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<pb2x> where I start tomorrow
<Kamakize> they rahter have you at the slots
<Joenin> and they will make far more then yoru 10/hr
<Joenin> or whatever
<DWarrior-> dude
<DWarrior-> gambling is like legalized crack
<Joenin> or slots
<Joenin> doesn't matter what
<Joenin> my only point was poker is there least profitable thing
<DWarrior-> yeah
<pb2x> look at those sitse
<pb2x> sites
<pb2x> i think i'm nuts
<pb2x> but then realize how much more money i'm gonna make
<r00d> someone can always get a lucky run and clean u out
<DWarrior-> lol
<DWarrior-> yeah, pb watch out
<DWarrior-> I'm coming with $200
<r00d> in which case they have to have a tragic accident on the way home
<DWarrior-> I'm gonna clean you out
<DWarrior-> r00d: Casino :d
<DWarrior-> :D
<Joenin> oh hell yea
<Joenin> casino and smoke shop
<Joenin> finally
<DWarrior-> set the guy up to get him back in
<Joenin> someone has there **** together
<Joenin> and isn't pulling that no smoking within 20 feet of the building bull****
<YYZ> I want to make an "old west" craps table with no "come" bets and you can't buy any points, but there's a h000ge big 6/8 you can bet on
<DWarrior-> lol
<Joenin> i don't know how to play craps
<DWarrior-> dude
<Joenin> i can never figure it out and i get bored
<DWarrior-> the greatest concept has to be roulette
<DWarrior-> people watch a ball roll around
<DWarrior-> all night long
<Kamakize> no the money wheel
<DWarrior-> that just kicks ***
<pb2x> craps is the best
<YYZ> they get hypnotized
<pb2x> how can you get bored
<YYZ> watching the roulette ball
<DWarrior-> lol
<Joenin> cause i don't understand half the bets on the table
<Joenin> most likelly
<r00d> what you do is make your own craps layout, but instead of the usual prop bets in the middle, you add even more ridiculous and insane prop bets
<pb2x> roulette is fun when you're winning
<pb2x> HOW can you not understand
<pb2x> you just bet on which # will roll
<Joenin> i don't get the come/don't come
<DWarrior-> lol
<Joenin> ****
<DWarrior-> like me
<DWarrior-> $25 on green :D
<Kamakize> r00d yeah like a "green haired 24 yeard old virgin is at the tbale and rools a 13,
<pb2x> that's easy
<YYZ> r00d, what you do is offer 8 *for* 1 where 8 to 1 is the correct odds
<r00d> yes of course
<DWarrior-> lol
<r00d> anywhere it says "to" you change to "for" and you add tons to your EV
<r00d> drunk dum****s don't know the difference
<DWarrior-> lol
<YYZ> Iv saw this pic from the old west of a craps table, "big 6" and "big 8" take up half the table ahah
<Joenin> 95 percent of people
<Joenin> wouldn't notice or care
<Joenin> probably
<DWarrior-> yeah
<r00d> you take the 5 out of the field bet
<DWarrior-> most people are too stupid
<r00d> nobody notices
<Joenin> the 5 that do
<Joenin> prob won't leave because of it
<DWarrior-> heh
<Joenin> unless its vegas where they walk next door
<YYZ> no "double" for snakeyes or boxcars on the field either
<Joenin> if its only casino or only one within 10 mins
<Joenin> your probably set
<r00d> charge a "percentage" for buying the numbers - they'll pay it
<YYZ> dont' sell any #'s, just make a h00ge big 6/8
<r00d> that pay even money hahaha
<Joenin> how much
<Joenin> is a card
<r00d> then you make a rule - one press or no pay
<Joenin> in high stakes bingo
<YYZ> make the big 6/8 area take up half the table
<DWarrior-> dude
<DWarrior-> just make a black box
<Joenin> i never seen bingo described as high stakes
<r00d> means they have to let the bet ride at least once before they can collect it
<DWarrior-> make a little booth
<DWarrior-> with a black box
<DWarrior-> say
<r00d> make a big 5 and 9 also that pays even money hahahaha
<DWarrior-> "put in $1, there's a chance of getting $1mil back"
<Joenin> should make one
<Joenin> that matches serial numbers
<r00d> make the "any seven" square in the middle double its normal size
<Joenin> if yoru bill matches
<Joenin> you win
<DWarrior-> lol
<Kamakize> Oh,
<Kamakize> Happy all Hallows eve!
<DWarrior-> "donate $1 to my paypal, lucky winner will get $10,000"
<Joenin> hehe
<Joenin> just noticed
<pb2x> ok change the subject
<Joenin> directions to that casino someone posted before
<DWarrior-> oh right
<r00d> yeah racketeering
<pb2x> i've been with my gr
<pb2x> for 4 years
<Joenin> '1 mile east of the traffic light'
<pb2x> she's hot
<pb2x> REALLY hot
<Joenin> glad thats not in hicks ville
<r00d> lotto and raffle scams
<pb2x> and i just really wanna bang someone else
<pb2x> just one time
<pb2x> is that coo
<DWarrior-> lol
<pb2x> lol
<Joenin> pb- long as she don't know and you don't catch anything
<DWarrior-> dude, this is insane
<Joenin> its all good
<r00d> have everyone who comes in the door pay $5 for a "sweepstakes" - give them a ticket with a number - of course the number never comes up
<DWarrior-> I've been waiting for 2 days for my $600 to cash out
<Joenin> nah
<DWarrior-> they made me send all the imaginable documents
<Joenin> let them pay 5
<Joenin> rake the pot 50 percent
<DWarrior-> and jump all sorts of hoops
<Joenin> then someone wins a nice pot
<Joenin> every day
<Joenin> and you can anounce it
<Joenin> and everyone digs there ticket otu and checks
<r00d> no you just have a shill win the money
<Joenin> my ways legal though ;p
<DWarrior-> lol
<DWarrior-> OMG
<DWarrior-> I got the best idea ever
<r00d> you announce the number and some dude jumps up and down "hey i won!!" - you hand him like $500
<DWarrior-> noone's ever thought of it, yo
<DWarrior-> get a group of people
<r00d> later he gives it back haqha
<DWarrior-> they give you $1
<DWarrior-> you tell them to find more people
<DWarrior-> and their friends give them $1
<DWarrior-> you get $.50 and they keep $.50
<DWarrior-> so it'll keep going
<DWarrior-> until you get rich!
<gm> dude someone already thought of that
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