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<amethyst`> ewwww saggy old balls.
<Rebekah> hah
<Kronovohr> lol ok...that movie I'm saving for later
<Ke^in> Yeah I soOOOO old
<LegoMan> his dog is in the room and he's covered his nads in peanut butter.
<amethyst`> Kronovohr: one would hope you would save it after spending all that time downloading it.
<Kronovohr> amethyst`: only took an hour or so to download...no big deal
<Kronovohr> though by that I mean "I'll watch it later rather than tonight"
<LegoMan> She underestimates the size of your pipe, Kron.
<Kronovohr> lol
<amethyst`> I underestimate everything, it's always nice to get a pleasant surprise.
<Rebekah> yeah, Kron has a HUGE ... pipe.
<Kronovohr> though underestimating your own clothing sizes will get you a very unpleasant surprise
<amethyst`> hahaha
<amethyst`> don't even underestimate them.
<JohnHenry> hey.
<annika> oh my god
<LegoMan> as long as you don't underestimate the amount of money due on your bills you should be ok.
<Rebekah> Kron... there's a woman on a committee with me who sent out an email last week saying this t-shirt she ordered was too small & could someone trade with her.
<amethyst`> lost 8kgs, good thing about that is I get to buy a whole new range of clothing.
<Rebekah> But she's *at least* my size if not bigger and she ordered a MEDIUM.
<Rebekah> I'm like... on what f'ing planet are YOU a medium?
<Rebekah> I got an extra large ffs!
<LegoMan> I'm wearing an XXXL t-shirt.
<Rebekah> LegoMan, as a night shirt? :P
<amethyst`> I had someone send me an extra large t-shirt from the States.
<Kronovohr> I could wear a medium, but only if I wanted to look like one of those queer guys in modern media who wears their shirts so tight you can see their nipples protruding
<JohnHenry> Rossana3
<amethyst`> I wear it as a nightgown.
<amethyst`> it's f'n huge
<LegoMan> Rebs: yeah, it pretty much hangs to nut level.
<Kronovohr> howdy Theo^
<amethyst`> Kronovohr: nice
<Theo^> heya krono
<Rebekah> Kron... lemme put it this way. As a rough guess, I'd say she would wear a 40D bra... and she got a MEDIUM t shirt?!
<Rebekah> aside from her fat gut and flabby arms, her BOOBS aren't medium sized.
<Kronovohr> ouch
<amethyst`> that would be snug
<Kronovohr> "June is a-bustin' out all over!"
<LegoMan> I bought a medium tshirt once because it was the only size they had left of this sweet anime babe design.
<VexaraxeV> yo Kronovohr
<Kronovohr> howdy vexar
<LegoMan> I had to give it o my sister.
<amethyst`> then again a D cup isn't exactly large if you are a 40....I have a D cup.
<VexaraxeV> seen euthie?
<amethyst`> she should be like an E or F or something.
<Kronovohr> nope
<Rebekah> amethyst`, but when you put the two together, it makes for larger than a medium :P
<amethyst`> I will shut up now, I am really not up with those american sizes.
<amethyst`> dunno how they work.
<amethyst`> I have heard people say they take a size 4 womens......we don't even have a size 4 womens here
<amethyst`> smallest is a 7 or 8
<Rebekah> yeah, those sizes are different
<LegoMan> I'm pretty sure that if you have a 40" chest cavity, then a medium isn't quite enough.
<Rebekah> but I dunno about bras... never tried to buy a bra in a foreign country
<amethyst`> I take a 12D
<amethyst`> *shrug*
<Rebekah> yeah that doesn't work then
<Rebekah> the number in our bra sizes is the circumference of your chest
<amethyst`> oh
<LegoMan> bras here are measured as circumference of chest in inches and a cup size
<Droid-> evening all :)
<Kronovohr> howdy Droid-
<Rebekah> the circumference below the breast level is the number...
<Droid-> hiya Kronovohr :)
<amethyst`> so it'd be 40 centimetres?
<Rebekah> when you measure at the boob level, the different between the two makes up the letter
<LegoMan> inches.
