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<jjava> I overheard everwicke saying 'I wish more people would post descriptive confessions about having ***...espically gay guys, people that participate in incesteuous activity, and really dirty and kinky people' to talios
<haploid> confession
<jjava> ordain recently told everyone: 'I wish I could be there to give him a hug and let him know that I love him....that everything is going to be alright.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> 'when i was in 2nd grade i used to fantasize that jafar from the alladin movie had me tied up naked on a table and would do all sorts of wicked experiments to me'
<RetskniP> selfish
<MXV> if we had a problem with typing we wouldn't bother talking to you at all :)
<RetskniP> true that
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> AstroIvan: I can't believe you would say 'i am obsessed with skinny puppy. why can't i just like emo and have tons of hot friends on Myspace?!' to someone like ordain
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> 'She's lying to me and I still don't care. In fact, it just made me wonder what she has to hide, and what she's trying to gain from lying, and it all means that things are looking up for me. My friend, however, still isn't over her. And she isn't over him, not by a long shot.'
<haploid> what is the size of haploid's penis?
<haploid> hmm
<kinabalu> what is 42 cm in inches
<jjava> 42 centimeters = 16.5354331 inches
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> I overheard everwicke saying 'My feet smell like mildew' to sardonic`
<haploid> what is c * pi in parsecs per fortnight
<jjava> the speed of light * pi = 0.036919978 Parsecs per fortnight
<ordain> "The poll, undertaken for the Ministry of Defence and seen by The Sunday Telegraph, shows that up to 65 per cent of Iraqi citizens support attacks and fewer than one per cent think Allied military involvement is helping to improve security in their country."
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that haploid often says 'the only reson i p***ed history cl*** was because i gave my teacher , mr ryan a bj under his desk -nataly'
<haploid> That's true
<haploid> confession
<jjava> GnarlyBob once confessed to sardonic`: 'i used to do copious amount of pyschedelics. i one point in time i thought i was a ghost and everbody else was too. I thougth armageddon had come and everybody left on earth was stuck here (hell) untill them made peace with god, they then would be taken to heaven. I thought everybody communicated subconsciencously. i then relized it was a bad trip.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> pezhedgod: I heard you singing 'im going to a stag shop and im gonna buy some *** toys....i dont need a guy anymore, i just need a toy, less emotions that way :D' in the bathroom yesterday.
<haploid> slang stag
<jjava> stag (1 of 14): To go alone
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> sardonic`: I can't believe you would say 'I wanna **** all the girls at work, even though i don't find them all that attractive. I know if they said "let's go" i'd hit it without a moment's thought.' to someone like haploid
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> pezhedgod recently told his boss 'i love my friends. hey, it beats all the rest of you nasty perverts...'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> sardonic`: I heard you singing 'Germany: I Love my Live, I love my girlfriend but everything is so complicated... make shure that your live is in good hands' in the bathroom yesterday.
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid recently told everyone: 'I am considering going for a wank. I am at work. I wanted to punch my fianc?e this morning.'
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> pezhedgod recently told everyone: 'all dogs go to heaven, so i dont feel bad'
<haploid> confession
<meeper_> heh
<jjava> pezhedgod recently told his boss 'When I get ready to go out in public, I always make sure my nipples are perfectly aligned.'
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> I overheard kinabalu saying 'i have a small **** but i make my girlfriend cum all the time. it's probably cause she's also small. size doesn't matter anyway. god i want to **** her little asian ***** again. she's so hot...' to pezhedgod
<meeper_> well, there's a solution
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> 'I like to chace squirrles!!'
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> talios: I can't believe you would say 'I am the male equivalent of a cock tease. I take no greater pleasure than when I get a girl excited and then just walk away, leaving her alone.' to someone like sardonic`
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard GnarlyBob saying 'I genuinely despise mentally handicapped people.' to haploid
<Number-6> i think that would make him a vagina tease
<meeper_> talios: in other words, you're a faggot
<Number-6> oh, i see it's time for meeper to go
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> MXV: Why must you always say 'My boyfriend is treating me like **** and doesn't realize how it hurts me.' to poor Sonic|x?
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid: I heard you singing 'i want to be gang-banged by many men and women' in the bathroom yesterday.
