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<tweek> one day, the professor was annoyed at low attendance
<tweek> so he decided to take role
<occ_> chem 110 was the hardest cl*** i ever took
<tweek> at least 90% of the cl*** wasn't there :)
<occ_> professors were real hard***es too
<gopp> tweek PHYSIC 1 in college
<redfish> occ looked at their ***es
<occ_> hehe
<occ_> well, one was a 75 year old man
<tweek> http://www.adum.com/misc/guide.html <--- guide for CS majors.
<symbio> Wait, 80% of the cl*** threw away test with nothing written on them, but 90% of the cl*** was not there?
<tweek> it's pretty thorough. mainly Yale-specific.
<symbio> tweek: Your percentages don't match bro
<occ_> the other looked alot like elaine benes from seinfeld
<occ_> but she was really *****y
<tweek> symbio: err...?
<TimothyW> George Galloway needs to go to Don't Drop the Soap Land.
<tweek> those are estimates anyway.
<tweek> gopp: yeah, nevermind. AP Physics in HS to get Physics 1 prereq's.
<occ_> timothy hopes people get raped in jail
<occ_> heh
<tweek> usually people have to take baby physics first.
<tweek> but even then, Physics 1 was just a repeat.
<occ_> they should just call physics "word problems" ;)
<tweek> Physics 2 was ... far too easy. they should have made it much harder than it was.
<occ_> just like chemistry should be called "conversions"
<tweek> heh, this sounds like right outta the Hitchhiker's Guide or something
<occ_> i took an ecology cl*** that was not, in fact, taught by a hippie
<occ_> of all things
<tweek> 'Understanding professors is easy because there's only one rule you ever need to know. I call it the Golden Rule. Simply put, *"Professors only care about themselves and their work."* This may not seem like a groundbreaking insight, but the importance of this law of Computer Science nature cannot be underestimated.'
<redfish> occ forced the pilot whales to be beached so they would die
<occ_> redfish goes on whale watches
<redfish> occ adopted a whale
<occ_> redfish adopted a highway
<redfish> occ took part in putting together the berlin wall
<occ_> redfish killed rosa parks!
<tweek> redfish spams #politics
<bmc> silence insolent fools!
<redfish> occ killed the spirit of rosa parks' efforts
<occ_> shaddup, college boy!
<TimothyW> redfish is really a b***
<occ_> bmc is Part Of The Problem
<tweek> redfish chained that same spirit to the back of the truck and drug it around for miles
<bmc> no i am part of the solution
<occ_> tweek resides in an Ivory Tower
<TimothyW> bmc : do you feel for Paris Hilton ?
<tweek> Killtacular!
<bmc> feel for fer?
<redfish> occ watches videos of exploding whales for fun
<bmc> her
<TimothyW> hahahah
<tweek> ... ****, now you make me wanna play Halo
<occ_> redfish listens to Ted Nugent
<tweek> and I don't even like that level
<Hangfire> redfish this has to be one of the funniest/best jobs ever http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978
<bmc> i listen to ted nugent
<bmc> the motor city madman!
<occ_> hehe
<bmc> he has his own bow, called the bloodbrother
<gopp> Late policies can generally be ignored. Of course, sometimes they can't and it's unpleasant to learn this the hard way. As a general rule, the higher the cl*** number the more relaxed the late policy. I've turned in ***ignments three months overdue without penalty.
<bmc> :P
<gopp> tweek so you didn't take baby physic
<tweek> AP Physics was technically my baby physics
<bmc> im listening to this webradio station and they have venom on now, ever hear them?
<occ_> gopp defrauds the elderly for personal financial gain
<gopp> tweek why did you take ap physic and not just physic 1
<tweek> AP Physics was in HS.
<tweek> I couldn't get into Physics 1 without the prereq.
<tweek> and, yeah, late policies are meant to be broken.
<bmc> i always wondered how people manage to pay for college
<tweek> I've turned in a ****ing term paper, like, a month late without much of a penalty.
<tweek> p***ed the cl***, too.
<bmc> considering its like the cost of a small house
<strider_> bmc, they seek advice from matthew lesko
<tweek> loans.
<gopp> tweek so ap physic was a pre reg
<gopp> wow
<bmc> how do you get loans with no credit?
