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<CryArvach> ok..soup is nuked.....food time...bbiab
<Cathy344> I was actually concidering using aquarium tubing and the vacuum cleaner to try to open up my nasal p***ages for a while.
<DarthBurg> try a contact
<Cathy344> ?
<DarthBurg> OTC Cold pill
<DarthBurg> "Contac"
<Cathy344> Halls Strawberry cough drops + Vicks vapo-rub + nasal spray = happy, breathing Cathy
<bmc> sudafed
<pilgrim`> Tiger Balm
<StafferX> Tabasco
<pilgrim`> bourbon
<Cathy344> Hot Pepper Chicken rawhks!
<DarthBurg> bourbon clears the sineses
<bmc> and makes you sweat
<bmc> and puts you to sleep
<DarthBurg> all good when your sick
<Cathy344> I haven't stopped sweating for about five straight days.
<Cathy344> I actually lost my voice for about a day.
<DarthBurg> my voice is fine, but my head hurts and I am all clogged up, typical flu
<StafferX> I find that being irritable usually helps me feel better when I'm sick.
<sym`> DarthBurg: You're always clogged up
<Cathy344> Anybody else been seeing spam in their InBox where Sender is {%NAME_FROM}?
<Swigert> hey
<sym`> ;p
<DarthBurg> sym` not true, that was an unfounded rumor created by my enemies
<sym`> lol
<Lupine> Cathy needs to try Ron Jeremy's "TheraGoo"
<Swigert> who has state liquor stores anymore??
<DarthBurg> Montana.
<Lupine> swig: ohio I think
<StafferX> Pennsylvania? I can't remember.
<Swigert> I know Ontario does - not sure why
<bmc> north carolina
<Swigert> Alberta got rid of them a few years ago
<StafferX> To keep the booze out of the hands of customers?
<DarthBurg> Tennessee still has dry counties yes?
<bmc> we have dry towns here
<Cathy344> Lupine: Uh, no. Thanks. Think I'll p***.
<bmc> but NC has ABC stores
<bmc> you can buy beer anywhere, but have to go to ABC store for liquor
<sym`> bmc knows all about ABC stores
<sym`> muhahaha
<bmc> they sell beer at the gas stations down there
<bmc> and drive thru liquor stores
<bmc> brew-thru
<sym`> bmc: nothing like putting the two together!
<DarthBurg> yeah beer and wine is seperate here to.
<Cathy344> I understand Ohio has "dry" counties where the law is just not enforced.
<StafferX> Ooo.. we just got rid of our drive-through liquor stores. We're all waiting for the drunk driving problem to abruptly go away.
<DarthBurg> genuine liquor licenses are valuable
<sym`> If prostitution was legal, it'd be beer/gas/woman stops
<DarthBurg> we have a bar that has 99 taps.
<Cathy344> sym: Regular or premeium? Ale or Lager? Clean or infected?
<sym`> lol
<DarthBurg> lol
<sym`> woot
<Lupine> "clean" is the same woman, just after a wet-wipe
<Swigert> i sent an email to Dell about this problem
<sym`> Dath likes his women "crusty"
<sym`> hahaha
<StafferX> Ewwww
<DarthBurg> you are just sick
<sym`> lol
<Cathy344> I'm so sorry I brought that up.
<sym`> lol
<StafferX> I am too, now!
<DarthBurg> one of twobar's relations, no doubt
<Cathy344> So very, VERY sorry
<bmc> it should be virgin or professional
<bmc> not clean or infected
<bmc> :P
<sym`> Who would choose the latter?
<Cathy344> Swigert: Dell'll just p*** teh buck to M$
<sym`> Er
<sym`> The first
<sym`> (not the latter)
<StafferX> Ugh, I'll take a professional over a virgin any day.
<bmc> i dont want to meet the guy who intentionally purchaes an infected prostitute
<sym`> lol
<DarthBurg> maybe its for a not so tight buddy
<sym`> Yea, that would be a little sick
<bmc> StafferX depends on what mood youre in
<bmc> :P
<Cathy344> I find most guys' attitudes about *** disgusting.
<sym`> TOTS!
