| |
| |
| |
|
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88
<StafferX> Although I could never hate any dog as much as I hate cats.
<bmc> let a bigger dog lock onto a pit and its done for
<bmc> thats their advantage they short and stocky and go for the throat
<Mr_Wizard> bigger dog's don't lock on, like pitts do.
<tortus> i have seen cats take out big dogs. one on one
<Espectro> ie smarter
<Kaliuna> tortus -- so have I
<bmc> a dog with crushing power
<Espectro> but that's bs
<JettRink> bmc, don't underestimate all "bigger dogs"
<Jadefire> i have seen a bird torture 2 cats at once
<Jadefire> =/
<seanchai> tortus so have I. When I was a kid, we had a cat the neighbourhood dogs steered clear of.
<tortus> kal: cats are evil
<Espectro> it's the pit's strength and haw pressure
<Jadefire> i had to make him stop
<Kaliuna> tortus -- not really --
<Espectro> jaw*
<bmc> why dont they break bone when locking onto a humans arm?
<sym`> tortus: No they're not
<fafu> and this one time, at band camp...
<bmc> any wildcat or wolf would easily
<Espectro> they can
<sym`> tortus: I have two, and one is *really* friendly
<Kaliuna> had a cat Basim - short, stocky great around people, very protective of our "yard" -- no stray dog ever came there -- and survived
<sym`> He comes up to anyone looking to get a petting
<StafferX> My cat used to do flying elbow-drops onto my balls in the middle of the night. Once it pushed a soccer trophy off my headboard. I've still got a scar.
<tortus> kal: i know. i have a cat that is guilty of insect torture. could prolly take out a dog, but this cat is scared of kittens
<StafferX> I hate cats.
<Kaliuna> tortus-- hehehe
<gopp> Kaliuna do you how to do t his
<gopp> you have an opportunity to buy a rental house that earns 12,000 usd in annual income. Taxes and other anual expenses are 3,000 per year usd. If the house can be sold for 145,000 usd at the end of 10 years, how much can you afford to pay for it know, if you considered 18% tobe suitable interest rate?
<bmc> our dog is a big baby
<Mr_Wizard> jade: she suggests you lack intelligence, thus, social structure.
<fafu> cats hate you. they're talking about you right now in #cats
<gopp> (1+i)^n-1
<bmc> he looks intimidating though
<seanchai> gopp what cat or dog is involved??
<gopp> (1+0.18)^10 -1 4.23
<Jadefire> fafu: lol....
<Kaliuna> gopp -- I wouldn't even look at it
<gopp> I get p= $ 145,000+145,000/4.23
<Jadefire> i have enough intelligence and some basic social grace at the least
<Jadefire> ;)
<gopp> would this number seem logical
<Kaliuna> no
<tortus> cats are just frustrated egyptiona royals
<gopp> captial cost = 179,278.96
<Mr_Wizard> social grace?
<StafferX> Hey, I thought of a way you can have social structure without intelligence! Be an ant! Fa!
<Jadefire> never mind
<Espectro> grab the cat by the hind legs and slam it around a bit and it might act better
<sym`> Jadefire: Really? Is that before or after the "Bush made an illegal war" comment?
<Jadefire> ehmmm
<seanchai> which social grace would this be?
<sym`> (;
<Jadefire> ;P
<Kaliuna> good one sym
<Jadefire> i also have a sense of humor i can laugh at that sym
<tortus> if my cat could speak, it would say...bring me the barge
<Mr_Wizard> I just fart too often to be good in social situations.....
<gopp> I hate economnics of engineering
<Mr_Wizard> farting words from my mouth, that is.
<Kaliuna> MrW - beano to the rescue
<gopp> I look at the book and it don't help
<StafferX> Have you guys ever had this thing when you're in the last 120 pages of a book and you just can't seem to kill the goddamn thing?
<Kaliuna> MrW - for that duct tape!
<Jadefire> if my cat could speak it would say "This is my bed *****, go sleep on the floor!"
