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<pezhedgod> is cheney going down?
<GnarlyBob> doubtful
<pezhedgod> libby's gonna take one for the team
<ordain> Tomorrow's fitzmas eve
<pezhedgod> anyone with experience in ibm tivoli identity manager?
<ordain> you shouldn't squeeze the gifts already
<pezhedgod>
<haploid> confession
<jjava> joeblowgt recently told his boss 'I said stuff about my room mate that was cruel and unncessecary and he caught my mom saying stuff I said about him on my cell phone. I feel like **** about it.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> 'I wish I was better at art. People act like I'm talented, but I feel that my drawings are just ... crap.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when JVM said 'i am still talking to my ex, who beat me and threatened to kill me. actually i am talking to him right now, i just cant get over him even after the terrible things he's done.'?
<ordain> hehe, Gavin King is speaking just a wee bit faster than one should in his JavaOne presentation of Hibernate 3
<ordain> hehe, pretty funny to listen to him
<talios> too much coffee?
<talios> speaking of which....
<ordain> haha, hillarious
<jwzrd> totally hilllarious
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Trigger_H: I heard you singing 'I am planning on ****ing a 56 year old woman this weekend, I am 32.' in the bathroom yesterday.
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I caught Trigger_H screaming 'I lied about my drinking habits just so you'd care more about me. It fell through anyway, so now I drink the way I told you I used to because you're not so bothered either way.' at fiz-.
<everwicke> hello
<AstroIvan> bull****
<jjava> Life is better when you orchestrate robust bandwidth.
<AstroIvan> hmm, i'm gonna use that one
<everwicke> is anyone familiar with webwork2? I wanted to know if there's a way to skip validation of form fields when first accessing the form so that the user does not get lots of errors on an empty form
<Sonic|x> anyone here who can help me with java & excel ?
<Sonic|x> got a prob with a DDE server
<GnarlyBob> slang ***man
<jjava> ***man (1 of 13): A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
<everwicke> slang ***hat
<jjava> ***hat (1 of 8): One who has their head up their ***. Thus wearing their *** as a hat. ***hat
<everwicke> confession
<jjava> I overheard pezhedgod saying 'i stole some of my parents money to pay for concert tickets and drugs. i even went to the concert without them knowing, did some underage drinking and got kicked out for being too drunk' to jwzrd
<jstepka-w> everwicke: use a command driven architecture
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> sardonic` once confessed to everwicke: 'I just got World of Warcraft, so it's possible I might end up reading fewer confessions after today.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> I caught Sonic|x screaming 'I think you're beautiful, Jermaine. XX' at GnarlyBob.
<everwicke> jstepka-w: as in?
<jstepka-w> MyAction!default
<jstepka-w> MyAction!update
<jstepka-w> hani! http://www.jstepka.name/gallery2/v/2004/NY-Memorial-Weekend-2004/IMG_0671.jpg.html
<MXV> don't need no koran carrying rrists at this hour
<sardonic`> jstepka-w you are good looking boy
<jstepka-w> the guy in green isn't me
<MXV> jstepka is the negroid in the back
<MXV> but that's a terribly islam looking book
<jstepka-w> http://www.jstepka.name/gallery2/v/2005/java_in_action_mug_shut/
<jstepka-w> that's me
<RetskniP> im trying to do something like a spreadsheet, in console, need to figure out how to convert a cell input (like A18, BA94, Z2, etc..) to their respective coordinates like m[18][1] (for A18), etc.. any tip of how i could be able of accomplish this?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that jwzrd often says 'My sister-in-law is so lucky. She gets to get boned by my brother who is SOOO HOT! and I'm just his younger brother. Wish he was boning me!'
<haploid> hahaha
<MXV> RetskniP: that's terribly homeworky of you.. but what part of that is causing you grief?
<RetskniP> finding the logic that converts for example A19 in m[19][1]
<MXV> for converting 'A' to 1 you just subtract '@'
<RetskniP> it has to be a logic that fits for all, like AA20 to m[27][20]
<MXV> but.. like, ew, that's definite homework
<jstepka-w> anyone have a copy of viewlet builder?
