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<Jackle> hmm
<Jackle> he has been on television shows
<vale-> we all know how hard that is!
<vale-> when you have **** like grilled cheese sandwitches resembling virgin mary
<vale-> hogging your TV time
<Jackle> lol
<czure> vale-: If that was my sandwich I would have still eaten it
<czure> nobody gets a bite of my grilled cheese.
<vale-> exactly
<vale-> i saw somebody ebay a huge *** cheese doodle
<durnew> why not sell it, it has more value to someone else
<vale-> the **** if i would give that up
<vale-> ***** is gonna get eaten!
<czure> vale-: I'm a fat kid in training
<czure> I can't sacrifice my training
<vale-> im a bean pole with a thyroid condition
<vale-> i can eat anything/everything
<vale-> and out my *** end it goes
<Jackle> didn't they pull that from ebay?
<czure> lucky prick :) I weigh lik 250
<durnew> vale-: you're a beaner?
<czure> (but I'm 6'5")
<durnew> oh, read that wrong
<durnew> whew
<vale-> u high?
<durnew> naw, just had some crazy sweet and sour chicken
<vale-> speaking of which
<durnew> could be that
<vale-> time 2 smoke
<JoelS> Me first, nigga!
<durnew> time 2 smoke
<JoelS> Me first, nigga!
<durnew> hah
<Cdogg> heh guess what
<Cdogg> time 2 smoke
<JoelS> Me first, nigga!
<vale-> yeah im pretty faded
<setzer_> me too
<vale-> Cdogg: got the rush to the hospital at 1:15am on sunday morning
<vale-> old lady was having braxton hicks contractions thinking the baby was comming :o
<vale-> scared the **** out of me
<durnew> how high were you?
<Kamakize> Kamakize wins $10.59 from the main pot with a pair of kings.
<Kamakize> w00t
<vale-> durnew: i wasn't high... thats the problem
<durnew> hehe
<vale-> she was going ape****
<Kamakize> I have $19.12 at a $5 NL
<vale-> im hauling *** to the hospital not really remembering where the **** im going
<vale-> because she goes to a local hospital for examinations/etc.. but we are delivering at Inova Fairfax
<vale-> which is about 25 minutes away
<Kamakize> $5NL on party is easy
<Kamakize> its like taking candy from a kid with an uzi on halloween
<thegame_e> anyone know who Quiet Lion is on FTP?
<vale-> richard brodie
<thegame_e> never heard of him
<vale-> yeah hes not really TV famous
<vale-> but well known amongst the poker realms
<thegame_e> oh
<vale-> he's a really nice guy actually
<vale-> http://www.brodietech.com/liontales/blog.htm
<vale-> his blog is pretty good stuff, he writes well
<thegame_e> cool
<HlPPYER> harrington, harrington, what are they feeding you
<flipmo> harrington looks like a burn victom
<flipmo> victim even
<HlPPYER> lmao
<HlPPYER> that's so true
<HlPPYER> just got his books today
<nonenick> 80 year old men tend not to be ***y.
<HlPPYER> I will be
<czure> I'm ***y like burt reynolds
<thegame_e> im ***y like Doyle Brunson
<floodkill> stupid comment
<thegame_e> ?
<floodkill> <thegame_e> im ***y like Doyle Brunson
<dathief> shanna hiatt is ***y
<dathief> they got new chick on wpt?
<dathief> shes not bad either
<czure> dathief: Did you see her in FHM?
<czure> I think FHM had hot pics of her
<dathief> ya i seen all her pics
<czure> maybe it was Maxim
<dathief> forgot the url of the site
<dathief> few here
<dathief> http://www.shanahiatt.org/Hiatt-Photo-Gallery.html
<dathief> old pics tho
<dathief> how old is she? 35+?
<Renagade> 27
<thegame_e> why dont the pros ever play $.05/$.10?
<Kamakize> I have both harringtons books
<Kamakize> I really need to read em soon
<thegame_e> i have hellmuth's book but i havent hardly read it
<Kamakize> Play liek th epros?
<Kamakize> It looks like a crap book to me
<Kamakize> play like.. seesh
<thegame_e> lol
<chipstar> well ive never hit a royal flush
<chipstar> but i hit quads a lot it seems
<dathief> 27???
<dathief> i seen a royal flush online today
<dathief> rare
<dathief> 2hole cards
<dathief> iplayed tons of hands nver had one
<dathief> 40000hands i've played
<dathief> bad luck?
<secrofx> http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html
<secrofx> pretty cool optical illusion
<secrofx> that url kind of looks like a goatse link or something heh
<secrofx> (it isn't)
<swoll> http://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=view&hand=153012
<Kamakize> #2925677976: Kamakize wins $7.17 from the main pot with a pair of kings.
<Kamakize> I am rulling this $5NL
<Kamakize> $23.53 at this table now
<Kamakize> heh a few sit at the table and get up and leave quick
<Kamakize> i guess they dont see i have almost 5x the maxbuyin
<Kamakize> only 127 hands in 3 hours though
<Kamakize> heh $6.11 an hour
<Kamakize> might as well get a job at Mcdonalds
<secrofx> you can't talk to an idle irc channel and jack off while working at mcdonalds though
<bensw> lol
<creepndth> wait you can't? is that why i got fired from wendys?
<secrofx> haha
<secrofx> i just kept yelling 'donkeys always chase'
<Kamakize> heh
<Kamakize> what is this party poker bonus raked day ****?
<Kamakize> they gave me 200 party points
<Fryguy> lol my KK win % is seriously 38%, terrible sample size though, only seen it 18 times in 4000 hands
<Kamakize> heh out of 127 hands, I have had KK twice and is 100%
<Kamakize> i just started since ii lost my old database :(
<Kamakize> but pokertracker doesnt see the $5 NL tables at Party
<creepndth> _mray you here bud
<Kamakize> hah up $18.00 but paid $1.85 in rake
<Kamakize> aw yes
<Kamakize> 5x buy-in
<Kamakize> time to quit and take a break
<[piker]> congrats on the 20 bucks
<[piker]> dont spend it all in one place
<DJsmurf43> dont tilt him lol
<[piker]> lol sorry
<Kamakize> hehehe i am good
<durnew> you're unstable
<Kamakize> nah
<Kamakize> i just rant too much in here
<Kamakize> and exagrate too
<Kamakize> Exaggerate
<chipstar> woooo
<chipstar> finally back on track
<gm_> sup *****
<gm_> you buy a hooker with my 55.00 ?
<Gunman> well...that SnG ****ed balls
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