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<Gunman> okay...77
<r00d> bartender offers congrats and hands over bottle and gl***. After about 7 shots Pb2x asks for something stronger - why's that the barkeep sez - Pb2x: *Still can't get the taste out of my mouth*
<Pb2x> lol rood
<Gunman> KQ9 flop
<r00d> ALL IN
<[W]0LF> I must say though... absolute has very friendly staff
<r00d> you might catch running 7s
<Gunman> hell no
<Gunman> ive had NO goddam luck at this table...
<Gunman> not hitting anything at all
<r00d> which table
<Pb2x> Locked in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and a nigger, but your gun only has two bulltets, what do you do?
<Pb2x> shoot the nigger twice
<Gunman> i had TPTK once...and somebody else hit a set
<[W]0LF> I failed to enter my bonus code when I registered, so I emailed them and told them so, they credited my account with the bonus instantly
<r00d> why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale ****!
<Pb2x> lol
<roelof> im down
<roelof> 2000$
<roelof> at this
<roelof> horrible table
<roelof> :<
<malice-> ouch
<Gunman> what would you call Fred Flintstone if he were black?
<roelof> 2199$
<roelof> Lp
<Gunman> nigger
<roelof> :[
<roelof> 2100$*
<Cdogg> yawn
<Gunman> eh...i like that joke...but its more about the delivery
<r00d> what do you call a nigger in a suit
<r00d> the defendant
<Cdogg> k enough nigger
<Cdogg> this isnt #pokerkkk
<Gunman> rood: if youre going to tell black jokes...try not to tell ones that everybodys heard 5 billion times
<{wolfy`}> nigger
<{wolfy`}> all ****ing niggers must ****ing hang
<{wolfy`}> yeah babey
<{wolfy`}> **** a ****ing nigger
<[W]0LF> ahem
<Pb2x> oh jesus
<{wolfy`}> oh sorry i thought this was #racism
<r00d> what up cuz
<r00d> aight
<Pb2x> you seen the amazing racist?
<r00d> yup
<[W]0LF> and then the room fell silent
<[W]0LF> lol
<Pb2x> http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125044093/The_Amazing_Racist
<r00d> drives truck load of beaners to INS - funny stuff
<Pb2x> in case you haven't
<Pb2x> that's the clan one
<Pb2x> the link
<Pb2x> ins is funniest
<[W]0LF> whois me
<r00d> asian one was funny too
<Pb2x> not the whole thing
<r00d> "when do i get my happy ending" haha
<Pb2x> I need some premium, not that unleaded ****
<r00d> i'm not a racist i hate everyone equally
<SixT-Away> http://www.maximonline.com/grit/articles/article_6641.html
<[W]0LF> j/k
<[W]0LF> :)
<r00d> yo yo yo
<malice-> i agree completely r00d
<Cdogg> its not the point
<Pb2x> what kind of chineese are you anyways
<Cdogg> there are a few black ppl here thats also not the point
<r00d> this is a wholesome family channel
<[W]0LF> my favoprite poker player is though!
<r00d> multiculturalism = good
<Pb2x> it's the bomb , I'm like the only white person in my apt. complex
<r00d> yeah
<r00d> me 2
<r00d> i never have any problems scoring a rock or sack of weed
<Gunman> http://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=view&hand=156699 <-- this is the kind of day im having
<Cdogg> jeez i have to login to some stupid *** conversations
<Cdogg> like every channel im on
<malice-> Gunman: your raises were too weak
<r00d> gunman are you tilting
<r00d> what table u at haha
<Gunman> malice: im playing limit...how hard do you think i couldve raised it?
<Cdogg> ok i have found the biggest problem w/ laptops
<Cdogg> the power plug
<Cdogg> if the laptop is dropped
<Cdogg> and the pin gets bent
<Cdogg> replacement is almost impossible
<Cdogg> i just had to soldier a new one on
<Cdogg> ****ed
<malice-> oh didnt know it was limit lol
<malice-> my bad
<r00d> why did you pay the dude off gunman
<malice-> yeah, ace or 5 kills you, gotta put him on one
<Cdogg> Gunman you had to know you were beat
<Gunman> because im hoping beyond hope that i can win a ****ing hand here...
<Gunman> i finally won with my 3rd KK btw
<Gunman> cause everybody folded preflop
<malice-> paying off with an obvious losing hand isnt gonna help tho
<Beeble_> CDOGG!
<Cdogg> sup beeb
<lat3ralus> ahem
<lat3ralus> lol
<Cdogg> wtf ever that means
<Cdogg> Gunman http://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=view&hand=154565 that was a ****ty run of cards for ya
<Beeble_> ahem
<malice-> lol
<malice-> thats pretty bad
<Cdogg> heh
<Gunman> another pocket pair
<Gunman> 66
<Gunman> flop?
<Gunman> AKQ
<Gunman> i fold after a bet...turn comes a 6
<malice-> lol
<malice-> hm
<malice-> odd
<bigpaul> catherine zeta jones
<malice-> get 4-9 os in the hole, flop 6-2-9
<bigpaul> that is one fine ***
<malice-> 2 hands later
<malice-> 4-9os, flop 9-6-2
<roelof> :[
<malice-> both hands i woulda won too :(
<malice-> guess ill start playing 49os
<Gunman> okay...88
<amak> wow the poker superstars tourney is so dumb
<amak> on FSN
<amak> its not even poker
<roelof> ':[
<roelof> what are they doing
<amak> just their crazy structure
<malice-> blackjack apparently
<roelof> how can u
<amak> makes it totally different
<malice-> its still poker... plenty of places have different blind structures, its all relative to what you're used to
<Gunman> well...i may as well step off...
<Gunman> friggin $40 down on .50/1
<malice-> limit no less
<Gunman> no wonder ive been taking time off...
<Gunman> its friggin surreal how long this has been going on...
<Gunman> i think TWO pocket pairs didnt see an A on the flop
<Gunman> not counting my KK that had no callers
<Gunman> playing with retards obsessed with the notiong that any Ax MUST see a flop is bad enough...its worse when the board obliges them every single ****in time...
<[W]0LF> lol
<malice-> well if its hitting every time, I'd be playing any ace too :P
<[W]0LF> or K8o
<Gunman> i had KK THREE FRIGGIN TIMES!
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