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<vale> lorena bobbit
<[W]0LF> part of it is missing
<Gunman> i think you missed a line
<vale> cut her mans **** off
<vale> and threw it in some bushes
<vale> thats some kind of ****ed up right there
<roelof> :[
<roelof> y
<vale> well she says he was messing around with other ladies
<vale> but who knows, she was kind of psycho
<roelof> =[
<Pb2x> At the news last week that 2 Brazilian soliders were killed in Iraq, President Bush broke down and wept uncontrollably. An aide rushed to his side. Between choking sobs, the President said: "This is becoming a disaster.
<Pb2x> What will history think of my Presidency now? 2 BRAZILIAN soldiers!!! I mean, damn, how many is a Brazilian anyway?"
<vale> brazil kicks ***
<r00d> are you trying to say that the president is an idiot or something
<vale> if you ever go you will see what im sayin
<Gunman> that jokes old
<vale> lots of real fine ***** too
<vale> umd++
<Pb2x> What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead cat in the road?
<Pb2x> The cat has skid marks around it.
<Gunman> yeah...whenever AIDS runs rampant among US porn stars, its always because somebody went down to brazil for work
<r00d> when did that happen - once?
<Gunman> naah...it happened previously
<r00d> replace dead lawyer with dead nig*er
<Pb2x> A guy wins the lottery and runs home and tells his wife to pack.
<Pb2x> She excitedly asks, "Where are we going, the beach, the mountains, where?"
<roelof> =[
<Pb2x> His response, "I don't care, *****, just get the **** out!"
<roelof> i like ttar one
<roelof> that*
<r00d> that's ****in lame
<Pb2x> Not a joke, but my favorite piece of bar bathroom graffiti. I laughed every time I read it, (maybe because I was drunk? Nah!).
<Pb2x> Scrawled on the rubber machine, "This gum tastes like sh*t!"
<roelof> :D
<Pb2x> So two sperm are swimming along and the one says "boy I sure cant wait to get to the fallopian tubes!!" the other sperm looks at him and shouts "relax you idiot, we're in the stomach!!"
<[W]0LF> Gunman I tried to join that freeroll toda on abs... was there at 3:00 prompt, opened the window to register, the register button never even came into focus before it was filled up, 3:01 2000 ppl registered....
<r00d> Pb2x goes to the bar "bartender, gimme a shotgl*** and a bottle, i'm celebrating my first blowjob"
<[W]0LF> thats just plum ridiculous
<[W]0LF> I wont even try again
<Gunman> ugh...4th PP and EVERY time an A comes on the friggin flop!
<creepndth> [W]0LF: you have to wait for the tourney to start registering
<creepndth> before opening up the tourney details window
<creepndth> so highlight the tourney when it's still 'announced'
<Pb2x> Wolf I did the same thing
<creepndth> and wait to pounce when the clock strikes the hour
<[W]0LF> ahhh
<[W]0LF> ic
<[W]0LF> ok
<[W]0LF> I might try again then
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