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<Number-6> waaaay out there
<[_mR_eD_]> heh, yea. i worked for them for a bit on their systems integration
<ordain> I've been to Norwich
<haploid> slang norfolk and waypal
<ordain> don't remember much of it
<ordain> night
<[_mR_eD_]> nice city. you wouldn't come here unless you had too for something
<ordain> merry fitzmas all
<[_mR_eD_]> eh?
<[_mR_eD_]> they've a funny accent but it's not like that
<Number-6> do you get lots of dutch people in Norwich
<ordain> hehe
<ordain> Fitzmas is not related to Norwich
<[_mR_eD_]> not that i'm aware of
<[_mR_eD_]> there's a direct flight to holland from here though
<sardonic`> mred wtf
<sardonic`> you bastard
<sardonic`> always haunting me you sonovabitch
<sardonic`> or is that u shaggy-h
<[_mR_eD_]> eh?
<ordain> you B'Stard
<sardonic`> **** you mred
<ordain> of course
<jjava> a horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, unless (of course) that talking horse is the famous Mr. Ed!
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> haploid: Why must you always say 'Im unattractive, well I suppose Im not ugly, just fat. If I ever became un-fat and became attractive I would find all the girls that use to turn me down and titty **** them and then cum in their eyes.' to poor MXV?
<[_mR_eD_]> i suppose if you're going to hate someone, might as well be me?
<[_mR_eD_]> http://www.jstepka.name/gallery2/v/2004/NY-Memorial-Weekend-2004/IMG_0671.jpg.html
<[_mR_eD_]> oops
<[_mR_eD_]> wrong url
<[_mR_eD_]> www.norwichairport.co.uk/
<[_mR_eD_]> keeps refreshing on me.
<[_mR_eD_]> such is the quality to be found here.
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that kinabalu often says 'I said stuff about my room mate that was cruel and unncessecary and he caught my mom saying stuff I said about him on my cell phone. I feel like **** about it.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> meeper_ recently told his boss 'People who can't type or speak properly make me want to commit acts of senseless violence.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> For someone who once said 'I think about giving anal *** all the time... I'm a girl', MXV is surprisingly unashamed.
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> MXV: I can't believe you would say 'I'm in love with a guy. And I think he likes me. But i've just found out that because of things that happened to him as a child he's a paedophile. Not someone who goes out and rapes children...just someone who can't help being turned on by it. But I still love him, and I don't care. Does this make me a bad person?' to someone like jstepka-w
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> I caught haploid screaming 'i've decided not to cheat on my finals b/c i went to bed late and from all the different possiblilites of getting caught, i know i'll **** up, get kicked outta college, and end up workin at some supermarket cuz my parents will kick me out.' at ordain.
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Remember when haploid said 'adam i'm so in love with you'?
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> waz: Why must you always say 'Im so ****ing weird, and nobody has ever liked me before, so how can he like me so much! He actually truly likes my personality, which i find so strange, because nobodys usually does.....' to poor MXV?
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that MXV often says 'i had a dream where i met johnny depp and he hugged me. now i'm sad because it was just a dream, and i'll probably never be hugged by johnny depp.'
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> confession is broken i think
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> confession is broken i think
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> confession is broken i think
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> confession is broken i think
<jstepka-w> confession
<jjava> I overheard [_mR_eD_] saying 'i used to do copious amount of pyschedelics. i one point in time i thought i was a ghost and everbody else was too. I thougth armageddon had come and everybody left on earth was stuck here (hell) untill them made peace with god, they then would be taken to heaven. I thought everybody communicated subconsciencously. i then relized it was a bad trip.' to haploid
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when MXV said 'i've known my bf since may and we've been dating since sept. i care for him so much and i have no idea how to express my feelings for him. i'm not to the point of loving him, but i think it may come soon. i just hope that he feels the same about me.'?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> 'When I get ready to go out in public, I always make sure my nipples are perfectly aligned.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> kinabalu recently told everyone: 'I'm in love with my best friend.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when Number-6 said 'i went to go take a crap, and when i went in there i had the urge to play tetris so i went to get my cell. then i realized that i want a picture phone, a cell that takes pictures, so i can take a picture of my cock or something while im on the toilet. i would erase them, i just love taking pictures and stuff'?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> waz once confessed to meeper_: 'I wanna **** all the girls at work, even though i don't find them all that attractive. I know if they said "let's go" i'd hit it without a moment's thought.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> MXV once confessed to haploid: 'I wiped myself with Rachel's towel'
<Arctic-Ll> lling him now that I want to pay for 10 years up front through paypal.
