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<[Sn]> i look at it and just shrug because i dont care enough to learn it :)
<fate> Epesh: still, means epix will make the frontpage when we announce porting from ejb2 to ejb3!
<[Sn]> kinabalu: ill have to look at wicket again, i remember it having some issues with memory utilization under heavy user load (in a small test I did)
<Epesh> hee hee hee
<Epesh> but thatll be when yo move off of orion,right?
<ordain> making on it to the frontpage on fitzmas day...
<CnfsdKid> someone told me that defining functions within functions makes calling that nested function faster. i can kinda see that.
<joeblowgt> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42136
<joeblowgt> hahaaha
<CnfsdKid> though i think they just made that **** up.
<joeblowgt> you have to wonder if that Onion cover is in retaliation for the presidential seal thing
<[Sn]> CnfsdKid: like is said, im no javascript guy, but since my ui guys are pretty obsessive about it (along with css), i trust their judgement
<ordain> why do all Bush wives look like transvestites?
<ordain> something about the makeup
<fate> woah, onion has rss, didn't know
<CnfsdKid> [Sn]: hehe ok.
<kinabalu> [Sn]: oh? well thats not good
<[Sn]> kinabalu: that is the only thing that has stopped me from really exploring it further
<[Sn]> plus i have my ww2 setup pretty nailed down
<joeblowgt> "Africans will have *** with anything that has a pulse," says GOP candidate for Virginia House of Delegates
<kinabalu> [Sn]: hrmm .. i'll have to check .. do you have that test still?
<[Sn]> starting a new project is only a few minutes of effort
<[Sn]> nah, i dumped it a system format or two ago (never made it into cvs)
<kinabalu> joeblowgt: haha
<kinabalu> [Sn]: a few minutes? nice ... yeah if I cared enough i could probably do the same ... i've almost rid myself of all commons dependencies .. save logging
<fate> 3536!
<[Sn]> kinabalu: we have a base project in our cvs (with a highly modular build system) so we wrote a script that creates the tree, copies default configs, libs, etc
<[Sn]> just supply a project name and directory and everything is done automagically
<kinabalu> [Sn]: like RoR!
<[Sn]> get from cvs, build, deploy, up and running
<[Sn]> nothing required from the user end other than configuring the location of the local app server (orion or websphere)
<joeblowgt> Fitzmas at 2PM today
<ordain> yeah
<fate> 1:20 to fitzmas!
<ordain> looks like we'll "only" get one indictment then though, and continued investigation
<fate> I hope it's more exciting that just libby getting ****ed
<kinabalu> [Sn]: cool. thats kind of the reason i was hoping wicket will pan out ... so I don't have to worry about copying over "the CONFIGS" :)
<Epesh> what's fitzmas?
<[Sn]> Epesh: what the lefties are calling the announcement
<ordain> Epesh: The day when Fitzgerald indictes White House aides
<joeblowgt> When Santa Fitzgerald hands out indictments to all the bad little boys
<CnfsdKid> die rove, die.
<[Sn]> those commies and their santa analogies
<[Sn]> must be the red
<fate> the only possible source of fun though is if libby doesn't get fired
<[Sn]> or gets pardoned :)
<[Sn]> he will resign, they wont fire him
<ordain> if he gets pre-emptively pardoned, that will indeed be interesting, but I really don't think that will happen
<joeblowgt> fate: but he's not guilty yet!
<[Sn]> you cant pre-emptively pardon :P
<joeblowgt> I think going to prison is sort of an "auto-resign"
<[Sn]> plus indictment itself cant be pardoned
<[Sn]> innocent until proven guilty and all that nonsense
<Epesh> oh
<ordain> well, not a judicial pardon, but the president can go on record saying he's forgiven
<joeblowgt> wasn't Nixon preemptively pardoned?
<ufc> Epesh: DriverManagerConnectionPoolConnection not closed, check your code! <-- that's the message I was talking about
<[Sn]> well the president can also give him a reacharound while rim-jobbing, but i dont expect that to happen either
<fate> ufc: pretty clear message
<fate> [Sn]: rusty trombone, you idiot
<fate> that's what it's called
<[Sn]> plus his tongue is busy licking the *** of big oil
<ufc> fate: yea I know, Epesh and I were talking about whether or not Connections have to be explicitly closed
<joeblowgt> " Ann Coulter says this is the worst case scenario " ... "An indictment AND a continuing investigation. See..... not so bad after all. If Ann is pissed, can things be that bad?"
<fate> you should close them, orion will close them for you (and show that message), but it does mean you have a leak in your code
<[Sn]> Ann is a crazy ****
<ufc> ah ok
<joeblowgt> Exxon recorded record profits this quarter
<[Sn]> saw her on cnn yesterday about the meiers thing
<joeblowgt> and production was down 4%
<ordain> joeblowgt: well, of course
<CnfsdKid> i think the only reason shes still around is because she's not too bad to look at.
