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<Rebec> sym I am not EVIL
<DarthBurg> Who do you think the Democrats will try and get arrested Next?
<blender_> they'll have so many sperm enhancing drugs on the market i wont need to worry about fertility
<Rebec> tortus that's what I do
<sym`> Rebec: Who said anything about being evil?
<sym`> (;
<Rebec> brb
<Rebec> now I am cancelling tonights party
<Rebec> brats
<sym`> 5 months seems like a long ways away
<Brak55> Oh, oh. Rebec the corrections officer is off to correct again. :)
<Brak55> Rebec: Yeah, how much candy have they had today already?
<blender_> say if your kids are "going to the movies", how do you know they arent doing drugs somewhere
<DarthBurg> there are signs
<blender_> likee
<sym`> If they end up like you blender_
<sym`> Thats sign #1
<blender_> haahaha
<deidara> lol
<DarthBurg> movie starts at 7, they leave at eight, red eyes, minty breath, that kind of thing
<sym`> Thats a sign of heavy crack use!
<Rebec> Brak they keep getting candy...I just cancelled halloween for one of them
<Brak55> That's why they're bouncing off the walls.
<blender_> i came home drunk yesterday and my parents didnt notice
<blender_> hehehe
<blender_> i told them i saw doom
<Rebec> Brak I don't know one of them was trying to get candy earlier today because he got some in sunday school and he just did something to one of the other kids so I was like go to bed no party tonight and no trick or treating
<Rebec> he made the choice
<Rebec> he can deal with it
<DarthBurg> blender_ you need to puke in their closet first
<Brak55> My guess is the next two day are the top punishment days for kids because they are so high on candy.
<gopp> Rebec don't be mean
<Rebec> I didn't let them have any candy today but who knows people probably gave it to them and I didn't get it
<Rebec> Brak lol...
<Rebec> gopp don't you start with me
<DarthBurg> make sure you hit the "Work Clothes"
<deidara> lol
<Rebec> Darth gopp is starting with me
<blender_> i hate little kids personally
<Rebec> gopp sure everyone knows how to raise children except their parents
<DarthBurg> gopp, chill dude, hows your neck?
<blender_> i like to scare them with masks
<blender_> and the like
<deidara> people raise cattle, children just happen
<Rebec> blender the boys were going as three ninjas and my daughter is going as a diva, so now 2 ninjas will go
<DarthBurg> little kids are the BEST, so mallable
<JanetB> oh you raise children
<Rebec> deid no my children didn't just happen
<blender_> owned
<Rebec> deid they were entrusted to me by the state
<blender_> i love rushing into a room on all fours and making gorilla noises
<blender_> it disorients them and scares the bejebus out of little kids
<tortus> i haven't had any halloween visitors for 3 years. but i am in a small town
<Rebec> blender yeah I did that once
<blender_> hahahaha
<sym`> Rebec: Do me a favor
<Rebec> sym what sweety?
<CryHavoc> tortus!
<CryHavoc> Rebec!
<tortus> in las veags. halloween was a big event. it was fun to make scenarios that would scare older kids
<sym`> Rebec: E-Mail fallout (Dave) and ask him if he knows any Airborne Communications Systems guys
<CryHavoc> tortus...easy enough to do...
<sym`> Or if you *must* the other guy
<Rebec> blender one time I got sick of my son whining in the car so I started copying him and he stopped when he found how annoying it was
<tortus> ~~~yrc!!!!
<Rebec> sym k
<CryHavoc> go as a GA candidate
<tortus> cry: i was very creative.
<blender_> if you were my mom i would definitely hate you
<CryHavoc> another Vegas Idea...
<CryHavoc> dress as one of the prevalent gangs there
<Rebec> blender yep you would, but it's not my job to be liked
<Rebec> so I wouldn't care
<blender_> hehehehee jk
<blender_> but my mom does that stuff
<blender_> sometimes
<deidara> yeh i would totally hate you
<blender_> its really annoying
<deidara> i hit my mom in her face once lol
<Rebec> lol you guys would both hate me lol
<blender_> wow
<DarthBurg> beethoven's 5th was the first rock song evah
<deidara> POW
<Brak55> Rebec: When our kids were really young and were in that biting stage, my wife bit one back. They never bit again (don't worry, neither of their bites broke the skin, just pinched).
<Rebec> deid I did that too but she hit me first
<Rebec> so it was deserved
<deidara> yah lol
<blender_> deid, if i touched my mom, my dad would throw me out of a window
<gopp> Rebec spank him hard
<deidara> my dad didnt care
<tortus> i put a shop vac under a sheet hung on a volleyball. the plug was on my inside wall. i could make that innocuous ghost fly and be noisy anytime the kids were at the door. they were embarr***ed at being scared by it. kicked in my new trees.
<gopp> the kid will learn his lesson
<Rebec> Brak yeah I went through that with my 4 year old he was biting last year and I spanked him really hard and he stopped lol
<deidara> he used to beat the crap out of her
<gopp> spanking kids is a good tool
<gopp> no need to cancel anything
<Rebec> he was going to bite and hit my daughter and I just went WHACK
<gopp> just a nice three hard spanks
<Rebec> and that was the last time
<Rebec> gopp no I am cancelling halloween
<Rebec> it makes a bigger impact
<Brak55> Rebec: Oh, we are just such criminal parents :)
<deidara> so one time i just got real tired of her nagging so i hit her right in the face
<CryHavoc> tortus...that was not nice...
<gopp> Rebec make the kid suffer if he bites again, just spank him
<Rebec> Brak :)
<blender_> damn, they show lower the age of alcohol purchasing to 18
<Rebec> gopp I didn't cancel halloween for biting
<blender_> and legalize drugs
<gopp> Spank = parnting
<CryHavoc> bite the kid back
<Rebec> I cancelled it cause I am sick of his attitude problem
<sherylynn> gopp are you a parent ?
<Rebec> it is too much of my energy
<CryHavoc> hey t0t :)
<tortus> cry: i know. but they were on my property afterall
<gopp> sherylynn if I where I would
<blender_> is it too far-fetched to legalize most drugs?
<sherylynn> lol im not letting my son go trick or treating either
<sherylynn> LOL
<gopp> I seen the postive effects of spanking
<deidara> drugs r bad
<sherylynn> he got punished
<sym`> tots!
<sherylynn> LOL
<sym`> tater tots!
<gopp> sherylynn why
<Rebec> gopp spanking doesn't work for every child...my friend's son laughs at her
<gopp> sherylynn did you spank him
<sherylynn> cus hes mouthing off to me
<CryHavoc> sheryl...where you are I can understand....
<gopp> Rebec well she must not be strong enough
<CryHavoc> he would have to lock & load first
<sym`> tots can spank me too ;p~
<Rebec> gopp who me?
<sherylynn> gopp when youre a parent talk smack to me
<blender_> my little brother tackled my mom when she smacked him
<sherylynn> rebec i back your decision
<blender_> =\
<Rebec> sherry lol...I told him it's too much energy to constantly correct him why take him trick or treating
<gopp> I would spank my kid if he misbahved
<gopp> so hard
<gopp> start from litte
<sherylynn> hes pissed at me
<Rebec> gopp it doesn't work for every kid
<sym`> uNG!
<gopp> like 4 or 5
<Rebec> sherry let him be pissed
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