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<haku> you know you can get in trouble for killing someone even if you didnt intend to right?
<haku> lol
<Linus-> you don't pay taxes and you drive on MY roads?
<bmc> why should they be able to drive in between cars?
<Linus-> they shouldnt
<tortus> i always get on the inside of the right turn lane, just so i don't surprise anyone.
<bmc> endangering themselves and each driver of both those cars
<Linus-> but its a law enforcement issue
<haku> this guy is really annoying he thinks he's gonna run over a bicyclist and not get in trouble just because he in his weird mind didn't intend to lol
<Linus-> not vigilante road justice
<tortus> ride waaaay out intot he intersection, with traffic
<bmc> haku if a motocyclist flies up the road and hits me in the back end and dies, whos fault is it?
<bmc> heh
<haku> anyway i totally love to piss ppl like bmc off and they honk at me lolz
<bmc> and im talking about motocyclists
<bud```> some traffic laws are just stupid.. like following to close. If i wanted an insurance write-off on an old truck, I could just slam my brakes on on the freeway and let ya'll pile into the back of me. I get nothing, ya'll get a following too close/wreckless driving ticket
<haku> it's not the same thing lol
<Nemes> that depends
<bmc> rear end collision
<Linus-> haku, you're converting me over to bmc's line of thinking!
<Nemes> if it was a case of him goignt o fast then of coruse its his fault
<bmc> ALWAYS the person in rears fault
<bmc> ALWAYS
<haku> you dont see the difference between just being there and in the other case running over a bicyclist?
<haku> even if you didn't intend to you should have thought about the consequences of running over the bicyclist hehe
<bmc> if you couldnt stop in time, you were following to close
<bud```> cop could ask me why i slammed on my brakes, I say a fox ran infront of my truck. try proving it didnt
<Linus-> we have nice wide bike lanes adjacent to major surface streets here
<TheTailor> haku, 'm going to run over you *** with a devoice if you keep making trouble, bmc isn't talking about bicycles.
<RustyFord> bmc is a road raging retard
<bmc> i dont intentionally attack people cause they are on motorcycles
<Nemes> anyways, i gotta afk for a few mins
<Linus-> and yet bikers insist on riding 2-3 abreast and crossing over the line into traffic lane at times
<bmc> but i will defend my right of way
<RustyFord> "Dude! that motorcycle pisses me off! *Run him down*
<Linus-> then i get pissed
<tortus> but i admit i get peeved when a bicyclist gets in the middle of a car lane, when there is a perfectly good sidewalk right there
<haku> lol
<haku> bicyclists actually aren't legally allowed on the sidewalk
<haku> hehe
<Linus-> well, sidewalks aren't for bikes
<bmc> its only the dudes on crotch rockets that i see doing that ignorant crap anyways
<Lotec> Linus, open a car door and get close to em as you go by
<tortus> haku: yeah. but so what. they can't peddle 35 mph most of the time
<bmc> dump your soda out the window
<bmc> haha
<Linus-> we don't have the steering wheel on the right side in usa ;)
<haku> tortus, so what?
<haku> deal with it
<haku> omg
<bmc> bicyclists arent even allowed on the highways here
<tortus> haku: have been in both roles. when i cycle, i get on the sidewalk whenever i can
<haku> you gonna get where you're going 10 seconds later
<haku> tortus, why the hell do you do that?
<Linus-> haku, ive seen obnoxious cyclists purposefully **** over car drivers
<haku> i wouldn't do it, i dont wanna run over some innocent ppl
<bmc> bicyclists should stay to the right hand side of the right hand lane
<bmc> if there is more than one lane
<haku> linus, i do that hehe :)
<Linus-> which in turn can cause chain reaction rear ends
<rond> A bicycle with a squrt bottle of MEK and a memory of a license plate # and the ability to find the address for that LP# is an opponent none of you have considered
<Linus-> that's ****ed
<tortus> militant cuclists
<Linus-> mutilated
<bmc> rond why would they worry? dudes on a peddle bike
<haku> what is MEK?
