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<LwNmWrMaN> i dropped it and was afraid to bend over to geti t
<Sly> budman dont drop the soap this time
<LwNmWrMaN> ok, so there is this AWESOME haunted forest in Maryland
<LwNmWrMaN> and i cant find anyone to go with me
<Ryannon> i bet i know who was in the shower with you. he was just looking at flight costs from anchorage the other day
<Kronovohr> I'd go as long as I could go armed
<budman> lol sly u r one sick puppy
<sLoWhAnD> bubba din think so
<Kronovohr> not that I'm worried about ghosts, but I'll sho' pop a cap in lwn if he gets any ideas
<budman> lol
<LwNmWrMaN> omni...i should change that
<LwNmWrMaN> i want a hot chick to go with me
<Ryannon> did Kronovohr just go black?
<v50cent> hi
<v50cent> all
<LwNmWrMaN> so when she gets scared, she hugs up against me ;p
<Kronovohr> sheeeeeeeeeeeit, nigga, what you be talkin' 'bout?
<v50cent> was ap ?
<Ryannon> kron just got all ghetto
<LwNmWrMaN> apperantly this thing is very real
<IcyLiquid> !addq <Kronovohr> sheeeeeeeeeeeit, nigga, what you be talkin' 'bout?
<budman> kitkat is that u?
<Kronovohr> I've been to a ton of haunted locations...most of them are quite fun
<Ryannon> Kronovohr you gots da gold greel?
<LwNmWrMaN> heh
<LwNmWrMaN> omni...they have people on horseback, REAL chain saws(no chains)
<Kronovohr> heh...that kind
<LwNmWrMaN> pitch black except for torches i think lighting the path
<Kronovohr> "halloween haunted house" style
<Ryannon> i heard a haunted house on the radio today
<Kronovohr> that's actually a smart move...torches along the path blind pedestrians to "risks" outside the torches
<LwNmWrMaN> yup
<sLoWhAnD> she knows how to purr
<Kronovohr> it's like the dude that made the statue of liberty dissapear...it's all in the lighting
<budman> she sure do
<Sly> she sure does
<sLoWhAnD> taste good too!
<Sly> like a engine
<Ryannon> all of you had her?
<sLoWhAnD> no, jus me
<sLoWhAnD> :P
<Sly> she tastes like a fresh piece of tuna
<Sly> several times
<budman> we never had her on days that didnt end in y
<IcyLiquid> mm tasty
<MysteryGirl> sly, oh please
<Ryannon> omg are you three related?
<Kronovohr> that's strange...usually women taste like a cross between beef and chicken once you get past the epidermis
<budman> sly u r a beast
<sLoWhAnD> fresh tuna is very good
<LwNmWrMaN> hahahaha
<Sly> we are triplets
<budman> our mother had 3 kids one of each
<Sly> im the oldest
<LwNmWrMaN> she should have swallowed
<Ryannon> did you all do s***ycrap too?
<sLoWhAnD> I'm the youngest
<Kronovohr> "they're twins...June was born 2 years after Jane."
<sLoWhAnD> we none did
<Sly> kitkat use to scream, what a screamer
<Sly> budman did those scratches in your back ever heal?
<budman> no but my hair grew back
<sLoWhAnD> lol
<sLoWhAnD> gawd
<Sly> sloppy 3rds must of been awesome slowhand
<LwNmWrMaN> ugh
<sLoWhAnD> not bad once ya get past the used part
<LwNmWrMaN> you all are making me sick
<sLoWhAnD> now thats sick
<budman> lol
<LwNmWrMaN> awww PANDA CUB! PANDA CUB!{@!@!
<budman> thank you mr sly big smooches for u
<Sly> something exciting about sliding it between barfed on bewbies
<LwNmWrMaN> sly
<LwNmWrMaN> that's about enough
<Sly> thanks budman
<Sly> you are so sweet
<Sly> hows mom doing slow?
<sLoWhAnD> she still kickin
<Sly> sowwy lanwmover
<sLoWhAnD> slowed down a bit tho
<Sly> she still have 3-4 guys a night?
<sLoWhAnD> na, had to cut down
<Sly> well she is 80
<budman> lol
<sLoWhAnD> yup
<Ryannon> i have this vision of sLoWhAnD at three different computers conversing with himself. they are like retarded clones
<LwNmWrMaN> hahaha
<sLoWhAnD> Ryannon...........
<Ryannon> sLoWhAnD ?
<Sly> excuse a me
<Sly> and i was just starting to like Ryannon
<sLoWhAnD> theres is only 1 sLoWhAnD
<Ryannon> no you werent Sly
<extasis> salam alikoume
<sLoWhAnD> hi n00kie
<budman> i think i cant propose to ryannon
<n00x> slow
<Sly> budman have we said anything nasty about anyone here?
<sLoWhAnD> how is ya
<budman> i havnt
<Sly> why are they so rude then?
<sLoWhAnD> me either
<n00x> so I am peachy
<sLoWhAnD> ohhhhh
<budman> i love everyone
<LwNmWrMaN> leave chinchillaphuckers cawk out of this
<sLoWhAnD> shame on you fer sayn that girl
<n00x> now now no penix envy lwn
<LwNmWrMaN> Ryannon!!
<LwNmWrMaN> PANDA CUBS ON NWES!
<LwNmWrMaN> :OEWAIW!
<n00x> ...
<budman> lol
<n00x> rypie
<n00x> :)
<Sly> with the thorns in hiding
<Ryannon> n00x
<Ryannon> i made a mandarin creme cake today
<budman> wow
<n00x> any brodeur stuff around your parts?
<Sly> now thats disgusting
<budman> i want a slice please
<Ryannon> no, not that isnt outrageous
<n00x> sounds yummy ry
<Sly> any body piercings Ry?
<Ryannon> i know
<n00x> i was considering making a rum cake and putting marzepan on top
<Ryannon> and i have been asking guys at the office
<n00x> that stuff is so expensive
<Ryannon> yes Sly , i have a prince albert and i have a couple of rings on my nutsaq
<Sly> budman you still have that belly ring?
<LwNmWrMaN> ;/
<n00x> there goes my milkshake
<budman> yeah it down to my toes like my stomach is
<Sly> excellent
<Ryannon> rum cake takes a while to make though doesnt it?


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