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<hans_kung> Rush on the other hand, was a big fat slob.
<Gunman> yeah, but thats the name of the book
<Gunman> was?
<DarthBurg> funny story, here in this town, we have one very old preacher who likes to stand on the corner and just preach. real good fire and brimstone stuff. anywho, one night some drunks from another town over decided to beat the guy up. Several Locals came to defend the preacher
<hans_kung> Yah he went to Jenny Craig after Al Franken's book came out.
<hans_kung> <G>
<RustyFord> I say we elect Michael Jordan as head God
<OcDoc> Darth: that's not very funny
<DarthBurg> **** that
<Gunman> i think we should elect kareem abdul jabbar as the preacher...anybody see 'The Stand'?
<DarthBurg> OcDoc, yeah, it was funny, a bunch of liberal college punks defending a preacher from drunk liberal college ****s, I guess you just had to be there.
<CometBaby> hans kung .. lol. Actually he had lost all that weight before the book came out and that was one of the thing things everyone laughed about.
<OcDoc> Darth: yeah, prolly
<CometBaby> he should have written the book about michael moore
<DarthBurg> what book did franken write before the Limbagh book?
<Gunman> well...now he bashes black people in as subliminal a way as possible...
<RustyFord> heheh, to show our reverance to Micheal Jordan being elected head God, we all shave our heads on Sunday and get them buff shined
<RustyFord> even Cometbaby
<CometBaby> darth pay attention :)
<CometBaby> the Rush Limbaugh is a big fat .... he wrote that book AFTER limbaugh had lost all his weight. Bad timing. lol
<Gunman> darth: let me check...i didnt buy it...i honestly dont think he's nearly as funny as HE thinks he is
<OcDoc> he isn't funny at all
<OcDoc> I never got why he was on SNL for so long
<DarthBurg> CometBaby but Franken wrote a book before that. no one knows what it is because he used an original title. since then, all of franken's book titles have stolen from other POPULAR venues
<CometBaby> al franken of Take the money from the childrens club illegally and pay yourself .... club :)
<OcDoc> he did the exact same routine on every show
<OcDoc> I'm al franken and you're not
<OcDoc> it wasn't funny the first time and it didn't improve with repitition
<stopsign> well ok : )
<DarthBurg> "Hey kids! George W. is stuck in Iraq. Use your pencil to help him find a way out ..." The cartoon of President George W. Bush in a maze saying, "Who says I have no exit strategy?" drew laughter from the eighth-graders at West Hollow Middle School in Melville. "I want to do the maze!" said one student.
<RustyFord> Al Frankenstien
<RustyFord> I wonder if he is jewish
<Gunman> ocdoc: he has the distinction of writing the biggest bomb among SNL movies...have you any idea what sheer effort that takes?
<DarthBurg> YaY Bush Bashing Eighth Grade Learning material, NO BIAS HERE
<OcDoc> Gunman: since you put it that way, I'm impressed ...
<Gunman> ocdoc: seriously...you have to give some due to a man who wrote a movie worse than 'its pat' and 'blues brothers 2000'
<DarthBurg> which SNL bomb was that?
<CometBaby> I got an email from al franken the other day .. he is pushing his new book .. I hit DELETE
<OcDoc> when did "exit strategy" become a requirement?
<RustyFord> Al Franken is a big fat giant huge boob head
<Gunman> stuart smalley saves his family
<DarthBurg> CometBaby did you see the video?
<OcDoc> it's not in the constitution
<CometBaby> no
<RustyFord> I got a book from Al Franken the other day, I hit him with it
<RustyFord> hehehe
<CometBaby> I don't like to watch his ugly face
<Gunman> of course...im still saddened that SNL made a sorry sequel out of one of the best movie musicals ever
<DarthBurg> Al Franken knee's a republican, hits him with a chair, and another busts a bottle over his head. I ***ume its supposed to be funny.