<gopp> I tought ap physic = physic 1
<tweek> much easier to get as a student for tuition than as some ***hole without credit for a house.
<tweek> gopp: it essentially is. :)
<gopp> so how can it be a prereg
<tweek> it's said that the best prerequisite for abstract algebra ... is abstract algebra.
<bmc> and how do you attend full time and still have a job to live
<tweek> I'm not sure if I agree. I know some concepts of group theory.
<RustyFord> whoever the hell made "WinFixer 2005" oughta be ****ing strung up by his toenails in a prison while being porked in the butt by Bubba the Jailhouse ***** and then taken out back and ****ing shot
<tweek> part-time job.
<Hangfire> RustyFord http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978
<tweek> it's called caffeine.
<strider_> "cocaine"
<bmc> i dont see most people doing all that
<gopp> tweek the college never mindyou taking all this courses
<tweek> it's gaining money by me doing so :)
<occ_> RustyFord clicks "yes" on popup ads ;)
<tweek> and a Nat'l Merit semifinalist at their school also doesn't hurt them :)
<gopp> tweek so you where taking how many credits
<tweek> occ_: ouch.
<occ_> "why, my computer IS running slow! this describes me to a T!"
<bmc> working at mickey d's wouldnt even pay for your gas
<tweek> occ_: that's ****ing harsh.
<RustyFord> i click yes on the trigger of my gun while its pointed at your head
<strider_> haha
<gopp> tweek senior year how many credit where you taking
<tweek> bmc: that's why you take out *big* loans.
<occ_> NO YOU DIT-NT!!
<gopp> tweek did you take ap calclus
<gopp> ap cal is only cal 1
<occ_> brb
<gopp> right
<tweek> gopp: can't remember. no AP Calc necessary.
<gopp> not cal 3
<tweek> I had about 20 or so by the time I actually enrolled.
<tweek> or mebbe even more, with the AP stuff.
<tweek> ... yeah, probably like 32 or something.
<strider_> occ's dad looks like bill o'reilly
<bmc> last time i looked at even my community college cl*** schedule it was $65/credit hour
<tweek> RustyFord: I've said it before, and I'll say it again
<tweek> point-and-click interfaces ******
<tweek> roughly $200/hr here
<bmc> this was quite a few yrs ago, so probably more than that now
<bmc> thats only community college
<tweek> 'One venerable tradition relating to this building is the use of the showers. You'll notice that every bathroom contains a full shower. At least once before you graduate, for good luck in life, you must walk into AKW wearing nothing but a bathrobe, proceed to take a shower, and then attend cl***.'
<tweek> any Yale undergrads here to confirm this? :)
<RustyFord> wow
<TimothyW> The Bird Flu was found in Germany.
<RustyFord> i had this other Spyware zapper that came with the computer, yesterday i did a scan it only found 5 infections
<redfish> The Bird Flu! ~:<
<TimothyW> hmm
<bmc> hrm
<RustyFord> I am using Spyware doctor now, its found 200+ infections
<tweek> spyware zapper...
<tweek> spyware doctor...
<bmc> 1. Any active member of the Maryland National Guard in good standing, is entitled to a 25%-50% waiver of the tuition costs at any Maryland state (public) university, community/technical college or regional vocational-technical school.
<Katey> seems to be turning up everywhere
<tweek> ****, I'm curious ... how many of these things can be defined as spyware
<RustyFord> good thing i didn't buy that one that CAME with my computer otherwise i would be VERY pissed
<tweek> RustyFord: ad-aware. spybot. those are the two. pick one. use.
<TimothyW> tweek : alot
<tweek> anything else is blasphemy.
<bmc> if it sends out **** without your knowledge or consent its spyware
<redfish> microsoft onecare :)
<TimothyW> tweek : those things are spyware also.
<occ_> lots of times i get a huge list of spyware "found" by adaware and spybot (the two gold standards, btw)
<occ_> but 95% of them are cookies or whatever
<tweek> Ad-Aware 6 isn't.
<Katey> RustyFord, it's all those Budweiser ads you keep clicking on. :)
<redfish> occ cookies that are harmless
<occ_> on that note, allow me to scan now
<occ_> yup, red
<occ_> pretty much
<RustyFord> yeh occ this looked mostly like registry
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