<[Sn]> production goes down, prices go up, good business model
<fate> I can't wait until some porn video of her comes out
<ufc> that's called supply and demand
<ordain> you guys didn't hear about Rita and Katrina, right?
<ordain> of course production fell... hard to extract oil in a Cat 5 hurricane
<Epesh> ordain: just stick a funnel in the air, right?
<ordain> Epesh: right :)
<MXV> "stick a funnel" has a fine ring to it
<CnfsdKid> MXV: does it remind you of your *** in the air everynight when you're drunk?
<fate> why does drunkenness have to get into it?
<CnfsdKid> i dunno =|
<CnfsdKid> i don't think he'd do it if he weren't drunk?
<fate> woo, Sulu from star trek is a rumpranger!!
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I caught Epesh screaming 'I tried to get pregnant.' at fate.
<MXV> haha
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> [Sn] once confessed to ufc: 'I'm a junior in high school and I totally think this freshman is hot, and there's this sophomore that I totally think is hot too. I want them both. At the same time. I'm a big *****.'
<fate> Epesh: you know why you failed, right?
<MXV> speaking of rangers
<Epesh> fate: why I failed at... uh...
<ufc> life
<jjava> life is a *****
<fate> getting pregnant
<joeblowgt> Wilson/Plame lawyer making announcement at 3PM - sounds like a civil suit against Rove, Cheney, et.al.
<fate> woo!
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I caught Epesh screaming 'Jenny I love you so much, but i can tell you dont think of me the same way. but there is a sparke in those eyes that says you like me too, am i right? or is it just my penis talking again! Damn girl i have never seen anyone as beautiful as you in my life. You probably have a boyfriend' at [Sn].
<fate> Epesh: unignore jjava!
<Epesh> I think I'll p*** on that unignore thing
<jstepka-h> confession
<fate> [Sn]: jenny eh
<jjava> fate was caught whispering 'i day dreamed about ripping off my peg-legged spanish teacher's (Senior Lyeva's) leg and beating him to death with it after he handed me my 17th refferal of the year...well FUK U! U SPICK!! I STILL GOT INTO COLLLEGE and got that 3.5 now. YOU ***HOLE!! HE TOLD ME ID AMOUNT TO NOTHING AND HED MAKE SURE OF IT! WHAT NOW *****?!'
<joeblowgt> I'm close to deleting the confession plugin
<fate> what?!?!?!
<jstepka-h> NO
<fate> too much spam?
<fate> I have a proposal on that actually
<MXV> joeblowgt: then someone else would have to host it
<fate> don't allow anyone to ask for more than two confessions in a row
<Epesh> I'm pretty sure ignoring jjava is a wise move on my part, close to ignoring jwzrd in sagacity
<MXV> you will have to pwn the channel to get rid of confession
<joeblowgt> MXV: maybe grouphug.us could host it?!
<fate> that way they're even more precious and enjoyable
<MXV> and pwnage makes your rectum glow
<jstepka-h> they're all precious
<joeblowgt> fate: then fix it
<fate> but....I love....confession
<fate> it's the only thing worth listening to in this wasteland of a channel
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> [Sn]: I can't believe you would say 'I need to get out more. I haven't seen the sun in frickin' weeks.' to someone like fate
<MXV> limit the total number of conefssions per minute instead.. doesn't matter who triggers it
<fate> yeah ok
<fate> I'll add that, whenever I can be arsed to run jbot
<jstepka-h> no way
<joeblowgt> fate: why run it? you mean you actually test stuff before commiting?
<MXV> should auto-fire on slow days in case someone forgets to trigger it!
<fate> ironically it's jbot's annoying lack of runnability out of the box that's stopping me from fixing it immediately
<MXV> confession
<jjava> I caught Epesh screaming 'I can *********e every hour, no problem, but when I finally get a chick naked and willing, I can't for the life of me keep it up. I pretend it is all part of my "game" and just go for the 69 the first few times. After a while I can keep it up, but it is so embar***ing the first few times.' at joeblowgt.
<fate> hehe
<fate> hahahaha
<jstepka-h> that's a good one
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> Remember when kinabalu said 'I made love to my ego without protection, and now I think I'm pregnant.'?
<ufc> Epesh: maybe if you didn't *********e every hour, you would have fewer problems
<Jippi> Is it possible for java to reload a file without shutting down the whole application?
<Jippi> a java file with code
<jstepka-h> confession
<jjava> I overheard ordain saying 'i used to work in a call center and when a customer would make an over the phone payment i would copy their credit card number and buy **** online no one ever found out and i regret not getting more information so i could buy useless **** i dont even need' to ufc
<Epesh> ufc: ...
<fate> libby resigns
<joeblowgt> woohoo!


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