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<symbio> OH!
<occ_> yo all
<US_Male> I have all my hair =)
<OcDoc> yo
<symbio> Wait, it's all gone
<symbio> Nevermind! =)
<US_Male> I have all my hair and alf of yours !
<DStewart> USM, who the hell's got some of mine?
<US_Male> half ;P
<US_Male> Ds hehehe
<US_Male> probably me
<symbio> [01:25] <US_Male> I have all my hair =) <- yea, on your balls
<symbio> ;p
<US_Male> symbio: yes, it;s true. My balls are hairy.
<pilgrim`> One day while walking up the stair/ I met a man who wasn't there./ He wasn't there again today/ I wish that man would go away...
<US_Male> he caught me !
<OcDoc> interesting fact, Indian men don't have any hair down there .... where did you read that? ... embar***ed silence ... I didn't read it ...
<Alton> going outside physics it is easy--it can become more intense or worthwhile while becoming less blatant or intensive. ergoi
<symbio> Bird flu getting closer!
<symbio> RUN FOR THE HILLS!
<OcDoc> pilgrim: cute
<DStewart> OcDoc, that's not interesting to me---what's interesting is the hair up there, on the face---or lack of it.
<OcDoc> there ... I used the word "cute"
<DStewart> Do Indian men have beards?
<pilgrim`> symbio don't be chicken
<symbio> I suggest everyone get as much *** as possible. Not b.c the bird flu is growing closer to us, just
<pilgrim`> Mogul emperors were depicted with beards
<symbio> Well, its something I suggest
<OcDoc> DStewart: I was quoting a sitcom from last week
<DStewart> I would give... I dunno, $75 to never have to shave my face again (and not by retaining hair on my face).
<StafferX> Tomorrow I will continue my efforts to turn my dog's brain into an external hard drive.
<occ_> you could get electrolysis
<US_Male> symbio is 3/4 bald at the tender age of 16
<pilgrim`> DS there is a simple operation
<occ_> castration?
<pilgrim`> most ranchers know the proceedure
<tortus> electolysis for an entire beard might be more than $75
<symbio> Just tell the wife/girlfriend the bird flu wil be here soon and we mise well make the best of it
<pilgrim`> then there is the Mongul way
<Chrono-Z> I think electrolysis is replaced by some sort of laser treatment these days that is more effective.
<symbio> Instant lay!
<Alton> anyone here heard of five theives vinegar?
<pilgrim`> the Monguls thought facial hair disfiguring so, to eliminate it the caterized the face: Hot sword blade laid on the cheek
<symbio> US_Male only has all his hair b.c they plucked it from his nuts to get it
<OcDoc> symbio knows all the angles
<symbio> Yes, US-Male is growing seafood on this head
<US_Male> symbio is growing a Chia Pet on his cueball head
<OcDoc> pilgrim: but they didn't think third degree burn scars were disfiguring?
<US_Male> when symbio walks by, the girls sing "ch-ch-ch-Chia !"
<pilgrim`> OcDoc they wished to apaer fierce
<OcDoc> pilgrim: that would do it
<pilgrim`> yes. Marco Polo mentions it in his works
<Alton> I tried to tell a friend how to get ionto the room and he couldnt and I beleive I know why---he has to enable java--is that right?
<tortus> i don't think mongols are very hairy
<pilgrim`> also noted in accounts by a orthodox priest who was at the siege of Vienna I forget his name
<Alton> tortus--monguls were on South Park--and that is, of course, historically accurate.
<OcDoc> Alton: through the IRCPOlitics.org website?
<tortus> hirsite?
<OcDoc> his site
<tortus> hirsute?
<Alton> OcDoc--does he still have to enable java?
<OcDoc> her suit?
<pilgrim`> the mongul was not hairy by our standards but was by asiatic tastes
<tortus> hursuite?
<OcDoc> Alton: the page describes it
<pilgrim`> <<grumble> I can't find a manual I need
<pilgrim`> today I got a gadget, no manual
<OcDoc> pilgrim: getting old ****s
<Alton> OcDoc--I come hewre through google--but I am special hehe
<pilgrim`> its a Curtis Nammer Pr5200 and I need the manual to program it
<OcDoc> Alton knows he's special cause his mom told him so
<pilgrim`> its a gate array and EPROM burner
<Alton> like Cartman!
