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<jjava> haploid once confessed to Havokmon: 'I might ave better carrer prospects, but my laziness will kill me for sure. I know it and i can see it. I can't help it, even thoug i can see tings happening. is this a disease ? Anyways, i am an ***ole and i know it .'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> antishok was caught whispering 'I dumped my girlfriend... 4 months later I realized that she was the love of my life.. and I made a horrible mistake... but by then.. shes moved on and got a new boyfriend... man I miss her... I am such an idiot for dumping her... I only have myself to blame'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'I am in love with Hannah G.', Havokmon is surprisingly unashamed.
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I caught haploid screaming 'I need to get out more. I haven't seen the sun in frickin' weeks.' at jstepka-w.
<Lonex> hello...i get this message when i tried to compile my program: "cannot resolve symbol constructor Timer(long, TimerApp)"...anyone can tell me what's goin' on ?
<Lonex> ...
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid was caught whispering 'I wish more people would post descriptive confessions about having ***...espically gay guys, people that participate in incesteuous activity, and really dirty and kinky people'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid once confessed to antishok: 'Oh God, I'm so pathetic. People used to consider me athletic, I was the fastest guy in school at one point. But now... I'm so unfit; I just got a stitch trying to take a ****.'
<Number-6> more fiber.
<jstepka-w> stitch?
<GnarlyBob> more *********ion.
<Number-6> like a stitch in your side
<Number-6> a cramp
<GnarlyBob> opposite of lilo
<Number-6> joeblowgt: i don't,sorry
<babashaga> confession
<jjava> 'I love you, sweetheart. I wish our wedding day was tomorrow. It's so hard to wait. I confess ... I will be the best wife that I can for you, until death do us part.'
<babashaga> shaggy-h was caught whispering, oh why can't I meet somebody and settle down I am the cleverest mother****er to ever grace the earth but it means nothing to me if I dont have a woman and a child to p*** on my great knowledge to, to poor mele
<joeblowgt> then I'll probably stick with the San Mateo Mariott
<Number-6> i can bet they're all stupidly expensive in that town though.
<Number-6> the motel 6 in san carlos is actually pretty nice
<Number-6> they were renovating it when i first moved out here
<joeblowgt> what are their hourly rates?
<mele> confession
<jjava> Big_Poppa recently told his boss 'I'm such a selfish *****..my boyfriend always pleasures me and just the other day he ate me out for the first time and all I've done for him is give him a few half-***ed handjobs. I really want to give him head I'm just so afraid I wont be good at it.'
<Number-6> hah
<Number-6> i have no idea
<Number-6> maybe gose will know
<pezhedgod> anyone with ibm tivoli id manager experience?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard antishok saying 'Im 21 and i work with tons of other people. when i walk down the hallway to my cubicle, people stare at me. am i ugly or hot or what? people dont seem to want to talk to me after i slept with those 5 other guys and 7 girls....' to jstepka-w
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that captrespe often says 'Me and this girl had unprotected *** a few times. Then she comes over one day all serious like, and says we have to talk. It sounded really bad so I was scared she might say she was pregnant. So then she says shes got some disease, and I just stopped listening to her cause I was so relieved she wasnt pregnant.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> babashaga: Why must you always say 'i wish my bf would lick me the right way.' to poor haploid?
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