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<Linus-> alarm!
<CryArvach> oops...SARS test on entry....
<TheTailor> Pampers at 9?
<RustyFord> Guaranteed not to be molested by Michael Jackson
<Linus-> StAR testing within one year
<CryArvach> TT..liberals
<Linus-> TheTailor, hence the sale!
<CryArvach> LOL
<emil^^> rustry 0- that was not part of the deal - but this is no lie
<CryArvach> CryArvach's bulk baby sale!!
<emil^^> i agree - sick, sick and wrong
<Linus-> "as good as toilet trained"
<CryArvach> local pickup only at auction end
<Linus-> no police!
<dunhi\ll> hello guys
<Linus-> no paypal or cc's
<CryArvach> oh well...have to move some **** around for Wilma....bbiab
<CryArvach> paypal works :)
<Linus-> CryArvach, or let her do it
<RustyFord> this Syrian Amb***ador looks like a penis head
<Linus-> hi dunhi\ll
<Linus-> RustyFord, no ****
<dunhi\ll> hi rusty
<Linus-> circumsized
<dunhi\ll> what do u think about news to our neigbourhood?
<Linus-> RustyFord, all he needs is a turtleneck
<RustyFord> well whats sad is that he looks like a penis head, and his nose looks like the balls
<Linus-> i can't look
<Linus-> hehe
<RustyFord> i want to shave his eyebrows
<Linus-> those are some high riding gonads
<dunhi\ll> did dedannan change his nick rusty/
<Linus-> dam ded letfits
<Linus-> i still wanna market a yogurt called Humphrey Yogurt
<dunhi\ll> rustyford is always objective
<Linus-> dunhi\ll, stop baiting
<RustyFord> MORRIS, Minn. - A 20-year-old University of Minnesota-Morris student was killed Saturday when football fans rushed onto the field and pulled down a goal post at the end of the school's homecoming game.
<Linus-> oh damn
<Linus-> sux
<goppzzSZ> wow
<Linus-> "Hello, ma'am... your son was killed in jubilation."
<Linus-> that's gonna cost the Univ some bucks
<dunhi\ll> what are your estimations 4 the losses in iraq ?
<RustyFord> SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian authorities have apologized to the family of an elderly man who was given a parking ticket while he lay dead in his car in a suburban shopping center.
<Linus-> rofl
<goppzzSZ> oh
<goppzzSZ> WOw
<RustyFord> hahaha
<gopp> the govermetn tickets
<tortus> dammit spewed my coffee
<Nemes> unlucky
<Linus-> that's worse than the cops overlooking those three boys in that trunk
<RustyFord> we are sorry for your loss, but you still have to pay the ticket
<RustyFord> hehe
<Linus-> in abstentia
<Linus-> the province of queensland v. the estate of the dead dude
<Linus-> "we chalked his tires!"
<t0tgiglzz> rofl rusty
<tortus> parking while dead
<Nemes> people just dont look and take an interest in other people anymore, they probably didn't even look in the car.
<dunhi\ll> this bird diseas is aproaching to us!
<Linus-> the real story: "Dog charged with lockiong elderly master in hot parked car"
<RustyFord> WEST BEND, Wis. - A 40-year-old man faces charges accusing him of placing photographs of his genitalia on the cars of women who parked at shopping centers.
<Nemes> I mean how many people nowadays can honestly say that if you saw a woman or man fall over in the street, you would go voer and offer ***istance, or just walk on by?
<Linus-> Nemes, it was a convertible
<Linus-> :)
<Nemes> its sad state of affairs really heh
<Linus-> Nemes, reminds me of the final seinfeld
<dunhi\ll> reading the newspaper rusty?
<Linus-> rusty, that's old news
<Linus-> i started that trend
<tortus> oh sure, but he may have driven that car tot he parking space after he was dead. you don't know
<Linus-> tortus, hehehe
<Linus-> rigor motorist
<Nemes> lol
<tortus> ahahhaa
<gopp> it the left
<Nemes> that a good linus
<Nemes> pretty quick :0
<Linus-> thanks :)
<Nemes> :)
<gopp> The left love parking tickets
<dunhi\ll> rusty &rond are permanent customers in this station
<gopp> democarts love to target area with lack of parking, and boom give you a ticket
<dunhi\ll> hi gopp
<Linus-> if i spray enough buckshot into the channel, some of it hits a nerve
<drugrel8d> i got a ticket on my work truck one day
<gopp> becuase your quarter was not put in half a min ago
<gopp> after it expire
<gopp> dunhi\ll hi
<Linus-> gop, democarts only?
<drugrel8d> i hate handicapped parking spots, i don't think gimps whould drive
<gopp> in consertive areas, do they have parking meters
<gopp> Linus- k not only democarts
<Linus-> i have a co-worker who feigns a handicap for a spot
<gopp> maybe even republican
<Linus-> she uses a cane, but often is seen scurrying around w/o it
<Linus-> she ****ing carries in boxes from her suv
<Linus-> heavy ones
<Linus-> w/o the cane
<gopp> why so angry
<Nemes> i bet there thousands of people across the west that have fake disabled parking permits or doctors signs for parking
<haku> so what
<Linus-> i despise fakers
<drugrel8d> i mean most handicapped drivers are bad, BAD drivers
<drugrel8d> right?
<haku> why dont you fake a disability to get one too
<Linus-> i don't want to despise myself even more?
<gopp> how so
<haku> lol
<gopp> you already are a liberal
<gopp> how more can you be despised
<gopp> :)
<Linus-> time for ignore already?
<gopp> Linus- joke
<gopp> I was joking
<Nemes> I ride a motorbike :) never have trouble parking :)
<gopp> :) rofl
<gopp> Linus- come on take a joke
<Linus-> nem, i hope you don't straddle lanes p***ing cars on freeways
<Linus-> that's just insane
<haku> lol
<haku> why shouldn't he
<Nemes> heh traffic isnt that much of a problem to me :)
<Nemes> but i am not a mad rider - never have been
<Linus-> i don't know how many times i was about to change lanes and at last second see a motorcyclist in my blind spot
<bmc> screw that
<bmc> i hate that
<Linus-> ive seen them do it when traffic is at the speed limit
<Nemes> i do exploit the bike thoughfrom time to time.
<bmc> dudes on crotch rockets creep up in between the cars also
<bmc> i look 'em right in the eyes
<bmc> as if to say 'itll be the last mistake you ever made'
<gopp> Linus- don't you hate that
<Linus-> bmc, one guy i encountered daily in my commute...
<Nemes> heh i am surprisedx you even see there eyes
<gopp> Linus- the worse is
<Linus-> i saw him after he had been taken down
<gopp> Linus- the worse is taxis
<gopp> taxis in nyc don't respect
<gopp> traffic
<Linus-> he was in horrible shape, writhing on shoulder of the freeway
<bmc> Nemes well, i look right in my mirror at 'em, where i ***ume their eyes are :P
<Nemes> i nip in and out of cars when the traffic is bad all the time
<Nemes> dont see why not
<bmc> cause its illegal
<bud```> no taxis just dont give a **** wether or not YOU know how to drive
<haku> yah totally why not
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