<bmc> he obviously is undermatched
<Lotec> Methyl ethyl keytone
<haku> oh
<Linus-> that's why i don't understand the defiance
<haku> MEK is a strong solvent right?
<rond> very fast paint stripper
<haku> ah cool
<rond> does it in a spilt second
<haku> i should try that some time
<Linus-> some cyclists are so anti-car due to a couple run ins theyve had with ***hole drivers
<Linus-> so they take it out on all of us
<bmc> hey try this one
<bmc> next time you see someone peddline by
<bmc> throw a stick in the front wheel
<rond> well it sounds like I am in the presence of quite a few ***hole drivers
<haku> hahaha lol
<RustyFord> ohh just pop a cap in their ***
<haku> yah
<bmc> na ive seen that happen before though
<tortus> i hardly ever hit a cyclist
<bmc> and it was funny
<Linus-> hilarious
<bmc> launched over the handlebars
<Linus-> sigh
<bmc> hah
<haku> a lot of people totally wanna kill bicylists because they can't handle being 20 seconds late
<Linus-> what are you, 10?
<haku> lol
<tortus> my most gleeful moment is when i see the office jerk put on his bicycle helmet to ride home each day. just gives me joy to see that
<Linus-> bmc has watched Big Daddy 504 times to date
<haku> lol
<bmc> best injury i seen was a friend of mine who jumped our 4' ramp, he didnt stand up when he jumped, stayed seated the entire time
<haku> what is big daddy
<Lotec> I used to have a 67 GTO that I could switch off and coast and then turn the switch back on. It would backfire and scare the hell out of cyclists and pedestrians who wouldn't move
<bmc> you can imagine how funny his landing was
<Linus-> adam sandler movie about him adopting a kid
<Linus-> theres a scene in which he gets the kid to toss a branch in front of rollerblader
<Linus-> and they both laugh hysterically when the dude takes a nasty fall
<bmc> they have entire tv shows devoted to that
<Lotec> Linus, you ever seen someone sprinkle sand on a ski slope?
<Linus-> they're called cartoons
<bmc> watching people crash hardcore while listening to metal music
<Linus-> Lotec, no but ouch
<Linus-> bmc, those shows are morally bankrupt
<bmc> yea so?
<Linus-> sike TV!
<Linus-> spike
<Linus-> should be called psych case tv
<Linus-> hehe
<haku> hehe yeh
<Linus-> the japanese seem to have an addiction for people maiming themselves on game shows
<Lotec> Watching the japs laugh about it is funnier than the show
<Linus-> half of spike tv is japanese game shows with dubbing
<Lotec> They really enjoy it
<tortus> and that thing about 58 lb japanese eating 25 feet of sushi
<Linus-> the smaller balls probably help though
<tortus> whats up with that
<Linus-> that's scary to imagine
<Linus-> how wide?
<Linus-> hehe
<Linus-> 25' x 1" or ?
<Herzen> MXC is pretty funny
<Herzen> I enjoy it
<RustyFord> mmmmmm.... 25 foot octopus tentacle
<Linus-> uck
<RustyFord> slurp it up like spaghetti
<Linus-> have they come up with a good theory on how ocean floor dwellers survive without sunshine?
<Lotec> Did you see the show where the Japanese were eating live octopods?
<RustyFord> and finish it off with some good halibut eyeballs
<Linus-> Lotec, no
<RustyFord> looks almost like spaghetti and meat balls
<Linus-> was it durting octo-ber sweeps
<Linus-> during
<Lotec> They use their tentacle ****ers to try and stop from going down
<Linus-> oh god
<Linus-> i would never eat that **** on fear factor for any amt of cash
<bmc> thats the problem with that show
<bmc> they dont eat that crap to win $50k
<Linus-> don't those people get violently ill?
<bmc> they eat it to win a chance at winning $50k
<Linus-> bmc, exactly
<Linus-> i could never even look at some of it
<bmc> if someone give me a briefcase of $50k and says eat this and this is yours
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