<RetskniP> kind of, it's a project. but im stuck there
<haploid> it's homework
<ufc> RetskniP: it's not that hard to do, use your brain.
<MXV> that's too trivial to be stuck in
<sardonic`> omg pinkster
<RetskniP> i never ask before thinking
<sardonic`> pinkster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<sardonic`> its x|pac here
<RetskniP> :O
<RetskniP> lol
<jjava> that wasn't funny
<RetskniP> what u doing with that nick buddy?
<MXV> except AA should not be 20 :)
<sardonic`> long time man
<RetskniP> A to Z = 26
<sardonic`> RetskniP hehe its a long story, mred and his boy's were out to drop me off the net
<sardonic`> they were constantly packetting me and my bots
<haploid> slang apostrophe abuse
<sardonic`> then I reported him to the feds
<RetskniP> those kiddies....
<MXV> RetskniP: and after 26 comes 20?
<sardonic`> and they got his pc and thought he was sharing xbins rofl
<ufc> MXV: he had [27][20]
<RetskniP> im using my nick backwards cause i got banned here when i joined with my vhost
<ufc> MXV: [27] is clearly AA
<sardonic`> now he doesn't come to irc
<MXV> ufc: right.. he also had A19 in m[19][1]
<sardonic`> he is **** scared
<ufc> hah good point
<ufc> so he's confused
<sardonic`> RetskniP heh ahh
<sardonic`> great to see you anyways man
<RetskniP> same
<jjava> same is true for any language
<haploid> sardonic` and RetskniP--
<RetskniP> long time without knowing about you
<sardonic`> yeah
<sardonic`> irc had to step back after real life
<sardonic`> what with the wife and kids ;)
<sardonic`> did I tell you I re-married
<sardonic`> after I divorced the fisrt *****
<sardonic`> hehe
<RetskniP> lol
<jjava> RetskniP, you sir, are an ***hat
<Number-6> you didn't learn your lesson the first time?
<RetskniP> indeed
<RetskniP> what's your problem jjava?
<sardonic`> Number-6 hehe true
<sardonic`> Number-6 hopefully things wont be that bad this time :)
<kinabalu> sardonic`: hrmm .. ever think YOU might be the problem?
<sardonic`> kinabalu hehe, I guess we both ate each others brains out a bit too much
<RetskniP> u idle here pac?
<sardonic`> RetskniP yeah come here sometimes when Im bored, can be a pretty ****ed up channel at times
<RetskniP> i bet
<sardonic`> I came for java at first, but this channel is so freaking weird 99% its non-java related
<sardonic`> guess it kinda grew on me hehe
<kinabalu> you must be a sick mother ****er too .. if you enjoy it :)
<sardonic`> kinabalu hehe, agreed
<RetskniP> i was p***ing by to ask a few questions
<RetskniP> but is hard to get a little help sometimes
<Number-6> http://www.infoworld.com/article/05/10/25/44OPreality_1.html
<Number-6> kinds
<jjava> Welcome Number-6!
<sardonic`> true RetskniP
<sardonic`> they are a bunch of tight twats sometimes but fun bunch nonetheless
<sardonic`> hehe
<sardonic`> + a
<MXV> hand us your homework ***ignments and we show you the fun
<RetskniP> i was asking for tips, not full lines of code
<haploid> confession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'i like ketchup, more than anyone could ever know.....like ***ually', Sonic|x is surprisingly unashamed.
<haploid> confession
<jjava> MXV: I heard you singing 'i fling the dog poop in the neighbors yard instead of picking it up' in the bathroom yesterday.
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that RetskniP often says 'you better not be where i think you are. if you are the 192631th strike is the final one.'
<RetskniP> :/
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when talios said 'im sick of hearing **** abot people hurting or killing kittens! u ****en whackos'?
<MXV> why would full lines of code be any more or less annoying?
<RetskniP> more lines to type for you
<kinabalu> RetskniP: not if we don't answer
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard everwicke saying 'I wish more people would post descriptive confessions about having ***...espically gay guys, people that participate in incesteuous activity, and really dirty and kinky people' to talios


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