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<walker> i say mray eats the poo
<Gunman> ah well...
<MrEleeT> lol
<chipstar> yeah
<chipstar> board was 77573
<__mray> u guys ever see my distirbuted poker client idea?
<chipstar> i had a 5
<chipstar> he slow played JJ
<chipstar> oh well
<__mray> u guys remember that brilliant idea?
<amak316> i say we make a small list of people that are very active
<amak316> let durnew make it hes here all the time haha
<walker> ive got a poker program that totally codez the **** out of everything until you win every game
<walker> its so rad
<Cdogg> let everyone register
<__mray> OR
<Cdogg> taht way you dont forget anyone
<Cdogg> then edit them out
<__mray> give the $500 to my poker bot on party
<__mray> and le thim play $5/$10 :P
<__mray> just cuz he got owned at .50/1 don't mean he can't beat 5/10
<Cdogg> lol
<__mray> we'll tweak his strategy.
<amak316> haha 5/10 hed prob be better at
<__mray> the hands he lost.. he probably would of won at 5/10
<__mray> i mean, the big hands that hurt him
<__mray> hehe
<MrEleeT> haha
<__mray> i remember one hand specifically
<__mray> like KK vs 22
<walker> why do you write poker bots
<__mray> and guy called 3 bets to the river with 22 to hit a 2 outer
<MrEleeT> i say we put the $500 into 888 casino, and let it ride on red
<__mray> walker: it gets me horny
<__mray> its the only way i can make love 2 m ygf
<Cdogg> mray you should have set it to texas calculatem's fold call raise strategy
<__mray> mreleet: i like that idea
<walker> cool
<amak316> you should program it to ***** when it gets rivered lol
<walker> i respect that
<__mray> or put $500 into party and bet on the outcome of the flop
<amak316> lol
<Cdogg> i agree w/ the 500 on red
<walker> or just hire a hooker
<amak316> a poker hooker lol
<Cdogg> so whats your mom doing tomorrow walker
<__mray> thats wha ytw eshould do
<__mray> figure
<__mray> $20/bj
<walker> cdogg comin round to your house bro
<__mray> = 25 bjs = 25 hookers
<Cdogg> awsome
<__mray> = 25 winners
<Cdogg> send that 500 to him
<__mray> really tho
<__mray> why not play
<__mray> blackjack
<__mray> on party with it
<__mray> hope ot get lucky
<__mray> and increase the prize pool
<__mray> hehe
<Cdogg> haha
<Jackle> party has blackjack?
<Cdogg> a miracle to get lucky
<Cdogg> yea
<__mray> yea, they do now jackle
<amak316> i am all for it lol
<Jackle> no ****ing way
<__mray> and you can bet on the outcome(color) of the flop
<__mray> while playing
<amak316> its not my money.... uet
<amak316> yet*
<Jackle> I have been waiting so long for a poker site to have blackjack
<__mray> hah
<Gunman> eh...give it to dannyGT...give him 3 days to turn it into about 20k...and distribute it among the regulars here
<walker> blackjack is evil
<__mray> "FUQN DEALER HIT AN 8 CARD 21"
<Gunman> 3 days...not 4, btw...
<Cdogg> Gunman lol
<Cdogg> ****in danny
<Cdogg> lol
<__mray> i agree with gunman
<Cdogg> me too
<__mray> i woudl be up fo rgiving the $500 to danhy or ANYONE to play
<__mray> and try and increase it
<walker> i wanna give it to gunman
<walker> cause his name is cool
<MrEleeT> lol
<MrEleeT> its gone
<__mray> better yet
<Gunman> well...i appreciate it...but i dont work on my NL game enough
<__mray> stay on the idea of hookers
<__mray> but lets be practical
<__mray> and buy a bunch of porn site accounts
<__mray> so the jerkoff needs of #poker will always be met.
<MrEleeT> relax the members here while they play
<__mray> no more wiating for 10hr downloads from kazaa
<amak316> haha yeah buy everyone a playboy subscription
<MrEleeT> ;)
<Gunman> better yet...use the money...to start a porn site
<__mray> only to find out it's 500lb fat chick
<Gunman> eh?
<__mray> singing in a big yellow hat
<Cdogg> ok this is just 500 bucks
<walker> build a tree house
<MrEleeT> put it on 00 and let it ride!
<Cdogg> 1:32
<Cdogg> ?
<amak316> lets buy walker a 500$ *** plug so the big black dudes dont pound him anymore
<Cdogg> or higher?
<MrEleeT> 1:32
<__mray> OMG LETZ PUT $500 INTO ETRADE.COM AND START DAYTRADING!
<Gunman> amak: i dont think that would help
<Cdogg> heh
<walker> is etrade.com where the business masters live
<MrEleeT> LETS USE THE $500 AS A FREEROLL FOR ANYONE TO REGISTER, BUT TO PLAY THEY NEED TO BE UNDER MY POKERSHARE RAKEBACK PROGRAM!
<Cdogg> i got danny into that __mray
<__mray> was it you cdogg?
<__mray> hehe
<__mray> he was talking to me about it
<Cdogg> yea
<MrEleeT> cdogg: how did you finish up ?
<Cdogg> i knew where your idea came from
<Jackle> MrEleeT, that is not a half bad idea if we were to "restart" some publically funded thing
<Cdogg> finishe dup
<Gunman> alright...this discussion is getting stupid...i think we should have the player who is generally considered the best to be custodian and let him play with it until it gets to X...the distribute it
<Jackle> "publically"
<amak316> lets give away two wsop satellite seats or soemthing
<MrEleeT> agreed
<MrEleeT> 33% rakeback is bad***
<__mray> i like gunmans idea
<amak316> in the tourney
<MrEleeT> and you would get a ****LOAD of registrations
<__mray> especially when u consider im hte best player by far..
<walker> gunman the problem with that idea is why wuld the best player give the money back
<walker> maybe he just turns the 500 into 20k then goes 'seeya!'
<Jackle> it will be played like all the other money will be played
<Jackle> and I will order 1 more zippo
<amak316> why would the best player waste his time to play and not keep his own profits
<Jackle> the last
<__mray> i still got my zipoo
<amak316> when he allready has a good roll
<__mray> zippo
<Jackle> unless someone restarts it
<Gunman> walker: because he wouldve done the same thing with his own money anyway
<__mray> itz on my trophy case bsides my hockey trophiez
<__mray> :!
<Jackle> nice
<walker> okay i believe u
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