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<ech> they're EXACTLY like that
<ech> then it's ... real!
<fate> haha
<waz> hmm, my bandwidth has gone from 5mb to 300kb/s
<MXV> 1.5 adding a java.util.Formatter just to conflict with java.util.logging.Formatter++
<MXV> eediots
<roots-> haha
<MXV> why not call all cl***es Object while at it
<roots-> Formatter could be called LogFormatter
<roots-> the one from java.util :>
<roots-> for extra ****
<ordain> Student found cheating his way into an "applied ethics" cl***
<ordain> with faked documents
<ordain> he should apply for a jobs with a GOP ethics commision
<pr3d4t0r> Howdy.
<waz> actually any political ethics commission will do
<Duveit> anyone tried the google api?
<harvester> I'm wondering when the google api becomes part of the java lib
<mele> re
<meeper_> mele: stfu
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> boxed recently told his boss 'you are so difficult to understand at times, it makes me sad.'
<meeper_> confession
<jjava> MXV: I can't believe you would say 'I had a best friend once, she was the most beautiful, interesting and talented girl have ever met. I loved spending my time with her more than anything. She inspired me to be a better person. For some stupid reason we lost touch and then bridges were burned. I miss our friendship and have tried to keep in touch but she wants nothing to do with me now.' to someone like Duveit
<mele> meeper--
<jjava> meeper--
<meeper_> ouch
<harvester> meeper++
<harvester> mele--
<ech> wtf
<mele> harvester--
<mele> for being a **** :)
<ech> harvester--
<boxed> haha, "bridges were burnt", meaning "I was a ****ing *** to her"
<boxed> figuratively speaking
<mele> boxed: ?
<boxed> just commenting on the confession
<boxed> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that boxed often says 'I am a nerd with a small penis.'
<mele> ah
<boxed> haha
<fate> that does explain a lot
<boxed> it does in fact
<boxed> confession
<jjava> mele: I can't believe you would say 'I try to be nice to everybody but then someone says something so stupid that it makes me want to kill them.' to someone like roots-
<boxed> that someone is meeper
<boxed> confession
<jjava> I caught Duveit screaming 'my boyfriends crotch smells like really ripe cheese and i'm wondering of thats a good reason to dump him' at boxed.
<boxed> hm, already seen that one
<tamp4x> what is the defualt cl***path directory in linux
<tamp4x> (trying to install apache ant which needs xerces)
<Evidica> is this channel for coffee lovers?
<roots-> no gayporn
<Evidica> heh, just kidding
<Evidica> haha
<Evidica> right
<Evidica> bored at work so i figure i would come in here in case anyone had any questions waiting to be answered
<Evidica> hi yes, I have a javascript question, how do i get text to print out? ...... :| how often does that happen in here?
<Evidica> if (person=="dumb***" || person=="idiot"){ persons***[myfoot] }
<lawi> You should use equals :)
<shaggy-h> I'm getting quite sick of that mistake :)
<Duveit> what do you know, I've just missed the most entertaining and grown up chat on irc today, bummer
<lawi> :)
<kinabalu> Duveit: in here? doubtful
<Duveit> well, yes, apparantly
<top^> kinabalu: Duveit just confessed. read up last confession
<kinabalu> top^: just joined :(
<top^> <jjava> I caught Duveit screaming 'my boyfriends crotch smells like really ripe cheese and i'm wondering of thats a good reason to dump him' at boxed.
<kinabalu> Duveit: dump him, a smell like that while salad tossing isn't worth it
<top^> Duveit: that's reason enough.
<Duveit> besides being included in alot of premade scripts, I asked if someone had experience from the google api
<top^> which google api?
<Duveit> search
<kinabalu> Duveit: not a script mind you ... a well made plugin to a bot infrastructure!
<kinabalu> Duveit: taking polls on who uses certain technologies? certain to get you into trouble
<ordain> but but
<jjava> yes yes
<Duveit> very well, whatever it was, it reminded me back to the days of mafiascript etc from my youngerdays, which at the time was quite popular due to all its snazzy scripts/plugins
<top^> butt butt
<jjava> butt butt is twice the pleasure
<top^> why not include him into some more scripts?
<top^> abuse Duveit
<jjava> Duveit is so boring I might have to chew off my own arm just to stop my mind from imploding out of sheer tedium.
<Duveit> ^^, I'm making myself a target now
<kinabalu> Duveit: you going to get to a point here ?
<top^> the point is he has no point
<Duveit> who knows, someday maybe? well really, just wondering if, as I said, someone had experience with the google search api, and thus has pro's cons
<roots-> the days of mafia script ?
<roots-> ahahahahah
<roots-> lamers!!!
<boxed> wtf is mafia script?
<kinabalu> Duveit: oh man, you've not come to the right channel, we give opinions alright, in kicks and bans ...
<kinabalu> check irc history
<Duveit> very well, figured I'd try this channel seeing as #php has proven to have a helpful community
<top^> haha
<top^> #php!
<roots-> helpful community ?
<Duveit> as in answering simple questions for instance
<roots-> you into buggery or what ?
<top^> i wonder why #ror has not taken off
<roots-> what or ror ?
<roots-> indian hangout ?
<top^> ror?
<jjava> ror is good in a php-way
<top^> jjava forget ror
<jjava> I forgot ror
<top^> ror is Ruby on Rails
<Duveit> well, I'm a total n00b when it comes to programming no matter which language, so asking people with a clue seemed like a good idea , at some point
<top^> jjava ror is Ruby on Rails
<jjava> But, top^, ror is Ruby on Rails.
<top^> d'uh
<kinabalu> top^: stop trying to teach it the same thing!
<boxed> roots: you know, there really is no space before question marks
<Duveit> anyway, have fun :)
<roots-> there isnt ?
<boxed> "isn't'
<top^> "isn't"
<boxed> ****
<roots-> thats new to me
<kinabalu> everyone's a ****ing english teacher in this channel ... stick to JAVA people! :)
<roots-> its not important though
<MXV> it's as important as not using u, k, plz and thx :)
<fate> confession
<jjava> I overheard Evidica saying 'i have to use spell check before making a confession.' to boxed
<mele> confession
<jjava> mele: I heard you singing 'when i was 11, i *********ed with my friend and his little brother using karo syrup...' in the bathroom yesterday.
<fate> if only everyone felt that way
<MXV> only proper capitalization and punctuation can be omitted as messages are not sentences
<fate> wtf is karo syrup?
<MXV> google karo syrup
<MXV> borken pulgins++
<MXV> slang face syrup
<jjava> face syrup (1 of 1): 1. Semen that is ejaculated onto one's face during the act of ***ual intercourse.
<boxed> mxv: rather they are already properly separated at start with the nick and at end with a newline
<MXV> takes some skill to get stuff in the face _during_ intercouse
<boxed> not impossible
<MXV> erm ok intercourse does not have to be vaginal
<boxed> exactly
<MXV> n. Dealings or communications between persons or groups
<boxed> hell, even then it's possible
<boxed> heh
<ufc> even easier with midgets
<MXV> well hell doesn't even have to be your own intercourse.. and penetration is strictly optional
<MXV> confession
<jjava> 'i fling the dog poop in the neighbors yard instead of picking it up'
<phpman> Hi, does anyone know what "uses unchecked or unsafe operations" means?
<MXV> phpman: unprotected intercourse qualifies
<phpman> hmm, really?
<MXV> yes.. but downgrading to 1.4.2 fixes tthat
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