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<Mr_Wizard> some angry black man at some reparations rally
<redfish> you have to worry about the angry white men not angry black men
<fafu> Democrats do it automatically. That's their whole appeal: to the mob.
<US-Male> if he said "angry" then he wasn't very mad
<Mr_Wizard> What do we want? REPARATIONS! When do we want it? NOW!
<Lithium-> fafu: care to stop making stupid blanket statements?
<US-Male> redfish is an angry white male
<Lithium-> fafu: or should start saying "every republican makes stupid blanket statements"
<redfish> that comment of yours has made me extremely angry, please cease that type of comment making
<Lithium-> should i*
<US-Male> redfish is beside himself with anger
<Abydos313> over what?
<Lithium-> redfish is an angry red male
<jhicks> Mr_Wizard: yeehaw!
<Mr_Wizard> What do we want? SECESSION? When do we want it? 1861!
<redfish> usmale is carthaginian
<Mr_Wizard> Ok...I am old and bored
<US-Male> redfish is a philistine
<jhicks> I'll tip my hat to the new constitution!
<jhicks> Dixie will need a new one
<redfish> usmale is a phonecian
<US-Male> redfish has the jawbone of an ***
<redfish> no i dont
<US-Male> yes you do =)
<jhicks> Mr_Wizard: Our constitution will prohibit lawyers from serving in our legislature as an obvious conflict of interest
<sym`> US-Male uses his pubic hair to string up a banjo and play "Dixie"
<IamKing> sym` uses his own pubic hair as dental floss...on his only 2 teeth :P
<US-Male> sym`'s failed penis enlargment has instead left him with a vagina
<jhicks> depression is the day you find your first grey pube
<redfish> usmale wants to be a prisoner in a penile colony
<fafu> as you get older and lose your looks, you also tend to lose your eyesight, so you don't notice. God is merciful.
<jhicks> US-Male: you said it behind his back
<sym`> IamKing: Are you sticking up for your "*****?"
<Mr_Wizard> and those who've never had looks, are born blind?
<jhicks> allow me to ***ist
<US-Male> redfish was arrested for solicitation of a priest
<US-Male> jhicks: who ?
<US-Male> jhicks: he ran away after I said it
<sym`> No, I just quit before he had time!
<US-Male> like a little girl
<Mr_Wizard> * sym` has left #politics
<Mr_Wizard> <US-Male> sym`'s failed penis enlargment has instead left him with a vagina
<Mr_Wizard> <jhicks> depression is the day you find your first grey pube
<Mr_Wizard> not true
<sym`> USM's balls haven't dropped yet
<US-Male> [22:15] <IamKing> sym` uses his own pubic hair as dental floss...on his only 2 teeth :P
<US-Male> [22:15] <US-Male> sym`'s failed penis enlargment has instead left him with a vagina
<US-Male> [22:15] *** Parts: sym` (email@example.com)
<Mr_Wizard> it's a faGORE
<jhicks> no lol-ing!
<jhicks> no rofl-ing either!
<jhicks> STOP SMILING
<US-Male> sym` uses anal floss
<US-Male> or something.
<Mr_Wizard> I can imagine us-male break dancing in a pink leotard
<US-Male> Mr_Wizard: that's because you're gay.
<jhicks> US-Male: I don't even know what that means!
<US-Male> gay men imagine other men wearing leotards
<US-Male> jhicks: me neither
<redfish> usmale leopard spotted leotards
<Mr_Wizard> that's why TwoBar pictures You naked, eh?
<US-Male> Mr_Wizard: afaik he doesn't
<jhicks> I have a comment.
<jhicks> Tucker Carlson is a plant to make libertarians look bad.
<Mr_Wizard> Tucker is no Libertarian....
<Mr_Wizard> is he?
<redfish> jhicks who planted him
<US-Male> sym`'s bowtie is three times as gay as Tucker Carlson's
<jhicks> He claims to be
<fafu> Tucker Carlson is a plant to make earthlings look bad.
<jhicks> redfish: Nancy Pelosi
<jhicks> a clever ruse
<redfish> jhicks as in libertarian party or just libertarian leaning? i remember years ago he was completely dismissing minor parties
<fafu> Nancy Pelosi was born Bela Lugosi in 1881.
<jhicks> Jon Stewart and Tucker almost got in a fist fight on the last Crossfire
<redfish> tucker carlson has always been an ***
<SweetLeaf> Barbara Boxer looks like a voulcher when she talks head moves just like one
<Mr_Wizard> redfish admits to being a fan of Tucker.
<US-Male> Bela Pelosi
<US-Male> it has a ring to it
<jhicks> US-Male: yes, it does
<US-Male> Nancy Lugosi
<redfish> usmale have you ever tried wearing a leotard
<jhicks> "Eye vant to bite-a your-a neck-a"
<US-Male> Bela Pelosi is better
<US-Male> redfish: nope.
<jhicks> She is somewhat vampirish
<fafu> I'm sure she was in some Ed Wood movies
<jhicks> fafu: the adams family too
<jhicks> AND the munsters
<jhicks> (she was eddie munster)
<fafu> Gomez and Morticia - the most romantic couple ever
<US-Male> I went to school with a kid named Eddie Edminster
<US-Male> guess what we called him
<redfish> usmale has a folder on his computer with pictures of adrien brody
<jhicks> poor kid, i bet he caught hell
<fafu> Mr. Edminster?
<US-Male> redfish is naked right this second
<jhicks> kids are mean little ****ers
<fafu> that's why I like John Rosemond
<fafu> well, gunnite everbuddy
<Mr_Wizard> I've a feeling the inventor of sports were all gayt
<jhicks> Mr_Wizard: except for the X-games!
<jhicks> i'm certain of it.
<Mr_Wizard> BUT especially bodybuilding
<jhicks> and soccer
<Mr_Wizard> and football....
<Mr_Wizard> "let me stick this ball between my legs, and you garb it"/
<US-Male> wrestling is bigtime gay
<jhicks> basketball is fairly pink as well
<Mr_Wizard> golf is neutral
<jhicks> golf is bi***ual
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