<StafferX> I imagine I'd be in the mood to avoid as much of the learning process as possible.
<bmc> haha
<DarthBurg> not surprising, I find most women's attitudes on *** quite frigid.
<Cathy344> Darth: See how enthusiastic you'd be if you were the catcher instead of the pitcher.
<DarthBurg> that can be fixed.
<Cathy344> Pray thee tell.
<sym`> Darth should be "fixed"
<sym`> We need no more of him!
<bmc> DarthBurg says he can just lay there and let you take advantage of him
<bmc> :P
<hans_kung> lol
<DarthBurg> lol
<hans_kung> ride that hobby horsey
<DarthBurg> naw, i was just devil's advocate there, get your hut monkey spade.
<hans_kung> :X
<Cathy344> I'd rather go for a ride on a Suzuki Katana.
<pilgrim`> in the 19th cent in England syphlis was sucha problem that virginity became a commodity bid on ib n sort of comodity trade
<pilgrim`> somethign like that is indeed again occuring
<StafferX> ...?
<hans_kung> heh, there was a friend of Mozart's, he had a golden nose due to losing his from V.D.
<Cathy344> pilgrim`: Selling your virginity on eBay again?
<hans_kung> It was quite a joke in Mozart's letters.
<Lupine> Cathy: how about a turbo hyabusa?
<StafferX> You're not talking about Tycho Brahe, are you?
<pilgrim`> the 1960s-about the 1990s was seen as a period similar to the late 18th cent as Libertine
<hans_kung> no but he had that too.
<hans_kung> Schubert died from VD
<Cathy344> Any Hyabusa would kill me faster than a gun to the head.
<pilgrim`> or the period of the Cavilers
<pilgrim`> such tiems usualy spawn a resurgance of puritan like behavior soon after
<Lupine> cathy: know a guy with one.. he posts videos of him doing 200mph+ on the local highways
<pilgrim`> the Michael Jackson look
<Cathy344> Lupine: He sell the videos on the Internet?
<hans_kung> Ivan the Terrible had VD, and he was treated with mercury powder for it. Ended up making him very ...cranky and was a factor his early death no doubt.
<Lupine> catchy: naw..bragging rights
<Lupine> cathy
<Lupine> he's caught up in that big illegal racing scene
<pilgrim`> Mercury was a common treatment for syphllis
<pilgrim`> like heroin for ahasma
<hans_kung> yes indeedy pilgrim`. Not sure how they made the connection.
<hans_kung> or what they saw as proof that it worked, but they did it
<pilgrim`> Alister Crowley was given heroin as a script for it, got hooked
<Cathy344> I saw a World's Wildest Police Videos where they showed a video a guy'd made of him wringing out his expensive sports car. He sold the videos by mail order. A policeman bought one and used it as evidence and the guy got his license pulled.
<pilgrim`> but his belief system was the power of "will" therefore...
<pilgrim`> is "Egyptian Workings"
<hans_kung> women's makeup was pretty much toxic too back then. Lead in all of it.
<StafferX> I understand some evidnce has cropped up that suggests that syhphilis existed in pre-Columbian Europe after all.
<DarthBurg> Roman's drank from lead goblets
<pilgrim`> He went out into the Sahara Desert for 40 days and came back half mad, deydrated and no longer and addict
<Lupine> OMFG.. they have a "hispanic king-of-queens" kind of show on the local broadcast station.. barf
<pilgrim`> Stafferr not very convincing evidence
<hans_kung> StafferX, in Guns Germs and Steel, the author said VDs came from animal ***. I never heard that one before.
<StafferX> No, I suppose not.
<hans_kung> er some of them.
<StafferX> Yeah, that's a new one on me.
<pilgrim`> one grave in a church in England with bones that may or may not have syphalitic lisaions
<Fearless> Lupine: why bother?
<Fearless> TV rots the mind.
<Cathy344> AIDS comes from Chimps. How do you suggest it got transferred to humans?
<pilgrim`> not chimps
<pilgrim`> and no it did not
<Fearless> It enslaves your mind and sells it to society for the low low price of $8.99
<hans_kung> prolly from a bite.
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