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<NsOmNiAc> SHUT IT
<JiggZ> you playing disc golf buttnugget?
<frzzlefry> ya
<frzzlefry> are you?
<JiggZ> what if it rains
<JiggZ> dude i am NOT getting up early
<frzzlefry> then we get wet
<frzzlefry> dude it's at 10am
<NsOmNiAc> yeahh
<NsOmNiAc> where are you playing ?
<JiggZ> for a sunday thats early
<frzzlefry> lake lewisville
<darker> maybe P is stripping at some club for extra cash
<JiggZ> plus im gonna be working till midnight tomorrow night
<NsOmNiAc> JESUS ****ING CHRIST
<NsOmNiAc> why can't you place somewhere close to me
<JiggZ> lighten up francis
<NsOmNiAc> then darker if he was .. he would be making a hell of alot more than 24.00
<JiggZ> the 24 should keep you two in condoms for a week
<frzzlefry> i bet shane doesn't buy his condoms at condoms to go like a good homo
<darker> damn, they make condoms you can leave on for a week?
<JiggZ> i usually wash mine out and resuse em
<darker> you have to, otherwise they glue themselves to your johnson
<JiggZ> full metal alchemist is on
<JiggZ> hrm
<NsOmNiAc> OK
<NsOmNiAc> h'es on his way home
<NsOmNiAc> I TOTALLY want some *** when he get's home
<darker> EMERGENCY ABORTED!
<NsOmNiAc> either that or I'm going over to visit darker and get some butt ***** there
<darker> heh
<darker> long drive for ***
<NsOmNiAc> DAMN IT
<NsOmNiAc> where do you live ?!
<darker> Houston
<NsOmNiAc> naahhh not to far
<NsOmNiAc> that's only 5 hours
<NsOmNiAc> LOL
<NsOmNiAc> ohhh yeahh and darker I don't give reach arounds for tricks
<NsOmNiAc> LOL
<sweeter> honey i'm home
<sweeter> sheesh
<sweeter> hi :))))))))))))
<sweeter> ya know i'm not feeling it LOL
<NsOmNiAc> LOL
<NsOmNiAc> noone does
<darker> my hand does
<NsOmNiAc> he's getting a procedure to fix that though
<sweeter> ooooooooooooyour my friend :)(
<sweeter> did ya miss me
<darker> only reason I get a manicure
<sweeter> you seem to have my humor
<NsOmNiAc> I DO NOT
<NsOmNiAc> I have never met him
<darker> sweeter likes Jewish porn?
<NsOmNiAc> is he hawt ?
<NsOmNiAc> well
<NsOmNiAc> sweeter, is he hawt ?
<sweeter> hawt????
<NsOmNiAc> my sense of humour is dry
<sweeter> you saved my honor earlier from SufferAll
<sweeter> sintient!!!!!
<NsOmNiAc> did I ?
<sweeter> lmay
<sweeter> ya kicked him
<NsOmNiAc> SufferAll, can be a pain
<sweeter> naaw the other one
<NsOmNiAc> what other one ?
<NsOmNiAc> and wait
<darker> huh
<NsOmNiAc> do you owe me head ?
<NsOmNiAc> I mean ... if I did something as such you owe me head
<darker> "Head Ledger"
<NsOmNiAc> w00f
<NsOmNiAc> dude
<sweeter> welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you did speak of that earlier lol
<NsOmNiAc> if I could land that ***
<NsOmNiAc> w00f
<NsOmNiAc> and Jake Gylenhaal
<NsOmNiAc> w00f
<sweeter> you have to take me to dinner first
<NsOmNiAc> I do NOT
<NsOmNiAc> I already did you a favor
<NsOmNiAc> now PUT OUT!
<sweeter> and why do men call it head????????
<darker> sweeter where the hell do you live?
<sweeter> in a house
<sweeter> lol
<sweeter> indy
<NsOmNiAc> she's a smart ***
<NsOmNiAc> beat her
<NsOmNiAc> she should be flogged IMMEDIATLY
<sweeter> emmmmmmmm has been beat by a man that is why I am single
<NsOmNiAc> women should know their place
<sweeter> and (I put out whenever he wanted it
<sweeter> blow too
<NsOmNiAc> WOW
<NsOmNiAc> your so worthy
<sweeter> blow too
<sweeter> lmao
<sweeter> swallow
<NsOmNiAc> whoah
<NsOmNiAc> HAWT
<NsOmNiAc> your SO mine
<sweeter> outside
<sweeter> emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<NsOmNiAc> ok guys I'm going straight
<NsOmNiAc> sweeter, is for ME
<sweeter> lmao
<NsOmNiAc> wait
<NsOmNiAc> sweeter, do you take it in the can ?
<darker> sweeter, did you take it in the back door too?
<daver> haha
<darker> heh
<NsOmNiAc> DO YOU TAKE IT IN THE CAN ?!?!?
<NsOmNiAc> cause if you do
<Duinness> calm down beavis
<NsOmNiAc> I'm gonna MARRY YOU!
<NsOmNiAc> and ... do you mind Donkey Punching ?
<daver> hahaha
<daver> sweet
<NsOmNiAc> cause that's like a fetish of mine
<daver> my head still hurts shane
<NsOmNiAc> sorry daver
<NsOmNiAc> but ... the way you clenched your ***
<NsOmNiAc> ****ing HAWT
<daver> saw what?
<NsOmNiAc> saw ?
<NsOmNiAc> OK
<NsOmNiAc> SERIOUSLY
<NsOmNiAc> where is my he*****
<darker> sweeter must have taken it in the ***
<darker> but she's embar***ed to say
<darker> kind of cute of her
<NsOmNiAc> look
<sweeter> ennnnnnnnn what is a can
<NsOmNiAc> your ***
<NsOmNiAc> if you eat it before you **** it
<NsOmNiAc> your fine
<NsOmNiAc> right daver ?
<sweeter> I am not embarr***ed
<sweeter> em
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