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<Kurn> Nightmares about how weird #java is today?
<Tokimasa> GnarlyBob, you ****.
<Tokimasa> >_<
<Tokimasa> i looked at that pic!
<GnarlyBob> me++
<r0bby> you know what I noticed
<waz> today?
<jjava> today is not my day
<r0bby> java has no goto
<r0bby> and i was considering using it
<waz> you clicked on a link in #java
<Tokimasa> good.
<waz> what did you expect?
<waz> horse
<jjava> horse is http://members.home.nl/jphvangestel/MrHandsfinallygetsFullfilled.wmv
<Number-6> goto makes the baby jesus cry
<r0bby> but then i remembered it was bad programming practice
<Tokimasa> no.
<r0bby> :P
<jjava> no. are you?
<GnarlyBob> the horse url is broken :(
<Tokimasa> good.
<GnarlyBob> I have a copy of it, but I'm not going to put it on my server.
<waz> it's in your private collection eh?
<Tokimasa> again, good.
<r0bby> i dont care if people know im afk
<r0bby> if i dont answer
<Number-6> i also have a copy of Horse.
<Tokimasa> let's settle this once and for all. what does FTW stand for?
<r0bby> ***ume either a) i hate you
<r0bby> or b) I'm not there
<Number-6> but i'm also not going to put it up
<Number-6> slang ftw
<jjava> ftw (1 of 20): FTW is an acronym which means "For the win"
<Number-6> slang ftw 2
<jjava> ftw (2 of 20): Commonly used by online gamers, short for "For the Win" or "For t3h Win".
<GnarlyBob> with 20 definitions, chances are it won't be settled any time soon.
<Tokimasa> slang ftw 3
<jjava> ftw (3 of 20): For The Win
<Tokimasa> o_o i'm seeing a pattern here.
<Tokimasa> slang ftw 4
<jjava> ftw (4 of 20): 1. For The Win. it is often used in [Half-Life] [mods], most often in [Natural Selection]
<Number-6> it looks like the majority consensus is "for the win"
<Tokimasa> slang ftw 20
<jjava> ftw (20 of 20): free the weed
<Tokimasa> and one more.
<Tokimasa> slang ftw 9
<jjava> ftw (9 of 20): for the win (abbreviation)
<GnarlyBob> However, I believe before the advent of games and fragging, it was "**** The World"
<Tokimasa> i'm with gnarlybob.
<GnarlyBob> in fact, as long as 20+ years ago, it was "**** The World"
<Number-6> let's see what acronymfinder.com says
<GnarlyBob> And you're not with me. If you were with me, you would be fellating me.
<GnarlyBob> And I'm fairly certain I'm not being fellated.
<Number-6> http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=ftw&Find=Find
<antishok> it's also wtf backwards :\
<antishok> so.. **** the what
<haploid> slang lorf
<jjava> lorf (1 of 3): A term to really annoy pseudo-christians in cahtrooms and forums etc. "Lorf" instead of "Lord". Drives 'em pshyco! Lorf is also the name of the god of [typos].
<GnarlyBob> heh, that was also my juvenile reply to anyone who said "what the ****!?"
<GnarlyBob> pshyco indeed!
<haploid> slang lorf 2
<jjava> lorf (2 of 3): Originated in a Connecticut basement, typically used to insult those of Greek decent.
<haploid> slang rolf
<jjava> rolf (1 of 20): Rolling On Laughing Floor
<GnarlyBob> hahahha
<Number-6> praise the lorf
<GnarlyBob> that sounds like a native american name
<GnarlyBob> Rolls on Laughing Floor
<GnarlyBob> like ****s in Babbling Brook or Copulates with Gray Wolf
<Number-6> acronymfinder never added "DITA"
<Number-6> slang dita
<jjava> dita (1 of 1): **** in the ***
<GnarlyBob> slang aotd
<haploid> slang dvda
<jjava> dvda (1 of 9): 1)A porn term meaning Double Vaginal, Double Anal. 4 men and 1 woman, 2 ****s in her vagina and 2 ****s in her anus.