<Arctic-Ll> * boki has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
<Arctic-Ll> *
<Arctic-Ll> sorry
<Arctic-Ll> accidentally selected something in irc
<Arctic-Ll> and pasted the wrong thign
<Arctic-Ll> that was gay
<Arctic-Ll> http://pastebin.com/405951
<Arctic-Ll> line 41, when it tries to access the p***worded url, it gives error 401
<Number-6> it give error!
<Number-6> error
<jjava> it give error
<Arctic-Ll> what?
<Arctic-Ll> i know it's getting the right username/p***
<Arctic-Ll> i did an echo of the line and its sending the right p*** and everything
<Arctic-Ll> is there some other problem with that part of the script
<dehoy> you do know this isnt #php, correct
<Arctic-Ll> yeah but no one in there is on
<dehoy> then by all means
<talios> start a trend by being awake in #php!
<Arctic-Ll> i've tried
<Arctic-Ll> no one else is following my trend
<FreddieD> you need to be more forceful
<FreddieD> go back to #php, and spam your pastebin URL
<FreddieD> til someone answers
<orph-> haha php in a java channel!
<orph-> original...
<FreddieD> if they dont answer, that means you arent spamming it enough
<Arctic-Ll> ok
<Arctic-Ll> i'll try
<Arctic-Ll> wtf they banned me for no reason
<StrictlY> <Arctic-Ll> anyone want to go in #java and ask why i was banned plase?
<FreddieD> wonder if he really tried it
<StrictlY> why he is banned ?
<waz> he isn't
<StrictlY> okay thank you.
<StrictlY> okay ask them.
<jjb> hmm
<waz> bring your daddy in?
<jjb> they never banned him in #php, what was he talking about
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when haploid said 'i have a small **** but i make my girlfriend cum all the time. it's probably cause she's also small. size doesn't matter anyway. god i want to **** her little asian ***** again. she's so hot...'?
<haploid> asian*****++
<talios> heh
<waz> #php! hah
<Number-6> php--
<haploid> confession
<jjava> waz once confessed to StrictlY: 'I have a huge crush on my friend.... but theres one huge problem im 22 and she's 17. She is so perfect...'
<haploid> waz: you can hold out for one more year.
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that Number-6 often says 'the only reson i p***ed history cl*** was because i gave my teacher , mr ryan a bj under his desk -nataly'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Number-6 was caught whispering 'I am the male equivalent of a cock tease. I take no greater pleasure than when I get a girl excited and then just walk away, leaving her alone.'
<Number-6> i'm a chatty one
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard Number-6 saying 'I'm a white male and for some reason I want to marry a black woman and have many biracial children. Black women don't really make my **** any harder than white women do but for some reason I find white women's faces hideous and refuse to make advances on any woman unless they are black.' to StrictlY
<haploid> confession
<jjava> I overheard StrictlY saying 'omg your so hot ...your name starts with an s omg i love you i wann **** you so baddddllyyyyy' to waz
<waz> everyone says that
<haploid> confession
<jjava> haploid: I can't believe you would say 'nathan, I want you to crush me in your arms so that our hair tangles together and kiss me bite me on the neck and pin me against a wall, or just ****ing bend me over and bang me. I really, really want to **** you, and I don't think this can happen in reality. I sometimes get off just remembering your scent.' to someone like waz
<waz> I'm not nathan, I'm waz you bozo
<fate> wheee, back in NYC
<pr3d4t0r> Hello.
<pr3d4t0r> fate: Welcome.
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu!!!
<jjava> I blame the president
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: Dude.
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: The project is on SourceForge.
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: I need your SF ID so I can add you as a developer.
<kinabalu> pr3d4t0r: ahh .. **** .. i don't even know if i'm on sourceforge
<_slushie_> hey anyone up? im trying to decide on an alternate http client cl***...
<waz> I vote for the 2nd one
<dwango> wrong
<jjava> wrong is subjective
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: Sign up then... chop, chop!
<_slushie_> lol you're all crazy ;)
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