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<Droid-> don't worry, you can buy another polish chick on the internet
<lashes> lol
<BiGDZ> lol
<Shaz`> Droid has time to shop for these items!
<Droid-> I do!
<Cashy> so the bar she works at burnt down
<NailBunny> Finish the story!
<Cashy> and i havent seen her since
<BiGDZ> what specs to you like Droid?
<Cashy> that was months ago
<Cashy> but then tonight
<BiGDZ> err do
<Cashy> i hop in the elevator
<Dave`> just remember its a bar chick, so she gets hit on my billions of men.
<lashes> well you didnt tell the story fast enough so i had to draw my own conclusions
<Cashy> and i spot her tussy
<SabrYna`> OH I thought this happened tonite
<Droid-> the prices aren't bad, but the shipping charges are a *****
<Cashy> and i hear the voice
<SabrYna`> oh I see you saw her in the elevator.. and remembered her
<Cashy> and we lock eyes
<Cashy> it's the hot polish chick
<Dave`> dude shes playing you for tips
<Cashy> but we locked eyes as i got out
<Dave`> :P
<SabrYna`> is this a rerun?
<Shaz`> Droid, they obviously need to lose weight ;)
<Cashy> i got out on my floor
<Dave`> yeah "tip me tip me tip me"
<Cashy> she was going to the bar
<Droid-> lol Shaz`
<SabrYna`> deja_vu!
<NailBunny> And then?
<Cashy> but she knows where i live now
<Shaz`> he waved good bye
<Dave`> and theeeeen
<NailBunny> So you're hoping she'll stop by?
<Dave`> why didnt u go to the FRICKEN BAR
<SabrYna`> no and then No and then
<Dave`> if you locked eyes and got 'the look'
<Dave`> dude
<Shaz`> because he's jewish!
<Droid-> ooh, is she going to stalk you?
<noctural> he has a gf of 3.5 yrs..and not tired of hitting that yet dave
<Dave`> thats like someone hanging you a million bucks, and you go "nah"
<Cashy> NailBunny: for your sake, im going to tell you that she stopped by and i made her ***hole expand by 6 inches in diameter
<Dave`> oh
<SabrYna`> why she isnT jewish?
<NailBunny> Wow. Thanks!
<Dave`> are you in the same timezone as your gf?
<SabrYna`> got the wrong hole ;/
<Cashy> what does being jewish have to do with it?
<Cashy> yes my gf lives 10 minutes away
<SabrYna`> I dunno.. she asked
<Dave`> oh
<Cashy> but she's in law school and is always stressed and annoying
<Cashy> i want the stupid polish chick
<noctural> this story blows if it ends with just 'she knows where i live now'
<Dave`> meh, send the polish chick my way then
<SabrYna`> oh I thought you broke up with your gf
<Dave`> shes wasted on you :D
<NailBunny> hahaha You find your girlfriend 'annoying'?
<Dave`> ill put that toosh of hers to good use.
<Cashy> well you send your gf to law school and tell me what you think
<Shaz`> noctural, that is the end of the story!
<SabrYna`> noccy he said he made her butthole 6 inches wide.. pay attention!
<Shaz`> whta?
<Cashy> Dave: my penis will surely be in her tussy before yours
<Shaz`> when did I miss that part?
<noctural> no, he said that for NB, the anal *** queen of CZ
<SabrYna`> yeah.. read UP
<SabrYna`> oh EW
<SabrYna`> whatQ!!!!
<Dave`> doesnt sound like it so far :P
<Cashy> !addq <SabrYna`> noccy he said he made her butthole 6 inches wide.. pay attention!
<noctural> oh dont play coy with me sabby
<SabrYna`> oh what?
<SabrYna`> CashY.. I hope ur gf finds out !
<Cashy> noc, getting off the elevator wasnt enough time for me to kick game and offer intercourse to her
<SabrYna`> addQ me.. how dare you!
<SabrYna`> after u torture me with that lame story
<Shaz`> what?
<Shaz`> finds out WHAT?
<Shaz`> the a girl knows where he lives now?
<SabrYna`> I dunno
<SabrYna`> lol
<Shaz`> hahahaha
<noctural> find out he was in an elevator with a girl!
<noctural> boy he's in for it now!
<Cashy> hahahaaha
<Droid-> omg, the shame!
<Shaz`> "hey honey, I have a potential stalker...she knows where I live"
<SabrYna`> ya that he LOOKEED at another woman
<SabrYna`> oh she is gonna mess his *** now
<NailBunny> I'm going to give that story a...6/10.
<Cashy> well i forgot to mention the fact that i was getting off with the girl who takes money at the bar
<Shaz`> you are too generous NB
<Shaz`> I think its only because you got a mention
<NailBunny> hahhaa
<Dave`> getting off with the girl that takes money..
<Cashy> and i put it in her mouth
<Cashy> but that's besides the point
<Dave`> they are playing with you for tips
<Cashy> she's cute
<Cashy> but not as hot as polish barbie
<Dave`> that happened when I went to the U.S. Every girl hits on you like your a superstar. They just want yer tips.
<SabrYna`> what did you put in her mouth?
<Shaz`> polish barbies nails snap off
<Shaz`> SABS DON'T ASK
<SabrYna`> I DID
<NailBunny> Night.
<SabrYna`> the tip money?
<Dave`> yeah
<noctural> put a 20 in her mouth and hit it from behind
<noctural> :P
<SabrYna`> thats SLUT!
<Cashy> Sabs: yes, the tip money was in her mouth as i stuffed her ***
<SabrYna`> eww the GERMS
<Shaz`> ewww
<Dave`> lol Cashy you are being played good. Poor fella.
<Shaz`> you probably never washed after using the rest room!
<SabrYna`> put a tooney in her mouth?
<Cashy> Dave: no way man, i didnt give the ***** a tip
<SabrYna`> chaaaching!
<SabrYna`> oh no tip?
<Cashy> Why should I tip her?
<Cashy> I didnt' go to the bar!
<SabrYna`> OH
<Shaz`> tha'ts right...
<Shaz`> the point of this story is he recognised a piece of arse
<SabrYna`> (I better go to bed.. this is scaring me)
<Cashy> There's a fine line between going to the bar and butt***
<Shaz`> and that, in his mind, she is now stalking him
<Droid-> lol
<Cashy> she's not stalking me
<Cashy> but
<Cashy> there's clearly a reason the good lord brought her back into my life
<SabrYna`> ciao Shaz.. hold on to your tooosh!
<Cashy> as i did my best for many months not to steal my brother's thunder
<Shaz`> ahaha thanks Sab, abandonging me
<Cashy> i mean, i love my bro, he's the man
<SabrYna`> shaz .. I gotta.. this is freakin me OUT
<Dave`> later sab
<noctural> 5'4, he must have a lot of money :P
<SabrYna`> ciao dave :)
<Cashy> but he's older than me and shorter than me
<Cashy> well he does drive a nicer car than me
<Cashy> im not sure who my parents gave more money to though
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