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<Aidy> I've not used PHP very much, really
<Cyride> PHP seems like object oriented scripting
<Aidy> perl does everything I need it to
<Cyride> the baby of Java and perl
<Cyride> I am perls *****
<Cyride> but I prefer C++
<Aidy> you can write perl in an OO sense, if you so desire
<phpnuborn> listen.. they are many programming and scripting languages.. no one language is the end all be all for everyone and every need.. everyone is free to use whatever they want..
<Cyride> Aidy i know that
<Cyride> but php just seems like there is a damn function for everything
<Aidy> well, the point was why so many people came in here and asked for PHP help
<Cyride> worse than the windows API
<Cyride> Or MFC
<Aidy> rather than for help with other languages
<Cyride> Well no
<Cyride> the point was why are only PHP users morons
<Aidy> hehe
<RedACE> ah mysqli_ does have placeholders
<RedACE> RedACE.books.php++
<Aidy> it's just because perl scripters are just so fantastic ;)
<phpnuborn> if people are asking about php, i guess that just means its popular.. which has its good points and bad..
<Aidy> hmm, once upon a time, perl was used a lot more.
<olga-> any1 use b2evolution here ?
<phpnuborn> and its not any more?
<Katty> why does this: DELETE userid, friendid FROM afriendlist WHERE userid = 1 && friendid = 2 give me this error? #1066 - Not unique table/alias: 'userid'
<RedACE> um
<Katty> is it just DELETE FROM blah, blah
<Cyride> phpnuborn if a lot of people were asking about it in #php sure that means it is popular
<sub> delete from ... where
<Cyride> but when they come in here and don't know the difference
<Cyride> MORON!
<RedACE> www.mysql.com/DELETE
<Katty> darn manual.. the manual even says you can do DELETE userid, friendid, FROM
<RedACE> where does it say that?
<Katty> at the bottom
<Katty> when they are deleting from multiple tables
<phpnuborn> just means php developers did too good a job of adding mysql functions into php
<Katty> DELET tab1.col tab2.col2 FROM tab1, tab2
<RedACE> no
<RedACE> that's DELETE t1, t2 FROM t1, t2, t3 WHERE t1.id=t2.id AND t2.id=t3.id;
<RedACE> oh very bottom
<RedACE> that's database.table
<RedACE> not table.col
<phpnuborn> i know the diff between php and mysql.. so i don't think its fair to call me a moron.. i haven't even asked 1 php question in here.. out of respect..
<Katty> people can call you a moron here whether you like it or not.. it isn't right but it happens
<Cyride> Then phpnuborn I am not counting you as I have already stated
<Katty> don't you love IRC?
<Cyride> I will call you retarded though
<Cyride> because you seemed to miss the part where I said those that can't tell the difference
<Cyride> perhaps you are a moron, just on a different level
<Cyride> and it is not that they did too good a job of adding the functions. It means that they did a piss poor job of explaining that it was PHP only or that they are interfacing functions that are call mysql imported functions and not the mysql imported functions directly
<phpnuborn> i don't see why you hate php people.. its a compliment they use and like mysql..
<Cyride> I am going to call you a moron soon. I didn't say I hate them
<Cyride> Scroll up and look at my original statement
<phpnuborn> you hate perl people when they ask about mysql?
<Cyride> it is not a compliment that they use and like mysql
<Cyride> I hate perl people when they come in here and ask about perl questions
<phpnuborn> ok.. so your a equal hater
<RedACE> We often get people asking mysql questions and show us their queries loaded with PHP code and variables and crap.. that's what annoys us
<Cyride> If you come in here and ask about stuff that can be answered elsewhere and doesn't have to do with mysql... then I don't hate you
<Cyride> but you are a moron
<RedACE> they might as well go: "What wrong with my query? Here is is: $sql;"
<phpnuborn> does name calling serve any USEFUL purpose?
<Cyride> If you have a MYSQL question please ask as we get bored and like to answer that thus why we are here
<Cyride> Yup
<RedACE> definately
<phpnuborn> are you 12 Cyride
<RedACE> makes for larger e-penis
<Cyride> it gives me temporary amusement and acts as a scolding for those that might see it and learn from their mistakes
<Cyride> double that and you are good
<phpnuborn> 24.. still a baby
<Cyride> I get that a lot
<Cyride> society says that makes me an Adult though
<phpnuborn> thats worse.. 24 with a 12 y/o tude
<Cyride> I have pubes and everything
<Cyride> I don't have a 12 year old tude
<Cyride> but even if I did it is better than a 5 year old comprehension level
<Cyride> phpnuborn sometimes we mock to also find out how people handle it. There have been some AWESOME mockies in here
<Cyride> and many have learned a good lesson of their ignorance
<Cyride> When you stick you hand in fire and you get burned it is a smart person who makes the ***ociation and doesn't do it again
<Cyride> The moron needs more proof
<phpnuborn> you'll have a lot less stress if you realize that until the world ends people will come in and ask programming questions..