<RustyFord> heh that would be kind of cool actually
<CometBaby> since there are no more childrens clubs that they can illegally rob .. I don't expect air american will be around much longer
<RustyFord> buy Al Frankens book just so you can smack him up with it a couple dozen times
<OcDoc> the Democrats are pushing "exit strategy" like it's a mantra or something ... can I make up a phrase and make people kowtow to it while facing East too?
<DarthBurg> CometBaby all my liberal friends say it will make it, we just have to wait.
<CometBaby> lol
<Gunman> well...thats what happens when you give a bunch of overenthusiastic comics a radio show
<RustyFord> Al Franken is just jealous he couldn't host a football game like Dennis Miller
<DarthBurg> For Sean McManus, it was the offer of a lifetime, made during a meeting with CBS president Les Moonves about a month ago: a job as the new president of CBS News. And now, following the announcement Wednesday that the CBS Sports president will soon ***ume control of the network's news division as well, one question remains - even for McManus. What does this mean for the future of CBS News and its nightly newscast?
<DarthBurg> I can guess.
<OcDoc> wait for what? most broadcasts are pulled if they don't make it the first night
<DarthBurg> More Liberal, More Lies, More Bush Hatred.
<CometBaby> I bet this latest book of his is a flop
<DarthBurg> The American Civil Liberties Union of Ohio has called on the Allen County sheriff to stop practices that it says constitute racial profiling of Mexican residents. The ACLU said in a statement that Allen County sheriff's deputies began using profiling in August to conduct traffic stops to ask for citizenship papers. Sheriff Dan Beck denied the accusations, saying the ACLU has no evidence.
<Gunman> oh stop with the 'evil liberal media' garbage...if clintons popularity had been this low the media would have been all over him like a stain on a dress
<Nemes> all franken was on the dail show last night
<Nemes> plugging the book
<RustyFord> LONDON - King Tutankhamen was a red wine drinker, according to a researcher who analyzed traces of the vintage found in his tomb. <---- he also LOVED Carol King
<OcDoc> The Truth (with Jokes)
<DarthBurg> Gunman actually, Clinton managed a lower popularity rate during his second term, so, ytou are full of ****
<Gunman> darth: lower than bush's?
<OcDoc> Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
<DarthBurg> Gunman why yes.
<OcDoc> and Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
<DarthBurg> Gunman did you not hear about it on the news?
<OcDoc> those are the three that Amazon lists
<Gunman> what were the numbers?
<Nemes> the dail show audience was bigging him up to run for office of some sort
<DarthBurg> bill's lowest was 35 i think, or 37.
<Nemes> whether that be pres or just senator
<Nemes> i dont no
<Lupine> HAHHAHAHA: In his speech Thrusday.. Kerry complained that the advice of Gen Shinseki for more troops was ignored, and that there should have been more US troops. In the same speech, he *also* critizied the large number of military personal in iraq, that it "feels the notion of the occupation"...
<hans_kung> gee Darthburg: A full 68 percent approve of how he is handling his job, a personal best that matches the highest approval rating Ronald Reagan ever posted.
<hans_kung> that was during the Monicagate issue
<Lupine> Kerry went onto say "it is essential to acknowledge that the insurgency will not be defeated unlesss our troop levels are drawn down"
<hans_kung> geee
<DarthBurg> hans_kung who?
<DarthBurg> Bill?
<Gunman> yeah, but reagan was a much better president that dubya is
<hans_kung> uh huh
<hans_kung> your buddy
<Nemes> something about 2006 or was it 2008 and winning one of the houses back so they could investigate bush and his cronies
<Nemes> heh
<DarthBurg> yeah Bill got some great love from the Liberal Media
<Lupine> John "We have too few troops in iraq.... We have too many troops in iraq...." Kerry
<RustyFord> Hurricane Beta is comin! run for your lives!
<OcDoc> Why Not Me? 1999
<hans_kung> aw, but it doesn't support your theory he had lower poll figures that Dubya.