<sym`> Thats fine, but you never did answer my question about what was illegal about it. You just said "wars are bad"
<seanchai> Wiz maybe you should brush more often:)
<Mr_Wizard> In other words, I lack the proper Verbal Filter.
<seanchai> hey Nate
<trompe> gopp: it depends on when in the year the rent is earned
<Espectro> no- nusually it's getting beyond half the thing
<Kaliuna> MrW -- as I noted -- duct tape
<Espectro> or more like 20 pges
<gopp> that ***umed
<gopp> trompe
<Jadefire> i think was illegal
<gopp> I hand it
<tortus> staffer: just red the last paragragh, put it out of its misery
<Mr_Wizard> Oh
<Jadefire> well the UN was against it
<gopp> I sent my professor that e-mail
<StafferX> Maybe I've just been more busy than I realized.
<Mr_Wizard> Ok, cool
<gopp> oh well
<gopp> I probally
<gopp> failed
<b1ff> StafferX juset read better books
<gopp> I will drop the darn cl***
<Jadefire> and i think when the un is against something we should listen to them
<gopp> and drop out of univeristy
<Espectro> once over half it's the home stretch
<gopp> I am an offical laymen idiot
<Kaliuna> Jade -- why no one else does
<Espectro> unless an awful book
<gopp> I can't do simple jack like that
<Mr_Wizard> the UN ****s ***.
<gopp> or I am not a girl
<tortus> jade: do we have the same cat, on different shifts?
<Jadefire> the UN doesnt **** ***
<gopp> girls always get higher grades
<b1ff> Jadefire you mean when China, Russia, and various dictatorships want to protect one of their own, we should listen?
<Jadefire> the UN.... is just... broken
<gopp> man are execpted to be smart
<fafu> I wouldn't have Kofi Annan as president of my HOA
<b1ff> Jadefire why do you think the UN is this kind of global benefactor of humanity
<sym`> Kaliuna: Yay! for me getting back to politics!
<gopp> girls can dress cute and p***
<Jadefire> it needs to be fixed...
<Mr_Wizard> who wants to listen to something broken?
<Kaliuna> sym -- ahh yes
<sym`> Kaliuna: I was successful!
<b1ff> it needs to be ENDED
<Twobar> hahaha of course, only 16 democrats supported it...... "Reuters) - The House of Representatives on Thursday approved a crackdown on frivolous lawsuits that includes mandatory penalties for those who file them. "This will make a lawyer think twice before filing a frivolous suit," said Rep. Lamar Smith, a Texas Republican and sponsor of the legislation. The bill p***ed the House 228-184, with just sixteen Democrats supporting it.
<Kaliuna> Sym - indeed
<Jadefire> and one way to ensure it get fixed is to pay our dues
<Jadefire> ;)
<b1ff> UN out of the US, US out of the UN
<JettRink> Every time I hear Aretha do: "I Say a Little Prayer," I picture Dionne Warwick hearing it...Arethat does it too well.
<Kaliuna> TWO -- alll right!!
<Espectro> well kifi is like Al Haig compared to Boutros Boutros Ghali
<Espectro> Kofi*
<JettRink> nobody but me
<tortus> aretha> dionne
<fafu> Gufi
<JettRink> yup
<tortus> done is a crooner. aretha is all sould all the time
<Espectro> what can one expect?
<JanetB> pay our dues? what dues?
<StafferX> Hey, you guys want to hear something funny? Why aren't pornographic movies technically prostitution, i.e. paying for ***?
<StafferX> Cause they're art!
<StafferX> True story. That's the legal justification.
<tortus> something about skin
<CanOfSpam> You can tax porn.
<StafferX> So next time you're checking out a porno, just remember it's a work of art.
<JettRink> but you can't tax luv, baby
<seanchai> sure you can. It's called "alimony".
<JettRink> oh my
<Espectro> just licenses for prostitutes
<Kaliuna> is there anything they won't tax?
<StafferX> Ah, god bless the legal system. A neverending ironic joke factory.
<redfish> FLAX
<sym`> Hmmm
Return to politics
or
Go to some related
logs:
rock
+"Lean on me.wav""
www.89.com
mplayer pls
|
|