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<symbio> DS's fitted cap size is: [order by manufacturer only] <bmc> how would you do that on windows? <tweek> I think even AbiWord has PDF support <bmc> or better yet, porn files <tweek> MS Office is currently implementing it :) <bmc> you want to rename debbie_does_dallas.mpg to 01.mpg <tweek> and Vista looks like nothing more than catch-up too. <bmc> and so on <DStewart> bmc, you'd write a batch file with a few commands, or download a free program that did it <bmc> 02.mpg <US`Male> bmc: it's called a batch file <US`Male> or, d/l a free program yes <bmc> so you can do that with a single line on the shell <Gazpacho> tweek: OO didn't exist when I was using Lunix <symbio> bmc: Is that how you hide your porn from your mom? <bmc> no file needed <symbio> Rename it to numbers? <tweek> US`Male: admit it, Windows' shell ****s ***. <tweek> *****. <US`Male> bmc: you want to rename a single file ? <bmc> no <bmc> say 1000 files <tweek> Monad looks kinda cool. but they won't have it done for years. <tweek> typical. <Twobar> You have to admit: everything except Windows XP is gay. <US`Male> ok, use a btach file <DStewart> In OS X, you could open a terminal and do the same thing you would do in Linux, or you'd download a free program that does it, or you'd write an automator workflow that would do it, or write an applescript to do it. <bmc> yes <tweek> Twobar: ha! <Twobar> tweek is admitting it . <symbio> bmc renames all his beastality porn to 01.mpg, 02.mpg so his mom doesn't kick em' out <bmc> the shell is what makes it easy <Gazpacho> tweek: here's what I had to do: write HTML in Emacs, render it with Netscape, print it to a postscript file, manually convert the postscript to printer codes, and then dump those to the printer <tweek> Twobar: FreeBSD is alright... <Gazpacho> tweek: rinse, repeat <Twobar> tweek, g.a.y. <DStewart> XP is not good enough to even merit gay. It's gay-curious. <US`Male> bmc: I have free programs that rename 1000 files or however many <symbio> lol <symbio> XP Pro is OK actually <symbio> For what I need it for <bmc> so you need a program for it <TimothyW> how much is AbiWord ? <Gazpacho> tweek: ghostscript did not automatically print postscript files the way it was supposed to <symbio> I won't touch Home <DStewart> FREE <tweek> $0 <bmc> abiword is free <DStewart> AbiWord is free. <DStewart> And pretty darn good. <US`Male> is gay-curious the same as bi-curious ? <DStewart> USM, no. <tweek> Gazpacho: back in the day, perhaps. <symbio> XP Home is like paying a little less for a stripped down caddy that doesn't even have air conditioning <tweek> from what little I know of print formats, CUPS handles mostly everything now... <symbio> Just say NO! <DStewart> bmc, what's the single-line command that'll do that renaming in linux shell? <US`Male> edges <DStewart> USM, uh, it's Windows XP that's gay-curious. Not me. <US`Male> oh ok <Twobar> DS, uh. no. its..you. <tweek> XP is, like, three years old. <symbio> USM is hitting on the Ops again <DStewart> XP is older than that <US`Male> DStewart: notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat <symbio> USM, you know it's not going to get you anywhere <tweek> anyone that doesn't realize how ****ing ancient this is, is probably not going to need anything more anyway. <DStewart> NTTAWWT? <US`Male> yes <bmc> unset j; for x in *.mpg; do echo mv "$x" $((j++)).mpg; done <bmc> see that? <bmc> heh <bmc> thats how easy it would be <tweek> echo mv? <bmc> er <bmc> i tested it :P <symbio> tweek: So what? <bmc> haha <US`Male> bmc: oh, I can write that in basic <bmc> unset j; for x in *.mpg; do mv "$x" $((j++)).mpg; done <Gazpacho> tweek: whereas the lunix shell is new and fresh! <TimothyW> DStewart : how do I download it ? <symbio> tweek: People are still using kernels that are a lot odler <symbio> older <US`Male> qbasic used to do that too <symbio> What does age have to do with it? <tweek> Gazpacho: KDE3 is actually pretty bloated. <DStewart> bmc, I think it'd be pretty easy in a batch file too. You're just using ; to separate commands. So a batch file would use additional lines instead of the ; <symbio> "Updating Everything" isn't always the answer <DStewart> Not a difference in substance. <tweek> bloated as in, a lotta **** to click for you old-timers. <symbio> Even more so in Linux <US`Male> it's just a do-loop <Twobar> got a problem with XP ? Hell, just update. <US`Male> actually bmc, I can do that in mIRC <Twobar> its' gone ! <TimothyW> DStewart : how do I download it ? <tweek> Twobar: to what? <US`Male> to tell you the truth <redfish> pop <DStewart> Timothy, go to the site... google it <Twobar> tweek, to the next step ! <tweek> next step...? <symbio> The people that use Linux and try to update everything everytime a new stable version comes out are crazy <redfish> pop <bmc> for (( i=0; i < 10; i++ )); do < how about something like that? <Twobar> well, yes. ahem <Gazpacho> TimothyW: how do i shot web <bmc> can you do that in a batch file? <US`Male> bmc, yeah mIRC has "for" loops <redfish> pop <bmc> or ${array[@]} ? <US`Male> "do loops" <US`Male> if, then else <DStewart> Twobar, that's the great thing. XP is constantly updated; it has an average of 27 security updates a week. <US`Male> bmc: yeah it has arrays <Twobar> DS yes, that is a great thing. Its always moving upwards. And onwards. <US`Male> Qbasic has arrays <US`Male> as well <tweek> Twobar: ha! <symbio> As I said, there are people in Linux using kernels that are years old STILL and swear buy them. So who cares how old XP is? <symbio> That was a bad arguement <bmc> how about variable substitution? <DStewart> The great thing about Windows is that it can always be made more secure than it is. <tweek> always twirling, twirling toward stability! <Twobar> DS, and that is a great thing ! <bmc> like ${variable##/.*} or something <redfish> pocket flan <tweek> symbio: FreeBSD 6.0RC1 just came out... <bmc> ${var/foo/bar} <symbio> CVS geeks scare me <tweek> a few months after 5.4. <DStewart> Twobar... that was actually a back-handed kind of good thing <bmc> ${var:1:@} <bmc> 1:2 <Twobar> DStewart , just remember. I can pull your drivers. <tweek> 2.4.6 has been out for a while, and from my knowledge, continually updated. <redfish> mechanical marvels <DStewart> Twobar, no you can't. You don't use OS X. <DStewart> LOSER! <TimothyW> Gazpacho : Know how to m***ey on the Pool Table ? <tweek> also, XP includes *MUCH* more than just a layer to allocate resources to processes. <symbio> tweek: Right, so age doesn't mean anything <US`Male> 10 Printf "bmc iz gay" GOTO 10 <Twobar> DStewart. Fine. I'll get MrRod to do it. <bmc> heh <DStewart> Timothy, abisource.com
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