<hans_kung> I mean it sounds fishy anyways
<OcDoc> who was asking about his book before the Limbaugh book?
<Lupine> gun: well, reagan also had it realtively simple and calm during his tenure thou
<hans_kung> a peace time president lower polls than a war time president in an unpopular war? Just defys common sense.
<Gunman> lupine: he also did more than any previous president to end the cold war
<Gunman> im not sure i wouldve called the cold war 'calm'
<Null_Ptr> beta is going to his central america
<Null_Ptr> not the us
<hans_kung> Oh Darthburg, here's another set of numbers. During the MonicaGate: Only 40 percent of people surveyed want the current investigation to continue.
<DarthBurg> hans_kung can you grasp the simple concept that poll numbers change? i am sure bill had a high and a low. to me, it seems "logical" and of course, you pointing out the high points is completely and totally irrelevant. everyone knows Bill was loved by the media.
<hans_kung> Right now 75 percent of Americans think something shady happened with the current CIA story and the White House.
<Gunman> clinton was an extremely charismatic president...so was reagan
<Nemes> man have herzen and koook finaly eloped together or what? they havent been around for past 2 days, i know that koook had flu or something the other day, but they both havent been on for a few days. Perhaps they finaly ran away together to be lovers at last hehe
<Nemes> :)
<hans_kung> well Darth, you're playing with the numbers and then whining about it when somenoe else does it.
<Gunman> clinton was loved by the press...you know what? reagan was loved by the press...
<Nemes> koookas were are you budddd??
<Lupine> gun: eh? there was no open hostilities under it
<Lupine> WHAT YOUR COMPUTER DOES AT NIGHT!!! hahahahahhaha http://www.justracin.net/is.swf
<DarthBurg> hans_kung no, actually i am not. I am well aware of your points, and I even acknowledged them, you however simply dismissed my point, as usual.
<DarthBurg> Gunman really? on which planet?
<hans_kung> Then polls don't matter.
<hans_kung> why cite them?
<OcDoc> Gunman: yeah, but in the case of Reagan they couldn't help themselves ... they didn't WANT to love him
<DarthBurg> hans_kung it was a simple point. Gunman made a comment, i shot it down as the lie it was, and then you sounded off.
<Gunman> heh...why not? simply because he was republican?
<DarthBurg> personally, its quite typical
<Forbin> Lets not kid ourselves....this withdraw was timed to soften the blow of the indictments
<Forbin> :>\
<hans_kung> ok Darthburg ;) You my bud still!
<DarthBurg> Forbin I read that article :D
<Forbin> werd
<Gunman> forbin: well...that and the fact that she was a bad candidate
<hans_kung> werd
<hans_kung> werd up
<OcDoc> Forbin: who's kidding whom?
<Forbin> bhahaha
<hans_kung> aight son.
<OcDoc> wheels within wheels
<Forbin> bhaha
<Gunman> i think dubya should stop pulling pages out of philly mayor john streets playbook
<DarthBurg> Dubya can't get no love, everything he is done is spun to be bad
<OcDoc> he nominated her so he could retract it and set up the next REAL nomination, while defusing bad news he knew was coming?
<Lupine> Darth: FEMA started responding the *day* of Hurricane Wilma, and the local media was *****ing about "w"
<Gunman> btw...the 'evil liberal media' bashes democratic (and black) mayor john street every chance they get
<Nemes> thats because he is rotten to the core DarthBurg :)
<Forbin> I hope its Judge Brown.....whew that would be somethin
<OcDoc> wow! he's really a smart Machivelli
<Forbin> Its time to duke it out with the Senate Democrats once and for all....lets get ready to rumbllllllllllle
<DarthBurg> Nemes ok, lets see, Bush is 1) Moron 2) Evil Genius 3) puppet 4) rotten to the core. do I have that right?
<Nemes> hehe
<Nemes> yeah that will do
<DarthBurg> K
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