--> heh
<Chris--> i just moved outta that area in jan of 03 dude
<Chris--> i lived there 6.5 years
<NsOmNiAc> yeahhh
<NsOmNiAc> we only have a six month lease here
<NsOmNiAc> I'm trying to get P a job in NYC
<Chris--> wow
<NsOmNiAc> talking to an old friend of mine who's got connections
<Chris--> what in the world for?
<Chris--> nyc = expensive and dirty
<NsOmNiAc> nope not expensive at ALL
<BlkDragon> I'm thinking about selling my house... Anyone want to buy it?
<NsOmNiAc> heh for me ayway
<NsOmNiAc> I have a friend of mine that owns a place there 2 bedrooms 1800 sq feet
<NsOmNiAc> he will lease it to me for 700 a month
<Chris--> holy ****
<NsOmNiAc> he's an OLD friend of mine
<BlkDragon> Only 700$ a month? That's pretty damned good
<NsOmNiAc> that's ****ing insane
<Chris--> no dude, that beyond damned good
<NsOmNiAc> 700 in Manhattan
<NsOmNiAc> that's ****ing insane
<BlkDragon> How is he making up the difference between that and the mortgage?
<NsOmNiAc> heh
<Chris--> in manhattan?!?!?!!
<Chris--> ****
<NsOmNiAc> he's owned it for YEARS
<BlkDragon> Whoa... That is ****ing insane
<Chris--> 700 a month doesnt even get you a door in manhattan
<scr1be> hes allready made an ***load off the property if hes owned it for years
<NsOmNiAc> he's in his late 60's
<NsOmNiAc> no ****
<BlkDragon> Ahh
<Chris--> and youre gonna score a 2 bdrm house!?
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