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<Bat|sta> is it possible to call a method say forward(), by using a string x = "forward" ?
<Obeliks> nope, not really
<Bat|sta> i mean to be able to call a variable method
<Obeliks> you mean to p*** a method as a parameter?
<test\slas> hi all. when overriding a method of an extended cl***, how do we call the parent method? (this is not in the constructor)
<Obeliks> super.yourMethod(...);
<test\slas> ah crazy. thanks
<Bat|sta> no, to have methods a(), b(), c() and then depending on string X (equalling "a", "b" or "c")... run the corresponding method
<Obeliks> if you're using Java 5 be sure to set the @Override annotation
<Obeliks> that's not possible, Bat|sta
<Obeliks> at least not afaik
<Bat|sta> ok cool, thanks, I didn't think so... worth a shot though
<test\slas> hmm
<test\slas> is there any way of preventing java from caching the jar? like, im doing an applet, and each time i reload after compiling&packaging, i have to press 'x' in the console to make sure the new applet is reloaded. this is despite the fact i have caching off in the browser.
<GnarlyBob> test\slas: /topic
<test\slas> hmm, k. sorry
<test\slas> is there an applet-friendly java channel anywhere?
<GnarlyBob> try freenode #java
<test\slas> thx
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that bourbaki often says 'there was a popular girl at my skool, who always said the ugly girl was pretty, i want to punch her nose and **** it up even more, stupid slag.'
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> 'I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD'
<GnarlyBob> slang slag
<jjava> slag (1 of 20): 1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the ***ual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax.
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I caught jstepka-h screaming 'I am insane' at infussion.
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> bourbaki once confessed to jwzrd: 'My wife and I have been together for almost 20 years. I love her but she ignores me so much that at this point, I don't care if our marriage ends or not. There's no "other woman", I just think I'd be happier alone than married. At least then I could pursue my own interests. Ironically she thinks everything is just great.'
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'right now i am holding my balls in my hand and it feels so ****in' great!', test\slas is surprisingly unashamed.
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I overheard adt saying 'i am really afraid that my boyfriend has cheated on me with my former best friend. he told me he has secrets and that maybe in a few years he will tell me. and that he's afraid i'll be upset. i am thinking that's the secret. and i really hope if that's it, he just tells me now and gets over with it.' to jwzrd
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I overheard Obeliks saying 'When I was 3 y.o. I dumped in my pants on purpose just to get a rise out of my folks.' to adt
<Obeliks> no you didn'T
<ordain> ah, nice URL I got in a spam mail
<ordain> http://google.am/url?q=http://google.mu/url?q=http://www.google.dk/url?q=http://%7%095%7%099%09%45%69%%0963k%09as%09i%09e.%5%090%09%6f%%0909c%4%098%%0954%61%09m%74.%09r%75/
<ordain> nice URL-obfuscation
<ordain> trying to fool you with the google-redirection
<MaggieL> cute
<oc> what does %7%095%7%099%09%45%69%%0963k%09as%09i%09e.%5%090%09%6f%%0909c%4%098%%0954%61%09m%74.%09r%75/ translate to?
<ordain> that's the question, I didn't check it
<ordain> The sender is "Police" :)
<oc> oooooo
<ordain> pretty serious :)
<ordain> Good thing it's not "the feds"
<oc> it translates to www.fbi.gov/idownloadedwarezandgotmymailaddedtoaspammer
<oc> oh
<oc> :|
<ordain> Epesh: there?
<jjava> Epesh: there is no reasonable distinction between "God wants me to be President" and "I believe God wants me to be President"
<ordain> Epesh is never here when I need him
<oc> or www.microsoft.com/evildoers/opensource/iusedmymailinajavadoc/confirm.aspx
<ordain> good thing my spam filter filters 110% of all spams
<ordain> it eats most real mails too
<oc> hehe
<oc> perfect for you :)
<ordain> :)
<oc> you can select what mails you want to respond to
<ordain> the first rule is that all mail from .com except for gmail.com, is spam
<Obeliks> ever tried spam******in?
<Obeliks> works really great for me
<ordain> and oracle.com and a few other domains
<ordain> yeah, I'll install that
<ordain> but then I'll get more mail
<Obeliks> lol
<jjava> I like poop!
<Obeliks> we know you do
<ordain> hehe, oh
<ordain> found a real mail I should have replied to 2 weeks ago now that I looked through the spam folder :)
<ordain> happens every time :)
<Obeliks> lol
<jjava> I like poop!
<ordain> jjava forget lol
<Obeliks> I really can advise Spam******in
<jjava> Sorry ordain, but that factoid is locked.