<Aidy> you seem to be taking this very personally
<phpnuborn> i'm trying to everyone in to chill
<phpnuborn> its not the end of the world if they ask programming questions.. ignore them..
<Cyride> haha you think i have stress
<Aidy> this is a help channel for mysql, and not php, I don't really why you're getting so defensive
<Cyride> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<RedACE> Cyride, shortness of breath?
<Cyride> Not since my last orgasm
<sub> Did I see someone asking end of the world questions in here?
<Cyride> I will not lie... ti was a while ago
<Cyride> sub no, he was simply stating until then... morons will reside here
<phpnuborn> i have a mysql question. but since i am using phpmyadmin i ***ume i can't ask it here?
<sub> Is it a mysql question?
<RedACE> just don't mention phpmyadmin and you're fine =)
<RedACE> Cyride sits ready to release the dogs if you do..
<Cyride> I need an auto insult or something
<Aidy> people need to work out the difference between a mysql question, a phpmyadmin question, and a php question. :p
<Cyride> Actually you can ask it I will be going to the restroom, but when I get back if it isn't worthy... you get mocked
<Aidy> The interface/language you're using to query mysql shouldn't matter, that's the point.
<Cyride> I think all questions in here are ok if you are askign them with understanding.. I can ask my php question here if I understand that there might not be anyone to answer it, and I will get told to ask somewhere else, or I ask a pizza question here knowing that i am not ***ociateing it with mysql
<RedACE> Who knows PHP here!???????!!!!!!!!1111`1oneone??
<Aidy> I think it also depends a bit on "status" within the channel, if someone completely new comes in, and just asks a php question, then well, bad. :p
<phpnuborn> i need to transfer a mysql db with 1 indexed table in it to another webhost.. i will be transfering to my local computer using a ftp program.. is there a Export to copy the whole DB safely in like 1 step?
<sub> mysqldump
<SydneyB> should i be restarting my mysql server at midnight everyday ?
<Aidy> sounds a bit elitest, but that's how people work in general, if people are known to you, it's more of a friendly discussion if they ask something OT
<phpnuborn> not EXPORT ?
<phpnuborn> there is a Export tab
<RedACE> mysqldump is a program
<Aidy> SydneyB: I don't see why you'd want to...
<RedACE> not a sql statement
<sub> are you asking a phpmyadmin question?:)
<phpnuborn> i'm trying not to.. :)
<sub> But you have:)
<phpnuborn> i don't have shell access.. just myphpadmin.. its beyond my control..
<Aidy> phpmyadmin does have a dump function of some sort, I think
<sub> Then contact your admin
<phpnuborn> they are going out of business
<phpnuborn> doubt i can reach them..
<sub> Then you are out of luck
<phpnuborn> thats why i am transferring..
<sub> That's what you get for hosting with my competitor
<sub> I love godaddy people
<phpnuborn> no.. this db isn't with them..
<sub> You get the idea
<phpnuborn> what is your company?
<sub> Oh, I am not selling hosting, phpnuborn
<sub> If I did, I would have to be extra nice in here
<SydneyB> restart mysql so that to clear up stale memory
<sub> and if I did, I would never sell to people in here:)
<phpnuborn> '<sub> That's what you get for hosting with my competitor' and '<sub> Oh, I am not selling hosting, phpnuborn' together don't make sense
<sub> I was joking. I don't have competitors:)
<phpnuborn> in order to be with a competitor you have to be competing
<sub> Good point
<SydneyB> sub what r u selling ?
<sub> Nothing Syndey
<phpnuborn> himself.. lol joking.. :)
<phpnuborn> any takers?
<RedACE> sub, acadamia?
<sub> redace, what is the question?
<RedACE> what do you do?
<sub> I fix problems
<RedACE> lol.. so enigmatic
<sub> Doesn't that say it all?
<RedACE> so you work for the fbi?
<sub> No, I fix computer problems
<RedACE> ...for the fbi?
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