<Number-6> holy
<Number-6> (pun)
<GnarlyBob> holy holey, batman!
<haploid> slang airtight
<jjava> airtight (1 of 3): Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable *****!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupper*****.
<GnarlyBob> hahah
<haploid> slang tupper*****
<jjava> tupper***** (1 of 1): A synonym for [word]airtight[word]. The name for a woman who enjoys being airtight.
<Tokimasa> o_o;;
<GnarlyBob> inventing your own markup syntax--
<Testman> hi all, I'm looking to make the jump from J2SE to J2EE, can anyone recommend a good book to start with?
<haploid> Testman, maybe the j2ee tutorial ?
<Testman> yeah, i've checked that out... i was wondering if anyone had any book recommendations as well though
<Testman> that's always a good supplement
<haploid> I've always wondered if Sun's documentation has leprosy or something
<haploid> Because everyone seems to want something else, despite the fact that it's pretty damned complete
<Testman> well, i often find sun's documentation is just a description of the API, i'd rather get more of an overall picture
<Melearnin> re
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that Testman often says 'My feet smell like mildew'
<Testman> lol
<jjava> Testman, you sir, are an ***hat
<Melearnin> confession
<jjava> haploid: Why must you always say 'I drink at least 30 ounces of soda a day.' to poor GnarlyBob?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> r0bby: I can't believe you would say 'i enjoy cake' to someone like GnarlyBob
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Remember when GnarlyBob said 'i live next to a farm and i hate the owners. one night i went out and painted the cows all hhippie-like with peace sings and rainbows and threw paint bombs at their house'?
<haploid> s/painted/****ed/
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Kurn was caught whispering 'I'm a junior in high school and I totally think this freshman is hot, and there's this sophomore that I totally think is hot too. I want them both. At the same time. I'm a big *****.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Number-6 recently told his boss 'i like to smell womens buttholes'
<Melearnin> lol
<Melearnin> I bet
<jjava> that wasn't funny
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Kurn: I can't believe you would say 'i am so afraid shes the only girl ill ever love that much. oh well, thats life.' to someone like r0bby
<Number-6> :O
<AliceIcon> Besides JApplet, is there a cl*** that will load a JPEG from a file or URL?
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Tokimasa was caught whispering 'I confess I hate people who cut themselves, ffs why don't u add some pain and scaring to the rest of your problems, I'm sure it will help. muppets.'
<haploid> confession
<jjava> Tokimasa recently told his boss 'I confess that when I see comments on here that are racist, homophobic or people calling others retards, I just know that Americans are the ones who post the comments. I know theres got to be SOME nice Americans out there, but I have yet to see evidence of that.'
<Teratogen> omg we're all gonna catch the avian flu and DIE!
<GnarlyBob> if the terrrRRRRrrrR'RRrrr doesn't get us first
<kinabalu> umode+g++
<kinabalu> karma umode+g
<jjava> umode+g has neutral karma
<basic> computer science ****ing blows
<GnarlyBob> then you should marry it
<haploid> GnarlyBob, no, then it would immediately stop blowing.
<GnarlyBob> because one that blows is a rare occurrence indeed
<GnarlyBob> haploid: good point.
<basic> this channel makes me hate java more than i already do
<grell> i'm dying to know: does it swallow?
<GnarlyBob> You're cordially invited to **** my cock.
<GnarlyBob> Or leave; whichever is easiest.
<GnarlyBob> haha "Univeristy of Pheonix"++
<Number-6> heh.
<jjava> heh. is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night?
<Number-6> DeVry!
<Number-6> ITT Tech!
<GnarlyBob> somebody had it with exactly that spelling in their AIM info
<haploid> haha
<GnarlyBob> she's in the air force stationed in Japan
<GnarlyBob> but she's attending Univeristy of Pheonix.
<basic> leet
<haploid> speaking of Japan
<Number-6> Pheonix++
<haploid> I'm banging a japenese chick tomorrow night
<haploid> first Japanese chick for me
<GnarlyBob> Univeristy++
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