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<[Sn]> she is creepy ugly to me
<[Sn]> looks too much like my moms best friend
<fate> I bet she'd be dirty and smelly too
<[Sn]> she probably doesnt believe in the douche
<fate> and very wrinkly
<[Sn]> "thems for filthy liberals""
<fate> with knee labia
<[Sn]> haha knee labia
<haploid> haha
<[Sn]> labia kneora
<haploid> slang meat curtains
<jjava> meat curtains (1 of 19): The long, overly stretched out lips of a *****, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
<fate> she'd probably make a l***o out of them and reel you in
<haploid> slang mud flaps
<jjava> mud flaps (1 of 10): Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.
<haploid> slang elephant ears
<jjava> elephant ears (1 of 2): This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.
<[Sn]> haploid knows all the terms
<[Sn]> why am i not surprised?
<haploid> [Sn], the meat curtains definition helped me cheat
<fate> he's a well travelled man
<[Sn]> "well travelled"
<haploid> slang clappers
<jjava> clappers (1 of 2): goes very fast, accelerates quickly
<haploid> slang clappers 2
<jjava> clappers (2 of 2): ***** flaps belonging to a slut. Describing specifically those that make clapping sounds when walking.
<[Sn]> i guess you could say that about women with mudflaps too
<haploid> hahahaha clappers++
<haploid> slang giblet pouch
<haploid> slang pounded cube steak
<ian> confession
<jjava> Rumour has it that Idle0ne often says 'i cant trust people at all even some of my "close" friends. i just have a problem with trust.'
<mele> servicing women++
<haploid> being serviced by women > servicing women
<Kankyo> hap: other way around
<haploid> Kankyo, you prefer visiting tuna town to getting the knob slobbed ?
<Kankyo> the knobslobbing is releasing pressure, the cunnilingus is an expression of p***ion... you figure it out
<Kankyo> plus I have a cunnilingus and a female orgasm fetish thing going
<Kankyo> plus the taste...mmm
<lerk> w'w'whirred mah niggaz
<Kankyo> that's the plus side of vegetarian women :P
<lerk> sweet-*****++
<Kankyo> indeed
<jf_> is it possible to call method from an instance of a c++ in a java cl*** from JNI
<ordain> who could imagine this guy would be gay? http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/people.georgetakei.ap/story.takei.ap.jpg
<captrespe> he's not gay?
<ian> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42136
<ordain> captrespe: eh, yes he is
<ordain> ian: old news ;)
<ordain> ian: you think a story with the word "****" would be missed in here? ;)
<haploid> ugh
<lerk> hap, I concur
<jf_> is it possible to call method from an instance of a c++ in a java cl*** from JNI
<lerk> if you repeat that every five minutes for the next 20 hours, ou might get an answer
<lerk> or not
<jf_> first time i repeat
<Kankyo> jf: ask google
<jf_> already ask
<lerk> canadien frog
<jf_> just google cannot converse
<jf_> stupid american
<lerk> you presume so much
<Kankyo> jf: google actually answers your question
<lerk> jeanfranc..@..ca
<lerk> you're obvious
<jf_> lerk : i dont care
<lerk> hehe
<lerk> jf, you could always wrap object creation and method call inside a traditional c function
<jf_> yeah but i always need to wrap
<jf_> method inside methode
<Kankyo> and google gives a lot of info on how to automate that with tools
<Kankyo> _lots_
<lerk> wrapping c++ OO ?
<ian> confession
<jjava> Remember when mele said 'I shagged a girl at the weekend, she was pretty fat :/ I wasn't intending to, but I was staying at hers, was intending to sleep on the sofa but she had a double bed. It would have been rude not to, really!'?
<jf_> c++ cl*** : a --<> B
<jf_> A act as a wrapper of B
<jf_> suppose B is windows api
<jf_> i want to use B method
<haploid> haha
<jf_> i dont want to declare all method inside my java cl***
<Kankyo> jf: you really are a ****ing idiot aren't you?
<lerk> but Kanyo uses '
<Kankyo> wow, what a comeback
<lerk> so I'll have to side with him
<jf_> Kankyo ---<> Moron
<jf_> or to stupid to know uml
<lerk> hapless victim of m*** ban
<lerk> do you think he got the impression he wasn't welcome any longer?
<bargeld^> join #ytmnd for free ops!!!!
<joeblowgt> a channel full of ops - what is the point?
<lerk> hmm
<lerk> join #java for general haranguing and butt plugging!
<ian> confession
<jjava> captrespe was caught whispering 'i am so hot. i know and so does everyone else. everyone thinks im hot, no one has ever said anything negative about how i look. i know that good looks are a blessing and that i didn't do anything for them. but im just so damn hot.i hate ugly people. i can't help it that im beautiful and everyone agrees.'
<ordain> "free ops!!!!"
<ordain> man
<jjava> man is he annoying
<ordain> that is disturbing on so many levels


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