<StafferX> A political blogger I read made a funny point the other day: Think of all the countries in Europe who used to be the #1 most powerful nation on earth, the hegemon, the Big Dog.
<StafferX> England, France, Spain, even Portugal used to be a contender.
<StafferX> Germany, arguably...
<pilgrim`> Staffer do not forget: Lithuania
<Rockfish> Never Germany
<StafferX> Lithuania?
<pilgrim`> for all of 4 years
<tortus> italy
<StafferX> Right, if you want to go back far enough.
<Alton> I see England I see France, I see a country being taken over by non asimmilable aliens
<|bob> StafferX: there were only 3 I think
<|bob> StafferX: And I'm not sure about Poland
<pilgrim`> I forget the battle but it was decided in German favor, else, Lithuania would have been the European continental top dog
<StafferX> Well, Germany wasn't the MOST powerful, but they were big-time hard***es at one point.
<Rockfish> England, France, Spain and Rome
<OcDoc> the battle of Kreuzfeld_Jakov
<pilgrim`> Poland under King Steven ??? the last name escapes
<pilgrim`> thats it
<|bob> germany was never #1 most powerful. they were way less powerful than the caliphate
<StafferX> Go back farther in history - Romans, too, right? How about Ottomans?
<tortus> poland always had to fight with lower russia, though
<OcDoc> King Steven the Bad***
<Rockfish> Poland was never the most powerful nation on earth
<pilgrim`> OcDoc its unseemly to rememebr that ;)
<US_Male> the Ottomans invented the footrest
<StafferX> Oh, well, the blogger wasn't really talking about the MOST powerful, but the point was that these nations have all gone through m***ive fluctuations in what my profs call 'power'
<pilgrim`> It was a nme liek Kowalskki or something
<Alton> We have an enormous battle now we just arn't fighting it--the third world grows by 80 million per year so no matter how many aliens are allowed in we will not save even one country in the third world but we can ruin ours.
<tortus> the rise and fall of the empire
<OcDoc> the Portageese had half the world at one time
<tortus> why do they fall?
<pilgrim`> the Ottomans invented the croissant
<tortus> overextension
<Rockfish> All Polish names are like Kowalski
<OcDoc> Wojohoicz
<tortus> i think the romans failed because of lead pipes
<OcDoc> Wojohowicz
<OcDoc> the Romans failed because of internal decay ... says right here
<StafferX> Hee hee
<|bob> now I remember why everyone has microwave ovens
<OcDoc> bob: why?
<tortus> ocdoc: but there is more than one theory about it
<|bob> 45 minutes vs. 7 minutes, geez
<pilgrim`> what of the ancient Egyptians? Hittites? Minoan? or older the Elam culture? Dylmun and the original culture of Sheba. or Sumer, Nippur Kadish and Ur
<Alton> the Romans failed due to diversity--the same thing that is now being peddled as our strength.
<tortus> i like the lead theory. they all went nuts
<OcDoc> bob: yup
<Alton> E pluribus pluribus?
<pilgrim`> the Romans failed becasue of their tax structure
<StafferX> The Romans failed due to diversity? Wow, I thought those guys were called Visigoths.
<OcDoc> pilgrim: and simmmer slowly over an oven fire
<|bob> Alton: E pluribus gluteus
<tortus> the romans could no longer import enough to keep up the empire
<MrRod> Hmmm... Evertime I think Africa couldn't get any worse... it does.
<tortus> same with england
<pilgrim`> Africa will reach critical m*** and implode
<StafferX> Plus, didn't they end up under the sway of some kind of nutcase sister-screwing cannibal emperor or something?
<US_Male> they were too bust raising taxes and demonizing christians
<pilgrim`> nothing can be done
<|bob> pilgrim`: done did it
<US_Male> busy*
<Alton> bob--we should put that on the cash buddyboy
<tortus> nero
<tortus> nero appointed a horse
<OcDoc> Staffer: no, Claudius took over and he was a good leader
<StafferX> ... to the senate.
<|bob> pilgrim`: the romans failed because of homos
<symbio> AWE USM
<pilgrim`> Gaius Nero actually
<|bob> everyone knows that
<symbio> You said the "C" word
<symbio> Shame on you
<US_Male> christians ?
<StafferX> I thought most of those Roman emperors were total psychos.
<symbio> AHHH!
<|bob> pilgrim`: they legalized gay marriage and that was it
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