<ordain> damnit
<Obeliks> hehe
<Obeliks> lol
<ordain> factoid lol
<jjava> that wasn't funny
<Obeliks> lol
<jjava> that wasn't funny
<jjava> factoid is [Factoid: key=lol,value=<reply>$who, stfu you pole smoking pillow biting rump ranger|<reply>hahahahha hahaha ahahhahaha aaaaa. hmmmph.|<reply>that wasn't funny|<reply>$who, you sir, are an ***hat|<reply>I like poop!,createdBy=joeblowgt,createdTime=2004-04-08 12:47:58.483,lastModifiedBy=null,lastModifiedTime=null,isDeleted=false,deletedBy=null,deletedTime=null,isLocked=true,used=2464]
<jjava> Obeliks, you sir, are an ***hat
<Obeliks> I know
<Obeliks> :P
<Twiun> those short ones are the best
<ordain> thanks
<ordain> botsnack
<jjava> Thanks ordain!
<ordain> factoid con-tf-fession
<jjava> factoid is [Factoid: key=con-tf-fession,value=<is>scary :),createdBy=jwzrd,createdTime=2004-09-13 18:06:54.896,lastModifiedBy=null,lastModifiedTime=null,isDeleted=false,deletedBy=null,deletedTime=null,isLocked=false,used=51]
<ordain> con-tf-fession
<jjava> con-tf-fession is scary :)
<Obeliks> lol
<jjava> hahahahha hahaha ahahhahaha aaaaa. hmmmph.
<ordain> jjava forget con-tf-fession
<jjava> I forgot con-tf-fession
<ordain> confession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'Deep down, I'm more than a little bit racist.', jwzrd is surprisingly unashamed.
<Obeliks> factoid confession
<jjava> factoid is [Factoid: key=confession,value=<is>broken i think,createdBy=Number-6,createdTime=2005-05-31 01:34:36.883,lastModifiedBy=null,lastModifiedTime=null,isDeleted=false,deletedBy=null,deletedTime=null,isLocked=false,used=6853]
<ordain> con-tf-fession is <reply> For someone who once said 'Deep down, I'm more than a little bit racist.', jwzrd is surprisingly unashamed.
<ordain> con-tf-fession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'Deep down, I'm more than a little bit racist.', jwzrd is surprisingly unashamed.
<Obeliks> what in gods name is that supposed to be? ;)
<Obeliks> con-tf-fession???
<jjava> For someone who once said 'Deep down, I'm more than a little bit racist.', jwzrd is surprisingly unashamed.
<joeblowgt> "Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center."
<ordain> confession
<jjava> ordain once confessed to Obeliks: 'He's a charmer, all right. I thought everything was going so great then he up and asks her out. I didn't like her before this, I like her even less now. Possessive *****. And he's a *****. God, he's a *****. Except I still talk to him, and say things other then that I'm mad at him. He's been avoiding me at school, so then why did he write that poem?'
<ordain> confession
<jjava> ordain once confessed to jstepka-h: 'I once broke into my neighbors apartment and stole some videos she made of herself masterbating.'
<ordain> wow, ordain++
<jjava> Self karma is bad karma, ordain
<Obeliks> LOL joeblowgt
<ordain> me++
<ordain> joeblowgt: hehe
<ordain> joeblowgt: that's great :)
<Obeliks> an apologee is not really apropriate I think
<Obeliks> well, it's appropriate alright, but a little small ;)
<Obeliks> damn I'm so bored
<joeblowgt> they didn't say whether they still made them pay the ticket
<Obeliks> lol true
<ordain> reminds me of our old cleaning lady when I was a kid
<ordain> she didn't show up one day
<ordain> remember mom being annoyed by it
<ordain> turned out she had died
<Obeliks> heh
<Obeliks> that's sad
<waz> hate it when the servants do that
<ordain> she was really old though
<joeblowgt> at least she had the sense not to die in your house
<ordain> she was too tired to do the job (and often didn't do it right) but we couldn't bring ourselves to fire her, but let her slack instead
<ordain> joeblowgt: yeah, that would have been traumatic
<joeblowgt> would have had to hire a new cleaning lady pretty quick to clean up the dead lady before she started to smell
<ordain> back in the college dorms, a friend of me living in the same house walked in on a guy who was dead (also in the same house)... he had just falled dead over his books, his door to his room wasn't even close, and he was a sporty 20-year old
<joeblowgt> cause?
<jjava> cause is doesn't run on windows
<ordain> they didn't tell the guy who moved into that room why it was free
<ordain> I think it was some heart problem he was born with but noone had noticed before
<ordain> s/free/available
<MXV> that's so tapwater
<joeblowgt> my older son was born with a small hole in his heart
<MXV> as it only happens in sweden and like all the time
<ordain> yeah, a friend has that
<joeblowgt> his finally closed up
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