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that kinabalu often says 'i want to kill my best friends boyfriend. literally. i am having dreams about it. i think it would feel really good. i would feel no remorse or regret. i think i would have a party.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that ordain often says 'Whenever I have to clean the mirrors in the bathroom, I have to fight the urge to spray Windex all over my mom's toothbrush.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid: Why must you always say 'I love the smell of farts. I know it's weird...but I just can't help myself.' to poor jstepka-w?
<haploid> s/farts/my own farts/
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard MXV saying 'The smell of another man's *** and armits and sometimes feet will make me cum. All I need is a hot guy to sit on my face so I can sniff and lick his ***hole, and I'll jizz!' to AstroIvan
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Remember when haploid said 'I feel more like a kept woman than a wife most times. Sometimes i like it and sometimes i loathe it.'?
<kinabalu> thats rather sick
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> MXV: Why must you always say 'I just stole gas from my parent's gas tank for my truck.' to poor sardonic`?
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Sonic|x was caught whispering 'i drank alone'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> ufc: I heard you singing 'my brother molested me. again.' in the bathroom yesterday.
<jstepka-w> i drank alone :)
<jstepka-w> hahah
<jstepka-w> again
<jstepka-w> those two are great because they're the voice of the rational
<jstepka-w> http://michaelyon-online.com/media/images/disp/purpfin/1024/hamsterlarge.jpg
<Number-6> indictments coming down tomorrow
<jstepka-w> sealed
<ordain> might be sealed though
<jstepka-w> which i think is retarded
<Number-6> those being indicted have already been informed
<jstepka-w> it's not like they hid the clinton one
<Number-6> well
<jjava> Number-6: are you gonna strip or not?
<Number-6> clinton got a blowjob
<ordain> well, sealed could be good
<Number-6> it's not like all he did was undermine national security
<jstepka-w> why is sealed good? it'll just create more bad spin
<ordain> I don't mind if they seal Libby to give him a chance to turn on cheney
<jstepka-w> he wont turn on cheney
<jstepka-w> get real
<Number-6> it's really looking like Cheney was the source
<jstepka-w> that career suicide
<jstepka-w> that's
<ordain> That's what they said about Nixon
<jstepka-w> lots of people dont think this is a crime
<jstepka-w> where as they broke into a place
<ordain> If Libby is convicted, it's not realy a good career move either
<waz> funny that they went to these extremes fighting someone as questionable as Wilson. Ironic :)
<ordain> I think it depends on what evidence they have
<jstepka-w> google wilson cia leak
<jstepka-w> i'm sure if they can get 1 to turn, they'll all turn
<ordain> if the evidence is strong enough against Libby and Cheney, Libby might be persuaded to plea bargain
<ordain> if they don't have much on Cheney without him, it'll be tougher
<Number-6> Wilson was correct
<Number-6> i fail to see how that is "questionable"
<waz> he lied on several points though too
<jstepka-w> where are you all reading about this
<jstepka-w> the articles i find are very vague
<ordain> lots of places, all vague
<ordain> http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/001031.html
<[_mR_eD_]> what did wilson lie about?
<Number-6> waz: like what
<jstepka-w> about their various roles
<jstepka-w> in the illegal activites
<Number-6> could you be a bit more vague
<ordain> "Oh I am so thankful that happened. My only regret is that they didn't kill about million of them. England deserves that kind of punishment, as does this country (America)".
<ordain> - Fred Phelps, speaking about the UK terror attacks
<Number-6> nice guy.
<waz> hehe
<waz> wacked dude
<ordain> he's famous in Sweden
<Number-6> i'm not quite sure why the press continues to lend him credibility by talking to him
<ordain> he's attacked Sweden and the royal family quite a lot too
<waz> yeah
<ordain> "Several members of the Westboro Baptist Church congregation were planning to visit Sweden - placards in hand - ready to spread their message that Sweden is, "a land of sodomy, bestiality and incest''."
<[_mR_eD_]> so waz, what did wilson lie about then?
<Number-6> so what if it is
<jstepka-w> i dont see his name listed anywhere
<Number-6> i thought that was one of the main selling points of sweden
<[_mR_eD_]> and Volvos?
<Number-6> well, and abba
<ordain> And "Inga from Sweden"
<[_mR_eD_]> didn't they just win some eurovision award?
<ordain> And don't forget Swedish fish
<Number-6> [_mR_eD_]: yes.
<Number-6> Best Song Ever
<Number-6> where in england?
<[_mR_eD_]> Norwich
<[_mR_eD_]> in norfolk
<ordain> Norwich Union
<Number-6> waaaay out there
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