<Kronovohr> 40 inches
<Rebekah> noooooo 40 INCHES
<Droid-> Rebekah! *spank*
<amethyst`> LOL
<Rebekah> Droid-! *moans*
<Kronovohr> 101.60cm
<IcyLiquid[a]> (12:55am) <LegoMan> inches.
<IcyLiquid[a]> (12:55am) <Kronovohr> 40 inches
<IcyLiquid[a]> (12:55am) <Rebekah> noooooo 40 INCHES
<IcyLiquid[a]> got it?
<amethyst`> didn't think you were all up with the metric system.
<Rebekah> amethyst`, so... for a 40D, she'd be 40 inches around under the boob and have about 4 or 5 inches of boob
<IcyLiquid[a]> i.e. a weapon
<Rebekah> tho, I'm not sure how the "larger" boob sizes work since I don't ever need them
<amethyst`> so, I take a 12....wonder what that is in inches.
<amethyst`> it's all very odd.
<Droid-> what about for a 36F ?
<Rebekah> Droid-, that's just a lifetime of immense back pain
<Rebekah> amethyst`, know what the circumference of your chest is?
<IcyLiquid[a]> Rebekah: and lots of free stuff :D
<Droid-> and guys with their mouths open ;)
<Rebekah> most women Ii've known with *really* large breasts get rather annoyed at having them stared at all the time
<KaR`> so the size of the slingshot garment is (breast circumference - rib circumference)+the number of letter people you can fit in them
<amethyst`> no, not really
<amethyst`> don't make a habit of measuring myself
<IcyLiquid[a]> most of the guys you know as 'friends', do.
<amethyst`> there must be some conversion thing on sites if I wanted to import some lingerie.
<amethyst`> I should look into that.
<IcyLiquid[a]> http://www.breasttalk.co.uk/size_charts.asp
<amethyst`> haha
<Kronovohr> he has that one on his hotlist
<amethyst`> come up with that pretty quick
<IcyLiquid[a]> :p
<Theo^> breast talk? *perk*
<IcyLiquid[a]> my google-fu is strong, do not mock
<Droid-> lol
<Kronovohr> I think you had that one pre-googled.
<flaminbird95> any ladies wanna chat?
<amethyst`> ok, so I am a 34 in US sizes
<IcyLiquid[a]> i did not
<amethyst`> by that chart
<Rebekah> IcyLiquid[a], my boobs hurt... could you rub them for me? :P
<VexaraxeV> mm 34
<Rebekah> 34 D?
<VexaraxeV> that's the best size
<IcyLiquid[a]> !addq <Rebekah> IcyLiquid[a], my boobs hurt... could you rub them for me? :P
<IcyLiquid[a]> Yes maam
<Rebekah> meanie :(
<amethyst`> yep, 34 D
<Rebekah> amethyst`, how do you stand up straight? :P
<KaR`> ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi!
<LegoMan> 34D?!?
<LegoMan> jesus.
<Theo^> mmmmm 34 D
<LegoMan> that's hot.
<amethyst`> don't think I am not annoyed....I long for those days when I was a 34B
<amethyst`> the bastards!
<Kronovohr> slamming a beer after that?
<KaR`> mmmm 34B
<Droid-> this conversation is useless without pics :/
<Rebekah> hahaha
<VexaraxeV> I think 34C is perfect
<Kronovohr> lol Droid-
<amethyst`> lost 8kgs of weight and the bloody things wont get any smaller.
<Theo^> 34C is pretty nice.
<KaR`> 8kgs is how many poinds?
<chickyblue> im 38b
<KaR`> ack, pounds
<IcyLiquid[a]> women are insane
<VexaraxeV> yep
<VexaraxeV> so true
<amethyst`> buggered if I know, don't know pounds.
<chickyblue> they r heavy
<chickyblue> pillows of luv
<KaR`> chickyblue, i think you need a second opinion... may i? :P
<IcyLiquid[a]> "I wish my boobs were bigger" "I wish my boobs were smaller" "I wish I was a green cucumber with mustard and relish"


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