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<chmod^> "oh, sorry, i was aiming for that fly that buzzing by your legs"
<NadiaK> and why would it need to be wider?
<bogdan_ro> yes chmod^, that would work.
<KaR`> i like it tight..
<M^Y^T> well kickin them in teh balls by mistake is simple, a mere slip of the foot for example will suffice
<foxxxie> lol
<foxxxie> doh its raining and i dont feel like going out with the girls
<bogdan_ro> "well officer, i slipped on the water on the floor and my foot accidentally landed below his left nut"
<KaR`> i'll go out with them for you
<bogdan_ro> foxxxie go out with the guyz then
<LadyFox> Nice and sunny here
<foxxxie> lol
<chmod^> hmm
<M^Y^T> girls out dressed up in teh rain
<M^Y^T> hmmmmm
<foxxxie> guys smell
<foxxxie> :P
<LadyFox> LOL
<bogdan_ro> we don't !
<foxxxie> do
<bogdan_ro> do noot!
<foxxxie> do too
<PoPe`> sunny but wind advisory here
<M^Y^T> men only smell after ***
<NadiaK> i'm gonna have to say guys stink....
<bogdan_ro> well, we do if you get us sweaty enough,,,
<M^Y^T> unless theyre homeless or are afraid to shower
<foxxxie> lol
<bogdan_ro> M^Y^T shuld know
<LadyFox> foxxxie: In other words... not quite a sunny disposition
<chickyblue> morning
<Char|otte> !ping
<M^Y^T> but thats the common male hormonal cleansing disease
<foxxxie> hehe
<KaR`> shower? water? OMG!!! *RUNS*
<foxxxie> right big question straight or curly hair
<M^Y^T> curly
<KaR`> wavy
<bogdan_ro> foxxxie i always go for straight
<chickyblue> guys like straightened
<bogdan_ro> yeah...
<M^Y^T> ah sure as long as your nips are stickin out nobody will notice your hair
<foxxxie> yeah i better straighten it
<bogdan_ro> M^Y^T is right yet again
<NadiaK> *shakes head*
<chickyblue> if u have long hair, it will cover ur nips
<KaR`> as long as your cameltoe is showin.. noone will notice your nips or hair ;P
<foxxxie> down to my *** :P
<M^Y^T> i have yet to see a woman dance with long hair covering her nips
<bogdan_ro> foxxxie marry me!
<chickyblue> lol KaR`
<foxxxie> lol
<chickyblue> have u
<bogdan_ro> there's entirely not enough pr0n being watched in this world
<foxxxie> lol
<foxxxie> omg i will survive is on vh1
<KaR`> M^Y^T downloaded it all and won't share
<bogdan_ro> omg... gloria GAYnoor
<foxxxie> ye
<foxxxie> all the divorcess tonite will love it :P
<M^Y^T> actually funny you say that, kel caught me porn stash and threw quite the wobbler
<bogdan_ro> :(
<bogdan_ro> that ****s
<foxxxie> lol
<bogdan_ro> planning on building a new one
<chickyblue> i bet
<bogdan_ro> i have a few suggestions...
<foxxxie> as long as it isnt freaky stuff lol its no big deal
<M^Y^T> yeah porn is porn
<bogdan_ro> define "freaky"
<M^Y^T> and wankin happens
<bogdan_ro> :D
<foxxxie> animals kids
<bogdan_ro> a lot
<foxxxie> dead ppl
<M^Y^T> so yeah **** why the wobbeler i dont know
<foxxxie> extreme violence
<foxxxie> sadism gone wrong
<M^Y^T> its porn ! jesus your weird
<foxxxie> did i hit freaky?
<bogdan_ro> just a bit...
<bogdan_ro> you haven't seen good pron till you jacked off to two lesbos who were actually by...
<NadiaK> M^Y^T, alot of girls dont like the idea of their man showing interest in something else while in their company, its kinda rude...
<bogdan_ro> *bi
<bogdan_ro> yes, honey, the brasiere is quite nice... *boinggg...
<foxxxie> you know it happens thou
<M^Y^T> no kel i wasnt in her company
<M^Y^T> and i have you know, wankin will happen, maybe once we say im goin for a ****, and bring in the paper, and come out 3 minutes later
<M^Y^T> yes that was a wank
<foxxxie> lol
<BadInfluence> bogdan_ro: you don't like beating about the bush, do you? more like ''Hi, nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?'' eh?
<M^Y^T> it happens
<NadiaK> lol myt, well my point remains
<M^Y^T> so does mine
<M^Y^T> you dont want us to wank then wank us
<foxxxie> i guess if you watch it together :P
<M^Y^T> cant be more simple
<bogdan_ro> tried that once BI... but i was really drunk and the slap on the face allmost didn't hurt
<M^Y^T> and when i say wank i mean wank, not use it like a feckin joystick
<NadiaK> M^Y^T: That would be a full time job, an unpaying fulltime job at that
<BadInfluence> hee hee bogdan_ro, was worth a try though huh?
<foxxxie> lol nadiak
<bogdan_ro> think so...
<foxxxie> boring too
<NadiaK> oh yeh
<M^Y^T> well then dont *****
<foxxxie> women have enuff to do
<M^Y^T> we shall wank
<bogdan_ro> speaking of ***... how are you NadiaK?
<foxxxie> hence i dont mind porn :P
<NadiaK> wb chmod
<bogdan_ro> :D
<foxxxie> wb chmod
<chmod^> ty NadiaK
<foxxxie> you missed the porn debate
<chmod^> ty foxxxie
<chickyblue> can't procreate without ***
<chmod^> foxxxie: lol
<BadInfluence> chickyblue: not anymore, you CAN. :D
<chickyblue> what, should ur bf b allowed to go?
<foxxxie> chickyblue yes you can
<chickyblue> to strip bars or not
<foxxxie> invitrofertilization
<foxxxie> :P
<foxxxie> dont need *** any more
<chmod^> heya chickyblue
<chickyblue> thats true
<chickyblue> hi chmod^
<BadInfluence> foxxxie: in other words ''spoon-feeding''? rofl
<bogdan_ro> foxxxie you and i both know that's not true
<M^Y^T> well rather strip bars or junkie/aids invested/std lovin *****s ?
<foxxxie> its not as ***y thou
<chickyblue> no
<cool_chick> hi
<foxxxie> but can work
<foxxxie> omg adam ant
<chickyblue> id rather have man then a tube up me thanks
<foxxxie> i need to find the remote
<bogdan_ro> quote that quick!
<chmod^> lol
<foxxxie> its a syringe isnt it
<chickyblue> i didn't like it when my ex went,and wanted pooty when he got home
<foxxxie> whats pooty
<NadiaK> thats guys for ya
<chmod^> pooty?
<NadiaK> foxxxie, use your imagination
<foxxxie> guessing ***
<chickyblue> yah pooty
<chickyblue> booty = pooty


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