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<Ryannomatic> Dave`s a frigging hottie, almost doable
<babyandy67> hi *****catdoll
<Dave`> Almost doable? pfft.
<Dave`> :P
<Zia`> you are a tad young
<Ryannomatic> young schmung
<Dave`> bah, young == more stamina
<Ryannomatic> he is too far across this thing called an OCEAN
<Zia`> young = oops, what does clit mean again?
<Dave`> yeah, that would be um, 12 young
<Dave`> not 24 young :P
<Tabatha> just coz you can do it for longer doesnt mean you can do it well ;)
<hunnypot> nm, the wax has to melty
<Ryannomatic> young = no no, not like that. here let me show you how, oh yeah, thats nice, just like that, now a little slower yep, now slide a f errr so how is the game going hunnypot?
<Zia`> word Tabatha
<Tabatha> generally speaking of course
<Zia`> haha
<Dave`> neither does your age mean you know how to do it well
<Dave`> practice makes perfect, so they say, and while age can help, its not the only factor ;)
<Ryannomatic> i know a guy that is convinced that married women or previously married women give the best head
<jennifer^> LIES
<hunnypot> ??
<`jules> WE DO
<Ryannomatic> i refuse to talk with my mouth full
<`jules> damnit
<jennifer^> hey I have never been married, engaged but not married
<Ryannomatic> but you are old so you can count in with us
<Zia`> Yeah me neither
<jennifer^> oh so Im old now
<Dave`> jennifer^ well lets see then, you and jules line up. Off you go.
<jennifer^> lol
<Tabatha> so you're saying you give good head regardless jennifer?
<Ryannomatic> *nod*
<Dave`> Ill be the judge of that.
<jennifer^> Tabatha yah!
<`jules> FORGET YOU
<Ryannomatic> jennifaptacular gives some of the BEST head this side of Motor City
<Tabatha> k.... i'll note that in my important facts to remember file :>
<`jules> !seen PrinceCharmingWhoisGonnaSweepMeOffOfMyFeet
<Zia`> and I give not so bad head considering my age/unmarried status
<jennifer^> Ryannomatic Im on the other side tho :/
<bunnywaffles> did something appear jules?
<Zia`> honestly, I think I've forgotten how
<Ryannomatic> that should tell you something then jenni, your rep gets around
<Ryannomatic> *wink*
<Tabatha> nah, you never forget Zia
<jennifer^> haha
<Tabatha> haha
<Kittenly> you can either do it, or cant
<Kittenly> :oP
<jennifer^> Zia` it's like riding a bike......only with your mouth
<Zia`> hahaha
<jennifer^> just put it in and GO
<Ryannomatic> you gotta fondle the balls, that is key
<Dave`> one of my friends says the best head he ever gotten was from a hooker transvestite in the backstreets of singapore.
<Kittenly> LOL Dave`
<jennifer^> Dave if I were him I wouldn't brag about that
<Tabatha> Dave.... is this one of those stories about a fictional 'friend' to cover up its really you?
<Zia`> fondle the balls isn't all there is, the taint is good too
<Ryannomatic> umm yeah Dave` you are going to want to 1. stay away from that friend and 2. not admit that again
<Dave`> haha
<Kittenly> i thought the same thing jennifer^
<Dave`> Tabatha: No. Ive never been to singapore
<Kittenly> hey ShakyJake
<Tabatha> been to south auckland?
<Tabatha> haha
<Dave`> haha
<Ryannomatic> then where did you get that really bad case of chlamydia?
<Dave`> I used to live near K-road. same thing
<Ryannomatic> ah
<ShakyJake> hi kitty
<Dave`> Ryannomatic haha
<Zia`> !topic <Ryannomatic> you gotta fondle the balls, that is key
<Dave`> Ryannomatic `jules gave it to me
<`jules> wtf
<`jules> I did not
<Ryannomatic> she gives it to everyone
<bunnywaffles> wat does fondle mean lol
<`jules> you have to have *** in order to give it out
<`jules> pfft
<jennifer^> fondle?
<bunnywaffles> yea
<jennifer^> like....um touch and love the balls
<`jules> and your nasty *** hasn't touched me
<`jules> =(
<jennifer^> LOVE THEM
<Dave`> bunnywaffles ill show you..
<Zia`> taponner, caresser en poussant un peu
<bunnywaffles> lol
<Dave`> `jules nasty? I resent that!
<Dave`> :(
<bunnywaffles> merci zia
<Zia`> np
<Ryannomatic> knead them like pizza dough bunnywaffles, pull on them, stretch them, pound them and flatten them out
<Ryannomatic> they LOVE that
<Zia`> lol
<jennifer^> lol
<jennifer^> makes them scream like a *****
<Kittenly> im soooooo not touching this with ya'll
<jennifer^> that's how you know they love it
<Tabatha> hrmmmmm.... im wondering if some ppl are hard up for *** right now
<bunnywaffles> haha ok thx for the tip
<Zia`> then you get to throw them around to see if they'll stick to anything
<jennifer^> Tabatha you'd think we hated men by the way we talk
<Ryannomatic> toss them up in the air and spin them
<hunnypot> alright bbiab
<Dave`> Somehow that sounds um, yeah
<Ryannomatic> we are just training bunnywaffles to be a good giver of head
<hunnybb> er
<`jules> I do hate men but I would never do that
<bunnywaffles> lol
<jennifer^> jules not even once?
<jennifer^> just for fun!
<bunnywaffles> i havent gave head yet
<`jules> uh... no
<jennifer^> bunnywaffles ..........oh
<Ryannomatic> bunnywaffles, when you do, just tell them one important thing
<`jules> I wonder if Ragdoll has
<Dave`> how old is bunnywaffles?
<Tabatha> dont start bunnywaffles.... they'll come to expect it
<Ryannomatic> NOT IN THE HAIR OR EYES
<`jules> oh my
<`jules> /clear!
<bunnywaffles> hahahhha ok
<jennifer^> jules it could be payback for everytime you hear "oh it'll only hurt for a second"
<Kittenly> dont start then
<`jules> lol jenn
<Ryannomatic> jules, of course he has given head
<Zia`> bunnywaffles, you'll find that most guys in the area still have their caps on, ask them to wash before you give head
<`jules> well she's due to be on here any minute.. I will have to inquire
<jennifer^> scrub them Zia`!
<`jules> maybe she can give me some tips
<bunnywaffles> lol ok
<Ryannomatic> say "have you ever given another guy head? not even when you were in vietnam?"
<jennifer^> lol
<bunnywaffles> ewww i like better circomzise guys
<Zia`> yeah, but most aren't in Quebec
<Ryannomatic> how do you know that bunnywaffles?
<Zia`> :/
<jennifer^> bunnywaffles sometimes ya don't know til your head is down there
<Zia`> that's why I love Americans so much
<jennifer^> and you go "ohmy......."
<bunnywaffles> cuz its less ugly
<Kittenly> ack
<jennifer^> less ugly
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